The mum from Modern Family? The dirty talk in that accent alone, plus she's South American so she'd probably be down for anything (if the Chilean girl at my old work is anything to go by) would be enough for me, I'd barely last through the first sentence
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As a teenager I had a crush on Elisabeth Sladen (RIP), as a dirty old man it's either Jenna Coleman or Karen Gillan.
I don't even understand half the plots but who cares!
Jo Hicks
Meagan Goode
Tiffani Theissen
Kate Beckinsale to talk about hollywood and...
Katie Melua to sing to me and....
Salma Hayek to inform me about the Mexican way and....
Jet from gladiators to be my Personal trainer and.....
Carol Vorderman to help me with my Vulgar fractions and....
Kate Bush to read poetry and lyrics to each other and.....
Gemma Arterton to talk Charlton and......
Kelly Brook to shag my brains out.
Monica Belucci - MILF
Here's Monica:
I can guarantee you'll pull the lady in the black and white photo and she'll impressed at your technical knowledge using it
Another candidate I forgot to mention is Joanna Lumley. She was a stunner back in the day, although I'd still crawl over broken glass to her now.
Suranne Jones