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Words most people use incorrectly

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  • TellyTubby
    TellyTubby Posts: 3,550
    I must have this wrong but I can't figure out why commentators on boring football matches inveriably describe them as turgid when flaccid should be used to my mind.
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    arks and not ask
  • ElfsborgAddick
    ElfsborgAddick Posts: 29,034

    many of these will feature above, for sure.

    Get real.

    OMG.

    Nuff said.

    To be fair

    To be honest

    You have got to be kidding me

    U make me so horny Hun xxx



    Have not heard the last one for a while!
  • ElfsborgAddick
    ElfsborgAddick Posts: 29,034

    arks and not ask

    Innit.
  • cafcfan
    cafcfan Posts: 11,198
    Star.

    As used by various publications to describe people I've never heard of who once appeared on some reality show I've never heard of.

    Or as used to describe any of Charlton's players.....
  • daveydanger
    daveydanger Posts: 1,338
    Interpretated
  • Callumcafc
    Callumcafc Posts: 63,764
    edited July 2016
    People that say "texts is" because they're incapable of saying the plural of text message without chucking an is on the end.
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,806
    Chizz said:

    Other examples?

    Disassociated v unassociated
    Disappoint v unappoint
    distend v untend

    I've run out, the two prefixes are intended for different things.

    "Disassociated".

    It's not a word. It's dissociated.
    You can use either I believe.
  • DOUCHER
    DOUCHER Posts: 7,899
    Strategy
  • bobmunro
    bobmunro Posts: 20,843
    People being interviewed, normally research scientists, who start the answer to every question with the word 'So'.
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  • Chizz
    Chizz Posts: 28,333

    Chizz said:

    Other examples?

    Disassociated v unassociated
    Disappoint v unappoint
    distend v untend

    I've run out, the two prefixes are intended for different things.

    "Disassociated".

    It's not a word. It's dissociated.
    You can use either I believe.
    You can, indeed. But only one of them is correct.

    ;-)
  • randy andy
    randy andy Posts: 5,454

    Ironic.

    It was even used incorrectly in an advert, Citroen I think, about dancing robots, the man in the Citroen factory said "and with delicious irony, this ones doing the robot"

    A robot dancing the robot is not ironic.

    That bint who's name I can't spell wrote a whole song about irony in the 90's and most of what she calls ironic in the lyrics aren't ironic at all. I suppose that's ironic in itself.

    Many years ago Ed Byrne did a great stand-up bit where he dismantles that song line by line and explains how each could be made into an ironic statement.
    https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=ed+byrne+ironic
  • Garrymanilow
    Garrymanilow Posts: 13,169
    Resign and re-sign. People talked about us resigning Roger Johnson in January and it was very misleading
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,806
    edited July 2016
    Chizz said:

    Chizz said:

    Other examples?

    Disassociated v unassociated
    Disappoint v unappoint
    distend v untend

    I've run out, the two prefixes are intended for different things.

    "Disassociated".

    It's not a word. It's dissociated.
    You can use either I believe.
    You can, indeed. But only one of them is correct.

    ;-)
    Hmmm, doubting myself I resorted to looking them up, they both appear in OED and Cambridge dictionaries.
  • MillwallFan
    MillwallFan Posts: 3,347

    'Dinner' when referring to lunch. Where were these people dragged up ?

    As a youngster living in a good working class area, we had three meals a day, breakfast, dinner and tea. It was only when I was elevated above the status of my birth by going to a grammar school that I learnt about lunch.
    I come from a very working class family and we always called the evening meal dinner. To us it was northerners who called it tea.

  • MillwallFan
    MillwallFan Posts: 3,347

    Ironic.

    It was even used incorrectly in an advert, Citroen I think, about dancing robots, the man in the Citroen factory said "and with delicious irony, this ones doing the robot"

    A robot dancing the robot is not ironic.

    That bint who's name I can't spell wrote a whole song about irony in the 90's and most of what she calls ironic in the lyrics aren't ironic at all. I suppose that's ironic in itself.

    Many years ago Ed Byrne did a great stand-up bit where he dismantles that song line by line and explains how each could be made into an ironic statement.
    https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=ed+byrne+ironic
    Nice one mate. Will have a watch

  • seth plum
    seth plum Posts: 53,448
    Pacific for specific.
    Click for clique.
  • Bigbadbozman
    Bigbadbozman Posts: 1,775
    My kids being taught to pronounce the letter aitch to sound like haitch, also being taught chimley instead of chimney.
    I informed them on both accounts their teacher is wrong
  • MrLargo
    MrLargo Posts: 7,989
    "Undisclosed" instead "a pittance".
  • Fiiish
    Fiiish Posts: 7,998

    My kids being taught to pronounce the letter aitch to sound like haitch, also being taught chimley instead of chimney.
    I informed them on both accounts their teacher is wrong

    I've heard this crap from my brothers' kids. When I was telling them how to spell a word I used the normal letters then they insisted the teacher makes them say the letters phonetically e.g. aah, ber, ker, der, eh, fff, guh etc. What a load of shit.
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  • shuffles67
    shuffles67 Posts: 105
    Transfer rumours
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    seth plum said:

    Pacific for specific.
    Click for clique boom.

  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,599

    When people use 'me mates' instead of 'my mates'. Excuse me while I find a revolver.

    I used to accidentally use "me" sometimes but as it makes my daughter laugh I do it all the time now.

    The other day she said to me "daddy, why do you say me instead of my. Is it because you're from the olden days?"
  • SheffieldRed
    SheffieldRed Posts: 3,772

    When people use 'me mates' instead of 'my mates'. Excuse me while I find a revolver.

    I used to accidentally use "me" sometimes but as it makes my daughter laugh I do it all the time now.

    The other day she said to me "daddy, why do you say me instead of my. Is it because you're a Scouser?"
  • happyvalley
    happyvalley Posts: 8,996

    Aint done nothing.

    This literally makes my blood boil.
  • Mispronounced letters....

    Haitch
    Jai
    Zee
  • JiMMy 85
    JiMMy 85 Posts: 10,193
    That.

    "It was Jimmy 85 that who pointed out this grammatical error."
  • soapboxsam
    soapboxsam Posts: 23,229
    Fiiish said:

    My kids being taught to pronounce the letter aitch to sound like haitch, also being taught chimley instead of chimney.
    I informed them on both accounts their teacher is wrong

    I've heard this crap from my brothers' kids. When I was telling them how to spell a word I used the normal letters then they insisted the teacher makes them say the letters phonetically e.g. aah, ber, ker, der, eh, fff, guh etc. What a load of shit.
    You can't even spell fish.