RS "Welcome to the club Adam, let me take you out for dinner tonight, so that I can run through my plans here. Fancy a Nando's?" AC "Don't you f*cking start!" RS "KFC then?"
I was going to ask if he was of Asian descent before seeing this on Wiki: Chicksen is of English, Zimbabwean and Chinese descent. Hope he does well here.
Anyone thinking that's the end of the transfers for this window and that we won't be selling anyone should still be concerned. It's great to add to the squad, but there is still time for this inept regime to cash in on players before the window closes. In other words, don't count your chicksens.
I think I'll wait to see him play and determine what he's like instead of asking anyone on this thread because you've all proved that you're fooking idiots today.................
I bet they had a four year deal lined up, but Chicksen had a little look at this forum and changed his mind.
'Uh..there's a lot of chicken puns on there. Like, a lot. Are they always like this? Normally worse you say? Who's Roger Johnson? Wait, did you say gravy? Yeah, better make it one year'.
I noticed he's played half a dozen times for recent clubs. Wonder if he gets that far then turns into a turkey. Never really settled anywhere so maybe at 24 he's still to find form and a club he can call home. Welcome Adam let's hope you get a run in the team
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AC "Don't you f*cking start!"
RS "KFC then?"
Read: "Chicksen will most likely be played out of position."
I have changed my mind.
Very funny thread by the way.
I want to know if this guy runs around like a headless duck.
'Uh..there's a lot of chicken puns on there. Like, a lot. Are they always like this? Normally worse you say? Who's Roger Johnson? Wait, did you say gravy? Yeah, better make it one year'.
Ahh crap I did it again....
No doubt he cassarole at the club.
I'm glad he's put penne to paper.
I hope he doesn't get poached by another club. Kiev, for example.
I wonder what came first - the Chicksen or the medical eggsamination?