Business critical question - need help before 5.20pm if possible please
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I work for a HR magazine, I'll try and dig out some advice0
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You're going to have to dig quickly!SWEnglandAddick said:I work for a HR magazine, I'll try and dig out some advice
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3 minutes to go, then Cabbles is going to do this to someone;
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You've got four minutes.SWEnglandAddick said:I work for a HR magazine, I'll try and dig out some advice
Good luck Cabbles. I would always say start off by taking a good, deep breath - in this case make sure you do it before you're in the room with him.17 -
Could only find "Top 10 worst smells at work":Arsenetatters said:
You're going to have to dig quickly!SWEnglandAddick said:I work for a HR magazine, I'll try and dig out some advice
1. Sweaty smells
2. Bad breath
3. Bad wind
4. Smelly feet
5. Fishy foods
6. Other body odours
7. Spicy foods
8. Meaty foods
9. Cooked vegetables
10. Cigarette smoke0 -
Jeez @Arsenetatters...were you under his desk when he let rip????Arsenetatters said:I used to work in an office with 6 others. One bloke used to do the most pungent farts ever. He would just say 'pardon me' once the waft had reached someone. Seriously, it was unbearable to breathe and we used to go out. It was so bad one day that when I washed my hair that evening I could smell it again. But we all just put up with it - tbh there was nothing we could do.
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Fuck it, just chicken out and bring some clothes pegs in tomorrow.
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I'll be pissed off if the report back is "he took it really well, no problems and thanked me for making him aware".
I want swearing, violence and weapons (preferably, but not limited to, a gun).14 -
Cough smelly t cough, see you tomorrow mate...6
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God its a small world... Never realised I worked with Cabbles!!14
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If cables doesn't update in next 20 mins he has to be banned for three games14
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He could have been killed, Ben. Very insensitive.Henry Irving said:If cables doesn't update in next 20 mins he has to be banned for three games
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If he doesnt update in 20mins then we need someone to go round his office in a bio suit and check on himHenry Irving said:If cables doesn't update in next 20 mins he has to be banned for three games
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You've really brightened up my afternoon @cabbles - not going to lie, I hope you have a few more embarrassing incidents lined up because they're cracking threads.
I hope part two is a full on stench of excrement though. Preferably with some shit stains thrown in for good measure. "How would you teach a coworker to wipe properly?" would be excellent.3 -
Pathetic excuseAddickted2TheReds said:
He could have been killed, Ben. Very insensitive.Henry Irving said:If cables doesn't update in next 20 mins he has to be banned for three games
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Have you resulted to producing a PowerPoint and a graph to get your message across.8
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Haven't done it yet. Just got him a beer (they have it on tap in our office). Just waiting for 2 people to leave0
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This nice chart might help. It's laminated and will wipe clean.
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Say he leaves before the other 2?cabbles said:Haven't done it yet. Just got him a beer (they have it on tap in our office). Just waiting for 2 people to leave
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"Bra... ya reek blud!"
"Man dem cyaan deal, innit."
"Ya need a fresh, ya get me?"
"Irie."
Job done.19 -
Just scream at them... Would you two FUCK OFF, I'm trying to tell Steve here he's a smelly bastard like you lot asked me to and I wanna go home myself!!cabbles said:Haven't done it yet. Just got him a beer (they have it on tap in our office). Just waiting for 2 people to leave
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You have draught beer on tap in your office? Just get him slaughtered and put him in the shower... Job done8
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Just hope Cabbles doesnt fart during the chat... Be a bit rich the complaint coming from him then2
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You do know that reeking of beer isn't a "normal" office smell - and just because he uses Brut or Old Spice isn't a reason "to have a word".cabbles said:Haven't done it yet. Just got him a beer (they have it on tap in our office). Just waiting for 2 people to leave
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