I used to work in an office with 6 others. One bloke used to do the most pungent farts ever. He would just say 'pardon me' once the waft had reached someone. Seriously, it was unbearable to breathe and we used to go out. It was so bad one day that when I washed my hair that evening I could smell it again. But we all just put up with it - tbh there was nothing we could do.
Jeez @Arsenetatters...were you under his desk when he let rip????
You've really brightened up my afternoon @cabbles - not going to lie, I hope you have a few more embarrassing incidents lined up because they're cracking threads.
I hope part two is a full on stench of excrement though. Preferably with some shit stains thrown in for good measure. "How would you teach a coworker to wipe properly?" would be excellent.
Haven't done it yet. Just got him a beer (they have it on tap in our office). Just waiting for 2 people to leave
Just scream at them... Would you two FUCK OFF, I'm trying to tell Steve here he's a smelly bastard like you lot asked me to and I wanna go home myself!!
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Good luck Cabbles. I would always say start off by taking a good, deep breath - in this case make sure you do it before you're in the room with him.
1. Sweaty smells
2. Bad breath
3. Bad wind
4. Smelly feet
5. Fishy foods
6. Other body odours
7. Spicy foods
8. Meaty foods
9. Cooked vegetables
10. Cigarette smoke
I want swearing, violence and weapons (preferably, but not limited to, a gun).
I hope part two is a full on stench of excrement though. Preferably with some shit stains thrown in for good measure. "How would you teach a coworker to wipe properly?" would be excellent.
(I don't smell, either!)
"Man dem cyaan deal, innit."
"Ya need a fresh, ya get me?"
"Irie."
Job done.