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Business critical question - need help before 5.20pm if possible please

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  • Addickted2TheReds
    Addickted2TheReds Posts: 7,736
    Hahahahahahahaha
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,230
    BAN HIM
  • Addickforlife
    Addickforlife Posts: 2,101
    Brilliant
  • cabbles
    cabbles Posts: 15,256
    ive sacked people before, but this was not the same
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,896
    cabbles said:

    I'm not gonna lie - I've bottled it.

    Thanks for your advice but I've choked on this

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  • Chris_from_Sidcup
    Chris_from_Sidcup Posts: 36,024
    Unbelievable Jeff
  • seth plum
    seth plum Posts: 53,448
    If your workplace has a shower, offer to help out, washing the back, the smellies, offer a nice clean fluffy towel, flip flops, and some kind of twinkle stuff to smell georgeous.
    You will win boss of the year.
  • Er_Be_Ab_Pl_Wo_Wo_Ch
    Er_Be_Ab_Pl_Wo_Wo_Ch Posts: 1,788
    Argh, all that anticipation! Can admin edit the thread title to 'Non business critical question - might like help some time if possible please'.
  • Fiiish
    Fiiish Posts: 7,998
    cabbles said:

    I'm not gonna lie - I've bottled it.

    Thanks for your advice but I've choked on this

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  • cafcledbury
    cafcledbury Posts: 1,228
    Stinky lives another day .
  • seth plum
    seth plum Posts: 53,448
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  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,393
    cabbles said:

    I'm not gonna lie - I've bottled it.

    Thanks for your advice but I've choked on this

    Hope its not the smell you've bottled!!
  • Fiiish
    Fiiish Posts: 7,998
    Thread of the year contender.
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,393
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  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,230
    LouisMend said:

    I bet he never sent those emails to Katrien either.

    Total fraud
  • Exiled_Addick
    Exiled_Addick Posts: 17,172
    You've disappointed Manish.

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  • SWEnglandAddick
    SWEnglandAddick Posts: 877
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  • Glovepup
    Glovepup Posts: 1,746
    I had to speak to someone in a team a few years ago about this, I just came out with it.

    Rather than hint that others have been talking about it, as they had complained to me I said I had noticed. Just in case they were offended I'd rather they be pissed at me than anyone else.

    The person took it really well and thanked me for bringing it to their attention and they did something about it.

    My colleague had the same issue and dealt with it very badly and called me in to their meeting for assistance to calm things down.

    You need to deal with it. I sacked someone the other week and whilst I hate doing that, it was for the best for both parties and I feel better now.

    Bite the bullet.
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  • happyvalley
    happyvalley Posts: 8,996
    Wow! What a let down to think I bolted down my dinner to get back on here to read the outcome.
  • cafc4life
    cafc4life Posts: 4,633
    edited September 2016
    @cabbles you shit bloke I expected more from you . Absolutely creasing at this thread. In the morning when he's in , say loudly, cor can you smell that, something/ someone stinks. Make him know you've smelt
    It , then later on say again or get a colleague to say it too. Make him feel like he needs to sort
    His life and and get in a bath for once . Job sorted
  • red_murph
    red_murph Posts: 2,460
    Weak! #smellylivesmatter
  • charltonkeston
    charltonkeston Posts: 7,367
    cabbles said:

    I'm not gonna lie - I've bottled it.

    Thanks for your advice but I've choked on this

    I've just read 4 pages to get to that. You have disappointed me, CL members and your work colleagues but most of all you have let yourself down when you could have been the office hero in the morning.
    Now the other 6, that you have let down, will know you are weak and will take advantage of you and quite frankly you deserve everything coming your way.
  • cabbles
    cabbles Posts: 15,256
    LouisMend said:

    I bet he never sent those emails to Katrien either.

    Not true - she has all of them

    The 31 year man's failure runs in the family
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    RodneyCharltonTrotta said:

    Had something similar happen to myself when I joined a new job. Been there a week and boss called me in saying that the size of my johnson was causing offence and intimidating all of the other blokes in the office particularly when they visited the urinals and inadvertently caught sight of it.

    The HR lady asked to inspect it and we agreed I would address it by tucking it into my sock so it wasn't so pronounced through my suit strides and we all just got on with it and even laugh about it today. Honesty was definitely the best policy and I'm am glad they confronted me on such a potentially embarrassing issue early on and nipped it in the bud and we could all get on with the job at hand.

    It was the SMELL of your Johnson and they said it smelt like old socks!
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,811
    I have several pairs of old socks which I wash after every use and they smell of the blue flavour lenor.

    I guess you mean a different old sock smell.
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,829
    I basically read threads like these and the first three things that come into my head are

    1. I hope @RodneyCharltonTrotta reads this thread
    2. I hope @Carter reads this thread
    3. I hope @Leroy Ambrose reads this thread.

    One down, two to go. Don't let me down lads

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