The protest v Coventry: what ISN'T happening

Chizz

I am sure there are people who work for Charlton who look at this forum from time to time. Maybe for ideas about team and staff personnel, maybe to learn more about the mood of fans and quite possibly to see if they can learn intelligence about what plans there are for match disruption, as part of the protest against the ownership. So in fairness to the club, I thought it might be a good idea to let them know of some things that are *not* being planned. So they can concentrate their efforts on combatting more likely scenarios.

So, I am prepared to go first. I am NOT planning to get to the ground at 4:00am on the day and superglue and padlock the gates shut. So there is absolutely, definitely no point in the club making any preparation to ensure there is security at the ground at 4:00 in the morning, to cover all gates.

Does anyone else want to share things they are definitely not going to do? Just to ensure the club doesn't have to waste time and effort protecting against them?

stonemuse

I will not be waiting next to the club shop from midday onwards so that I can welcome Daisy when she (eventually) arrives.

TellyTubby

I won't be taking my .22 rifle during the night to shoot out the floodlights.

TellyTubby

I won't sneak into the boardroom bogs and cling film all the W.Cs.

TellyTubby

I won't be pelting the director's box with durian fruit.
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/wordofmouth/2014/feb/03/durian-worlds-smelliest-fruit-sale-britain

Atletico Addick

I definitely won't be flying a drone over the field of play carrying a Roland out banner.

ElfsborgAddick

I won't be hanging a bed sheet over the squirrel's hooter!

Arsenetatters

I definitely won't be wearing a Tony the testicle costume

cantersaddick

Chizz said:

I am sure there are people who work for Charlton who look at this forum from time to time. Maybe for ideas about team and staff personnel, maybe to learn more about the mood of fans and quite possibly to see if they can learn intelligence about what plans there are for match disruption, as part of the protest against the ownership. So in fairness to the club, I thought it might be a good idea to let them know of some things that are *not* being planned. So they can concentrate their efforts on combatting more likely scenarios.

So, I am prepared to go first. I am NOT planning to get to the ground at 4:00am on the day and superglue and padlock the gates shut. So there is absolutely, definitely no point in the club making any preparation to ensure there is security at the ground at 4:00 in the morning, to cover all gates.

Does anyone else want to share things they are definitely not going to do? Just to ensure the club doesn't have to waste time and effort protecting against them?

I'd recommend not using padlocks and chain rather than not using superglue.

ElfsborgAddick

Arsenetatters said:

I definitely won't be wearing a Tony the testicle costume

Go as a camel, he always seems to have the hump.

cantersaddick

I'm not going to release 2000 pigeons in the SE corner.

A-R-T-H-U-R

I'm not releasing an army of killer moles with fireworks strapped to their moley backs which, when ignited, will see them emerge from below the centre circle at 3.15 and create a pyrotechnic display with the letters R A I L and an arrow.
no.
I wont be releasing them in front of the Jimmy Seed stand on Friday night, about 11pm,

PS, and if you stop me and my moley mates you are without doubt the biggest bunch of Belgian wankers ever to walk the planet.

And I wont be held responsible for my moley-mucker reprisals against you and your genitals.

cantersaddick

I'm not going to throw my pencil case in disgust.

Fiiish

I won't put a 'Kick Me' post-it on the match day ball.

T_C_E

Arsenetatters said:

I definitely won't be wearing a Tony the testicle costume

You know you want too.

A-R-T-H-U-R

Do not try and stop me. I have friends in high places.

Ted\'s Addicksson

Arsenetatters said:

I definitely won't be wearing a Tony the testicle costume

Cheers Mrs Tatters, I would appreciate that!

cantersaddick

I will not be throwing tic tacs at Mare from an unnamed position.

LargeAddick

I won't be accessing the roof of the East Stand from the back garden of one of the houses behind and me and a few mates won't be dangling a massive banner over the edge of the East Stand for all to see. I'm sure Katrien will like the message.

Er_Be_Ab_Pl_Wo_Wo_Ch

I'm not going on the pitch.

BR3red

I am not going

LoOkOuT

I won't be smoking in the Upper North Toilets whilst runnning the hot water taps and leaving them on, full blast, when I waltz out.

Callumcafc

I'm not going to be releasing stink bombs in the West Stand lounges.

IdleHans

I most definitely won't be taking delivery of several hundred urinal cakes with the SMTs faces printed on them

twiggyaddick

I definately wont be bringing in yellow cake uranium

Covered End

No one is going to smash up the toilets.

Off_it

I definitely wont be going, so none of any shenanigans that may - or may not - go on are down to me, m'lud.

Covered End

No one will be bringing their rubbish for the tip and dumping it near the entrance.

LargeAddick

I won't be handcuffing myself to the gates to stop the away coach getting in or slashing their coach tyres at The Marriott, Bexleyheath.

IAgree

I won't be going to the match.

I will be mowing my lawn.

Lazy_eye_metaphor

I can categorically state that I will not be doing an impersonation of Anthony Wedgwood Benn whilst simultaneously balancing a 60lb halibut on my head.