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The protest v Coventry: what ISN'T happening

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  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,806
    Nor, to be clear, is the press gantry going to be commandeered part way through the second half and used as a launch pad for smoke grenades out into the pitch and stink bombs into the directors box.

    That would be crazy.

    You would need at least 100 extra police to stop that happening so it's good it isn't.
  • cantersaddick
    cantersaddick Posts: 16,912

    I will not be throwing tic tacs at Mare from an unnamed position.

    Just to reiterate, CARD are recommending sitting in the west lower. So this DEFINITELY WON'T be happening...
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,806
    I'm getting mixed up.

    I thought sitting in the Jimmy Seed and chanting 'blue army, blue army' was the CARD recommendation.

    It will make Slade feel at home given his Cardiff experience.
  • I won't go to Floyd Road the night before and re-touch the Roland Out graffiti.
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,806
    I'd be very surprised if one of Katrien's security guards on the day turned on her and started to give her a heap of abuse.

  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,806
    I wouldn't have thought it likely that any of the staff serving the directors box would mistakenly put both lsd and laxatives in some of the drinks.
  • Davo55
    Davo55 Posts: 7,836
    edited October 2016
    Off_it said:

    PeterGage said:

    Off_it said:

    Let's face it. Nothing much is going to happen anyway.

    I love positivity !!
    Would love to be proven wrong.
    Better still, come down and make something happen that is more to your liking.
  • cantersaddick
    cantersaddick Posts: 16,912
    I won't be throwing a draft copy of my paper I'm writing at uni on 'The economics of football' at KM in the director's box.
  • Oh_Yoni_Boy
    Oh_Yoni_Boy Posts: 1,762

    I won't be throwing a draft copy of my paper I'm writing at uni on 'The economics of football' at KM in the director's box.

    You'd be better off throwing your CV down there, you and Driesden can run the club on a spreadsheet whilst Katrien swans off to conferences, Russ gives each player a reach-around to try and bond "the group" and Roly spends the other 98.5% of his time repairing his shoes.
  • cantersaddick
    cantersaddick Posts: 16,912

    I won't be throwing a draft copy of my paper I'm writing at uni on 'The economics of football' at KM in the director's box.

    You'd be better off throwing your CV down there, you and Driesden can run the club on a spreadsheet whilst Katrien swans off to conferences, Russ gives each player a reach-around to try and bond "the group" and Roly spends the other 98.5% of his time repairing his shoes.
    I'm pretty good at spreadsheets actually. Might have to update my CV in the next week!
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  • Chizz
    Chizz Posts: 28,331
    There definitely isn't a full-scale march involving supporters of Charlton and Coventry, starting outside the Liberal club and progressing noisily down Floyd Road to the ground, prior to the match. Definitely.
  • Chizz
    Chizz Posts: 28,331
    Chizz said:

    There definitely isn't a full-scale march involving supporters of Charlton and Coventry, starting outside the Liberal club and progressing noisily down Floyd Road to the ground, prior to the match. Definitely.

    And it goes without saying that, despite the fact that fireworks will be on sale, there will be no fireworks let off during the march. And certainly none lit and then left in any of the bins in Floyd Road.
  • Fiiish
    Fiiish Posts: 7,998
    edited October 2016
    There will definitely not be anyone in the Liberal Club laughing at Sue Parkes.
  • razil
    razil Posts: 15,041
    i won't be divulging the secret code known only to a select bunch of true Charlton fans and woven into some of these messages that reveals which are actually real actions for the weekend.
  • HarryLime
    HarryLime Posts: 1,295
    razil said:

    i won't be divulging the secret code known only to a select bunch of true Charlton fans and woven into some of these messages that reveals which are actually real actions for the weekend.

    You'd have to be Alan Turing to work out the code.
  • stonemuse
    stonemuse Posts: 33,998
    HarryLime said:

    razil said:

    i won't be divulging the secret code known only to a select bunch of true Charlton fans and woven into some of these messages that reveals which are actually real actions for the weekend.

    You'd have to be Alan Turing to work out the code.
    Just remember that Roland thinks he is on a par with Turing
  • cantersaddick
    cantersaddick Posts: 16,912
    My pigeon supplier has let me down. Any ideas where I can source 2000+ pigeons at short notice?!
  • stonemuse
    stonemuse Posts: 33,998

    My pigeon supplier has let me down. Any ideas where I can source 2000+ pigeons at short notice?!

    birdtrader.co.uk/pigeons-for-sale/pigeons
  • cantersaddick
    cantersaddick Posts: 16,912
    edited October 2016
    stonemuse said:

    My pigeon supplier has let me down. Any ideas where I can source 2000+ pigeons at short notice?!

    birdtrader.co.uk/pigeons-for-sale/pigeons
    I wanna buy in bulk. There you're looking at £15 -45 a pop. Quite expensive when all I want them to do is shit all over the directors box. Perhaps I could ask someone in the west upper to oblige.
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    i have bought pigeons from these guys before but doubt you'll get 2000

    www.keevilandkeevil.co.uk/wood-pigeon
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  • stonemuse
    stonemuse Posts: 33,998

    stonemuse said:

    My pigeon supplier has let me down. Any ideas where I can source 2000+ pigeons at short notice?!

    birdtrader.co.uk/pigeons-for-sale/pigeons
    I wanna buy in bulk. There you're looking at £15 -45 a pop. Quite expensive when all I want them to do is shit all over the directors box. Perhaps I could ask someone in the west upper to oblige.
    You can buy it in bags here

    pigeonsformeat.com/index.php/utility-pigeons/6-pigeonmanure
  • MOBY DUCK
    MOBY DUCK Posts: 196
    I will not be giving away 100 of these before the game:

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  • cantersaddick
    cantersaddick Posts: 16,912
    stonemuse said:

    stonemuse said:

    My pigeon supplier has let me down. Any ideas where I can source 2000+ pigeons at short notice?!

    birdtrader.co.uk/pigeons-for-sale/pigeons
    I wanna buy in bulk. There you're looking at £15 -45 a pop. Quite expensive when all I want them to do is shit all over the directors box. Perhaps I could ask someone in the west upper to oblige.
    You can buy it in bags here

    pigeonsformeat.com/index.php/utility-pigeons/6-pigeonmanure
    Not sure it'll get past the amnesty bins and sniffer dogs! ;)
  • LenGlover
    LenGlover Posts: 31,651

    My pigeon supplier has let me down. Any ideas where I can source 2000+ pigeons at short notice?!

    Trafalgar Square?
  • RedChaser
    RedChaser Posts: 19,885
    edited October 2016

    stonemuse said:

    stonemuse said:

    My pigeon supplier has let me down. Any ideas where I can source 2000+ pigeons at short notice?!

    birdtrader.co.uk/pigeons-for-sale/pigeons
    I wanna buy in bulk. There you're looking at £15 -45 a pop. Quite expensive when all I want them to do is shit all over the directors box. Perhaps I could ask someone in the west upper to oblige.
    You can buy it in bags here

    pigeonsformeat.com/index.php/utility-pigeons/6-pigeonmanure
    Not sure it'll get past the amnesty bins and sniffer dogs! ;)
    Amnesty bins? Who suggested those, T20k or EKA? No don't tell me, it was Sue Perks' Facebook gang :smirk: .
  • cantersaddick
    cantersaddick Posts: 16,912
    LenGlover said:

    My pigeon supplier has let me down. Any ideas where I can source 2000+ pigeons at short notice?!

    Trafalgar Square?
    Yeah you try getting them all on a train to Charlton! Southeastern is bad enough without 2000 pigeons!
  • stonemuse
    stonemuse Posts: 33,998
    edited October 2016

    stonemuse said:

    stonemuse said:

    My pigeon supplier has let me down. Any ideas where I can source 2000+ pigeons at short notice?!

    birdtrader.co.uk/pigeons-for-sale/pigeons
    I wanna buy in bulk. There you're looking at £15 -45 a pop. Quite expensive when all I want them to do is shit all over the directors box. Perhaps I could ask someone in the west upper to oblige.
    You can buy it in bags here

    pigeonsformeat.com/index.php/utility-pigeons/6-pigeonmanure
    Not sure it'll get past the amnesty bins and sniffer dogs! ;)
    Only with our SMT can the concept of amnesty bins, which are usually used for drugs, guns and knives, be downgraded to flags and plastic balls.

    Katrien does love a bit of drama to spice up her situation ...those nasty football oiks are at it again.
  • dizzee
    dizzee Posts: 5,616
    I won't be buying a ST.
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,806
    I won't be attending unfortunately. So I can absolutely guarantee that Cov fans won't be unfurling a huge 'we miss you Neil' banner and running it onto the pitch in the 78th minute.

    I'd be very surprised if all incidents of aggression from any belmarsh type stewards were filmed and used in a class action against the senior management team and owner for instructing such violent behaviour ensued.

    The camera works both ways Cahones.
  • C4FC4L1f3
    C4FC4L1f3 Posts: 1,917
    I will not be sending an email to the CAFC fan database, suggesting they all make a freedom of information request to the club, for all CCTV footage of their self for the entirety of there visit to the valley on Saturday!

    That will keep them distracted ;)