One thing we won't be doing is we won't not be not stampeding the hospitality suites and trashing the buffet before certain people can get their hands on a free vol au vent. I think....
I am definitely not enjoying this thread. And I definitely won't be taking any inspiration from any these other ideas that other posters won't be doing either.
I will not be listening to CARD and I am going to buy pie and chips and drinks all round for everyone in the ground (so make sure you have plenty of stock in please).
We'll there definitely hasn't been discussions with the Coventry fans about a coordinated pitch invasion, with all fans moving to confront the directors box. It wont happen 5 minutes into each half and there definitely isn't 17 stewards (currently) in on it who will allow it to happen. So you can just sit back and enjoy the game Tony and Kat. Stress free.
We definitely won't be having co-ordinated sit ins in the road at the junctions of Charlton church lane and floyd road, or Charlton lane and Harvey gardens, just before 1:00pm
I definitely haven't taken delivery of 500 whistles. I won't be handing out those 500 non-existent whistles before the match and will not be asking the non-existent recipients of the non-existent whistles to disrupt play at all.
I definitely have not taken delivery of 100 of these, and I will definitely not be handing them out before the match, along with packs of batteries and remote controls.
I will definitely not be driving a flat -bed lorry with very large amplifiers on the back into the west stand car park and playing Valley Floyd Road at 100 decibels just as the teams run out.
We definitely won't be having co-ordinated shits in in the road at the junctions of Charlton church lane and floyd road, or Charlton lane and Harvey gardens, just before 1:00pm
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Oh... hang on.
I think....
I actually won't :-(
#notonepennymoretothescumatthevalley
I won't be handing out those 500 non-existent whistles before the match and will not be asking the non-existent recipients of the non-existent whistles to disrupt play at all.
I definitely have not taken delivery of 100 of these, and I will definitely not be handing them out before the match, along with packs of batteries and remote controls.