Things you can say whilst making sweet lurve or while watching a game at The Valley

thai malaysia addick

Sorry to copy the idea but there's some fertile minds out there.......

Nicholas

The grass needs cutting

thai malaysia addick

We need someone playing in the hole

Chippycafc

You've missed the target completely.

cafctom

I'll give it 5 more minutes then I'm off

bellz2002

I'm getting bored now.

MrLargo

This is the worst afternoon of my entire life...

Nicholas

Is this vegetarian?

MrLargo

I paid £25 for an hour and a half of pleasure and ended up feeling totally humiliated!

thai malaysia addick

Half time can't come soon enough

thai malaysia addick

The flag's up

cafcsinger

Bauer just got sent off

MrLargo

I'm getting a bit bored of this. Shall we see if it's any more exciting on the sofa?

dizzee

Please stop rubbing this s*** in my face.

thai malaysia addick

I know there's less in than you'd hope

MrLargo

It's a shame Roland can't be bothered to come along and watch.

Gravesend_Addick

Why do I bother

thai malaysia addick

I can see this being abandoned

McBobbin

His legs have gone

MrLargo

Okay, okay, I admit this has been a pretty unpleasant experience for quite some time, but I'm sure if we just take a look at this new website it'll solve all of our problems.

limeygent

Not staying for the finish......

C_A_F_C

He's way too small.

C_A_F_C

MrLargo said:

It's a shame Roland can't be bothered to come along and watch.

Don't worry he has a live stream.

SOTF

Does he pass the height test?

SOTF

Did you bring a cardigan?

johnny73

When the red red robin comes bob bob bobbin' along along
There'll be no more sobbin' when he starts throbbin' his old sweet song.

Huskaris

Right then big mouth, let's finish this in the Makro car park

Huskaris

The reason they sound like they're having all the fun is because they have much better acoustics!

Atletico Addick

This is shite, you're rubbish. Waste of money.

Huskaris

All the lads are going to be making fun of me for this on Monday.

Baldybonce

That was wonderful. Fancy a fag in the bogs?