Things you can say whilst making sweet lurve or while watching a game at The Valley

The Equaliser

Are you familiar with Anil Koc ?

Davo55

They think it's all over......it is NOW!!!

cafcfan

You think it's a painful experience now, wait until the assistant puts his flag up.

twiggyaddick

I need to have a lot of drink to enjoy this crap sometimes

PaddyP17

"Get round the back of 'im then just stick the ball in the mixer you twat!"

ricky_otto

Fanni's performances have really dried up.

PaddyP17

"PUSH UP! PUSH UP! GET THE SECOND BALL!"

Fiiish

Roland out

guinnessaddick

Im a dirty bastard, it's an early bath for me.

StigThundercock

I paid how much for this?

Complete lack of penetration.

He's got good touch for a big lad.

He's taken one for the team there

Valiantphil

I wouldn't put that there !

Rossman92

Ohhh Karl's really giving the ref a mouthful here

Baldybonce

The keeper's used his fist for the first time.

ricky_otto

If you don't fancy coming next week, we could always watch using the Valley Pass live Video.

MrOneLung

Brave man putting his head in there.

Jack_Charlton

I'm sure they're Millwall next to us

addickfanatic

The Equaliser said:

Are you familiar with Anil Koc ?

Katy M- no Naby hasn't tried that yet

cafc_harry

Yes Ricky you beautiful man

ricky_otto

cafc_harry said:

Yes Ricky you beautiful man

I never knew you felt like this.

ricky_otto

The goalie only managed to get his finger to it, next time it needs to be a big fist.

AFKABartram

I wonder how this is coming across on the telly

paulbaconsarnie

Thank god that's over.
I spent the last 90 minutes dreading Ched Evans was gonna ruin it for us.

twiggyaddick

A really lifeless lazy performance from the big man today

cafcwill

He has been everywhere today

thai malaysia addick

There's always more movement when playing away

MrOneLung

He just couldn't perform on a cold Tuesday night in stoke

JollyRobin

I haven't come second since 1986.

thai malaysia addick

I'm not sure why we keep switching positions

Six-a-bag-of-nuts

The goalkeeper just stood there and watched it go in

Six-a-bag-of-nuts

Stop pussyfooting in your own box