Things you can say whilst making sweet lurve or while watching a game at The Valley

3blokes

Which end are we shooting?

3blokes

He's some player, and that was some finish.

jonseventyfive

There's a muddy patch in the channel.

Saga Lout

How much?! I'd want the whole cow for that money!

ElfsborgAddick

ricky_otto said:

We need to start going in harder.

Ffs Otto, you're certainly trying to get that lol total increased!

dizzee

It never used to take much for me to come, but now you've got so ugly I really struggle to.

The Prince-e-Paul

I knew Sheff Utd would come good. If only we could do the same!

EpsomAddick

There are the Doncaster players, sweeping up the mess.

RugbyAddick

He's gone straight down th tunnel

Dave2l

There's a right wanker sitting behind us.

CroydonAddick1

Hope we can keep a clean sheet today.

IA

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LouisMend

We've got away with a mix up at the back there.

thai malaysia addick

I'm leaving before the end

ricky_otto

I don't think I can manage 90 mins anymore.

cafcwill

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ForeverAddickted

Shoooooooot

cafcwill

How did that not go in?!

Dazzler21

That was weird {...} meaning unique {...}

CAFCsayer

Leave Johnnie on the side... Definitely not going on

BartleyPark

You have to stand up when they start singing "We Want Roland Out".

BartleyPark

"Interesting fact, most of these guys used to play for Standard Liege"

BartleyPark

You have to be patient.

Dazzler21

This is not the time for excuses, but we have learned from our mistakes...

killerandflash

Lewis Page is coming off after only lasting a few minutes

RugbyAddick

What a finish!

SWEnglandAddick

He's got a great touch for a big man.

T_C_E

If nothing else, the pitch is looking very good!

hawksmoor

He beat his man, had one touch, then smashed it in.

1905

Wetter than a trip to Yeovil