Things you can say whilst making sweet lurve or while watching a game at The Valley

Davo55

Just slide it down the fuckin channel!!!

MrLargo

Another absolutely pathetic performance. Iain Dowie could take over and it still wouldn't be as painful as this has been.

Jack_Charlton

COME ON REF!!!!

iamdan

2 fine legs and deep gully.
Oh that's cricket

dippers

I only come for the pigs!

AFKABartram

No one bothers watching from the flats behind anymore

cantersaddick

Well that was fucking dreadful!

MrOneLung

Man on !!

Taxi_Lad

Should've stayed in the pub

AFKABartram

Not the same without @BDL making some noise for the boys

ElfsborgAddick

Who was that just farted over in the East Stand?

ElfsborgAddick

Macronate said:

Why do we bother?

Same bloody thing every week, a lack of penetration and no end product.

Otto tells me that about his sex life.

Floyd Montana

Oh, that's what you mean by 'valley express'

ricky_otto

I wish I could make you come more often.

AFKABartram

Sit down

AFKABartram

What's all this tippy tally nonsense. GET IT UP THERE!!

ricky_otto

I hope these seats aren't too uncomfortable, it's been a while since you sat on something hard.

IdleHans

How much time is being added on for stoppages?

IdleHans

You don't know what you're doing

AFKABartram

What the f***ing hell was that?
What the f***ing hell was that

ricky_otto

I love the way he pulls off the defender.

Macronate

My nan could've finished that.

3blokes

There's a bit of shirt pulling going on there...see how he goes for the tackle...rode it superbly there.

3blokes

Nice touch

AFKABartram

This should be interesting, it looks like he's gonna try to go in the wrong entrance

ElfsborgAddick

AFKABartram said:

This should be interesting, it looks like he's gonna try to go in the wrong entrance

That is usually very interesting Daniel.

addickfanatic

That was well wide of the target and ended up in the arse end of nowhere

limeygent

That was some dive...

ElfsborgAddick

Is Meire back sitting in the front row of the Directors Box today?

Garrymanilow

I told you, I'm not going again until Roland leaves