Shocked to hear on MOTD last night that the Golden Boot prospect, Benteke, has signed a contract extension at Palarse.
My contact certainly kept that one quiet. I asked him if it was to 'protect their asset' in the forthcoming January transfer window - he suggested that if that was the case the Benteke's contract extension is the equivalent of an attic conversion on your house, in the hope of improving the sale value. Except that in the last couple of years you have found out that the place is damp infested, has issues with Japanese Knotweed, and the neighbours are Fred and Rose West.
I had one of the hardest temptations of my life today. Had to make a delivery to their training ground this morning and backing an 18 ton truck into their car park, surrounded by all those Bentley's, Range Rovers & Mercs. It would've been so easy to have an "accident". I must add that they're all very unoriginal with the colours, as almost every car was black with tinted windows................
I done the school run today and promised to take the kids shopping after to get new coats and other crap. Popped into Bromley and see the wankers have opened an official clubshop in Bromley shopping centre! Trying to spread again
I done the school run today and promised to take the kids shopping after to get new coats and other crap. Popped into Bromley and see the wankers have opened an official clubshop in Bromley shopping centre! Trying to spread again
No one ever goes in that shopping centre any more anyway.
On 20 January, he was clocked driving 80mph (129km/h) in a 50mph (80km/h) zone in Richmond, before being caught doing 89mph (143km/h) in a 40mph (64km/h) zone stretch of the same road in Putney on 11 March.
Benteke was also found guilty of driving 64mph (103km/h) in a 30mph (48km/h) zone in Streatham Place on 22 July.
As well as being given six penalty points for each of the three offences, he was also ordered to pay £2,780 in fines, costs and surcharges. The striker already had nine points on his licence.
I thought speeding fines were now related to how much you earned? One weeks salary for each offence would give the justice system an extra £360k. I mean, 89mph in a 40 limit is obscene.
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Not sure if it's because he's sulking at not getting a transfer or something, but he's been absolutely dreadful this season.
My contact certainly kept that one quiet. I asked him if it was to 'protect their asset' in the forthcoming January transfer window - he suggested that if that was the case the Benteke's contract extension is the equivalent of an attic conversion on your house, in the hope of improving the sale value. Except that in the last couple of years you have found out that the place is damp infested, has issues with Japanese Knotweed, and the neighbours are Fred and Rose West.
not sure about a decade but for 1 season there was a lot of hype around croydon. on tomorrow night BT sport.
Still hate them with a passion though.
I assume it's so they have funds available for the January transfer window and a possible bit for Morelos.
https://beta.companieshouse.gov.uk/company/07270793/filing-history/MzI0NzM1NTQ5M2FkaXF6a2N4/document?format=pdf&download=0
For me its Elephant n Castle, i grew up in Peckham and never liked Elephant and still dont to this day for some reason.
On 20 January, he was clocked driving 80mph (129km/h) in a 50mph (80km/h) zone in Richmond, before being caught doing 89mph (143km/h) in a 40mph (64km/h) zone stretch of the same road in Putney on 11 March.
Benteke was also found guilty of driving 64mph (103km/h) in a 30mph (48km/h) zone in Streatham Place on 22 July.
As well as being given six penalty points for each of the three offences, he was also ordered to pay £2,780 in fines, costs and surcharges. The striker already had nine points on his licence.I thought speeding fines were now related to how much you earned? One weeks salary for each offence would give the justice system an extra £360k. I mean, 89mph in a 40 limit is obscene.
Jesus he has more points on his licence than goals for Palace
https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/ex-premier-league-ace-neil-20969933
dirty noncing Nigels
Neil Shipperley, he flashes at kids