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  • cabbles said:

    I genuinely dislike the image of the modern footballer

    So plastic. Headphones, tattoos, FIFA and hip hop and r’n’b. That’s pretty much what I think all of them are like. I’m sure some are very individual and have personalities, but it’s very hard to tell

    And the bleached teeth - Firmino and Countinho look absolutely ridiculous.
  • Substituted players that walk off slowly and mess about clapping their supporters
  • "False nine" and similar terms. The lower the league being discussed the more ridiculous it sounds.
  • The snorting noise Danny Mills makes before answering any question he’s asked on the radio.
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  • Oakster said:

    Animated / Electronc advertising boards around the pitch doing their best to distract you.

    That one with the dog always catches me out! I think to myself "That'll be on question of sport!" Then have to punch myself in the head and call myself stupid....
  • Animated managers on the side line playing up to the cameras (trying to look as though they are not) - Conte and Marino step forward.
  • Jamie Redknapp keeps banging on about a players low centre of gravity.
  • the so called "banter" by club official twitter accounts, them cnuts from croydon and leicester this week.

    very sad.
  • the premier league in general and the marketing of it;

    super sunday featuring a mouthwatering clash between brighton and burnley.

  • Commentators & pundits who say 'he's got great feet for a big man'

    Of course he has. He's a professional footballer for christ sake
  • edited December 2017
    Players wearing gloves in September
  • Scoham said:

    "False nine" and similar terms. The lower the league being discussed the more ridiculous it sounds.

    This. 100%.
  • Teams wearing an away/third strip when there is absolutely no need.

    Home kit should be worn unless there is a clash.

    e.g. I was watching Napoli v Juventus recently - Napoli were wearing their dark away kit at home (no idea why), which in turn meant that Juventus had to change, so neither team was wearing their home colours (which seemed a particular shame given the famous blue of Napoli and the Juventus stripes!)
  • Football 'hipsters' Giroud, Bruno and the rest, just do one you pinned

    Sky hyping super duper derby super Sunday for weeks beforehand. They did a feature on the countries not showing it, North Korea, Cuba and Moldova, but fail to mention that the citizens have more pressing matters to worry about than Guardiola mourinho handbags
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  • Choreographed goal celebrations
  • The nonsensical rule that a player who's been treated for an injury has to go off the pitch after they've been treated!

    It doesn't save time, and penalises the team with the injured player, when they might have a dangerous situation

    It started at the World cup in the USA & was supposed to speed things up. At the time an injured player was put immediately on a stretcher/buggy & taken off the pitch to be treated. The match would then re-start with the player being treated off the pitch & then let-on again once as per usual. No time wasting & no real need for added time. But some clever dick at FIFA or wherever decided to change it & cock it up.

  • Players who get away with shepherding the ball out of play (especially defenders manipulating for a goal kick), and deliberately preventing an opponent from playing the ball......any other place on the pitch and the ref would blow up for blatant obstruction?
    Never understood how this anomaly has been allowed over many many years to develop and is now considered the norm?
    IMHO it’s obstruction, pure and simple.

    My father in law does some refereeing and says he always gives a free kick for obstruction - says the defenders soon learn the lesson.
  • Another one they introduced to speed up the game was to take goal kicks from either side irrespective of where it went out.

    It's just used as another time wasting method.
  • Spankie said:

    Players wearing gloves in September

    You’re being a bit unfair on goalkeepers.
  • The Premier League anthem, and how we had to cut short the RRR to play it before matches

    Obviously not a problem for us at the moment...
  • Skys synthetic derbies - my Wycombe mate goes potty when they talk about the M40 derby with Oxford,
  • Stig said:

    Skys synthetic derbies - my Wycombe mate goes potty when they talk about the M40 derby with Oxford,

    It’s not as big at the M6 Derby....Birmingham v Carlisle
    Or the US channel that reported on The Battle of the Two Wests, Ham and Brom. Could only been better if they'd said Fred and John.
    Fred West against a tin of Tuna - the most one sided Derby ever.
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