The worst football kit ever

happyvalley

Any shirt with an eagle on it.

killerandflash

Mid 1990s away kits did tend to become very gaudy, and with fewer template designs back then, designers did go a bit OTT. None of our kits were amongst the worst, but a few of them were rather LOUD. What was the obsession with green and purple that Quaser had?

Their goalkeeper shirts were different too...one is an acid trip, the other is in invisible grey (but with the badge on a green background that isn't even centred properly!)

Rothko

Never been that bothered by goalkeepers kits being horrible, we didn't have terrible kits, but some of the green and white things Quaser produced haven't aged well 

Lordflashheart

ElfsborgAddick said:

guinnessaddick said:

Coventry Brown away kit 💩 

Bottom left, name the totteringham player.

Don McAllister ?

SporadicAddick

ElfsborgAddick said:

guinnessaddick said:

Coventry Brown away kit 💩 

Bottom left, name the totteringham player.

Terry Naylor, once of this parish?

RodneyCharltonTrotta

cafcdave123 said:

England’s red euro96 GK kit that looked like a printer malfunction 

The red version of this one?




and a closer view...

addickson

Lordflashheart said:

Coventry City’s brown kit - quite simply horrific

Ian Wallace - when I were a lad Dumbarton produced a jewel like him every year.  Its now 27 years since we produced a home grown talent 😥
Thats why I love the Academy players Charlton produce

thai malaysia addick

This was pretty bad

ricky_otto

ElfsborgAddick said:

guinnessaddick said:

Coventry Brown away kit 💩 

Bottom left, name the totteringham player.

He looks quite small - it’s either you or Son (not your Son, Tottenham’s one) 

thai malaysia addick

And, why?

Lincsaddick

Stade Francais Rugby 

Talal

RodneyCharltonTrotta said:

cafcdave123 said:

England’s red euro96 GK kit that looked like a printer malfunction 

The red version of this one?




and a closer view...

Was posted on the previous page, it's a different design. I actually liked the yellow one. 

Talal

Rothko said:

Never been that bothered by goalkeepers kits being horrible, we didn't have terrible kits, but some of the green and white things Quaser produced haven't aged well 

Some of my favourite kits we've had, love this one...

Lordflashheart

thai malaysia addick said:

This was pretty bad

I really liked that kit !!!

ElfsborgAddick

Lordflashheart said:

ElfsborgAddick said:

guinnessaddick said:

Coventry Brown away kit 💩 

Bottom left, name the totteringham player.

Don McAllister ?

Correct.

ElfsborgAddick

addickson said:

Lordflashheart said:

Coventry City’s brown kit - quite simply horrific

Ian Wallace - when I were a lad Dumbarton produced a jewel like him every year.  Its now 27 years since we produced a home grown talent 😥
Thats why I love the Academy players Charlton produce

Alan Brazil with hair.

Lordflashheart

ElfsborgAddick said:

Lordflashheart said:

ElfsborgAddick said:

guinnessaddick said:

Coventry Brown away kit 💩 

Bottom left, name the totteringham player.

Don McAllister ?

Correct.

I’m on a roll today !!!

MuttleyCAFC

floydroadfaithfull said:

check that bad boy out !that would put off any penalty takers

At a Q&A Rob Elliot told my son that he liked to wear bright colours because there was research that when somebody shoots without time to think, they shoot at bright colours. Or something like that.

soapy_jones

Red n blue stripes normally makes me vomit... Normally stretched over a Surrey wankers gut!

Exiled_Addick

Todds_right_hook

Chizz said:

Scoham said:

So many questions. 

When did Johnny Jackson (second left, back row) sign for that team?  Is Gareth Southgate (front row, far left) getting over-friendly with the team-mate on his left? Why have the two players in the front row on the right only got one arm each?  And finally, what on earth is the goalkeeper doing to the player bent over in front of him? 

Igor in front of jj

Todds_right_hook

Dazzler21 said:

My mates company make footy kits, they're pretty fun designs that could be classified as bad kits, but they're intentionally like it. 

https://amphibianappareluk.com/teamwear/uniforms






A lot of them are used in the Sussex/Surrey area by grass roots sides and a few by semi pro clubs. 

The Bournemouth one is ok

Simonsen

ElfsborgAddick said:

guinnessaddick said:

Coventry Brown away kit 💩 

Bottom left, name the totteringham player.

Don McAllister? 

Valley11

Worse....kit......ever 

Talal

Valley11 said:

Worse....kit......ever 

Truly abysmal, coupled with the worst sponsor we've had. 

iaitch

Got to agree with both of you, hated that kit.

iaitch

Here's a Chelsea abomination.

Garrymanilow

Talal said:

Valley11 said:

Worse....kit......ever 

Truly abysmal, coupled with the worst sponsor we've had. 

I thought the away kit that season was worse. The home one weirdly grew on me but the away was and still is atrocious

MrOneLung

At least we had the zabeel deal to cheer us up 

Talal

iaitch said:

Here's a Chelsea abomination.

Actually don't mind it.