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  • Charltonparklane
    Charltonparklane Posts: 5,786
    flyingkiwiDK said:
    Hello all

    I’ve just been in touch with @AFKABartram and unfortunately due to his current situation with Covid-19 he is unable to continue with the “rate my plate” competition. Instead I agreed with him that we could all share our Xmas platters here for discussion and comment (and a rating out of 10 if you wish?).

    Here is my offering to start with. A traditional Danish Christmas dinner of duck, pork, new potatoes, brown (caramelised) potatoes, red cabbage, picked cucumber and pumpkin.

    Feel free to critic. I can handle it. 
    Who puts fkin watermelon on a Christmas dinner? 
  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 10,966
    mortimersdribble70 said:
    Mine and the Dogs Christmas Dinner 
    I'm not showing that dog's dinner to Rufus, he'll feel very short-changed
  • walshiesleftfoot
    walshiesleftfoot Posts: 1,208
    this years try no socks this time 
  • scruffle
    scruffle Posts: 2,282
    first Xmas Dinner I've had to cook, tastes better than it looked! 
  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 10,966
    Looks not bad at all, but where oh where is the gravy?
  • Sillybilly
    Sillybilly Posts: 9,234
    Highlight was Mrs SB’s enormous puddings. Ooh errr!!
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,599
    Sillybilly said:
    Highlight was Mrs SB’s enormous puddings. Ooh errr!!
    Is that a croquet potato on a Christmas dinner???
  • stonemuse
    stonemuse Posts: 34,000
    Sillybilly said:
    Highlight was Mrs SB’s enormous puddings. Ooh errr!!
    Wow!
  • Sillybilly
    Sillybilly Posts: 9,234
    DaveMehmet said:
    Sillybilly said:
    Highlight was Mrs SB’s enormous puddings. Ooh errr!!
    Is that a croquet potato on a Christmas dinner???
    DaveMehmet said:
    Sillybilly said:
    Highlight was Mrs SB’s enormous puddings. Ooh errr!!
    Is that a croquet potato on a Christmas dinner???
    I’m ashamed to say that potato croquettes and tinned carrots are my two Christmas Day walks of shame.  
  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 51,995
    Loving your wife's enormous puddings.
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  • SporadicAddick
    SporadicAddick Posts: 6,855
    Sillybilly said:
    Highlight was Mrs SB’s enormous puddings. Ooh errr!!
    Tomato sauce is essential to offset the bitterness of the sprouts. Potato  croquettes and sweet corn should be the staple of any traditional Christmas Dinner, washed down with a vintage glass of Pepsi Max.
  • Boom
    Boom Posts: 1,679
    I like the look of mrs sb’s puds but potato croquettes and sweet corn are a big no no. What’s that next to the croquettes - spam?
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    Sillybilly said:
    Highlight was Mrs SB’s enormous puddings. Ooh errr!!
    Did you make that yorkshire under permitted developement Bill mate?
  • Scoham
    Scoham Posts: 37,376
    Sillybilly said:
    DaveMehmet said:
    Sillybilly said:
    Highlight was Mrs SB’s enormous puddings. Ooh errr!!
    Is that a croquet potato on a Christmas dinner???
    DaveMehmet said:
    Sillybilly said:
    Highlight was Mrs SB’s enormous puddings. Ooh errr!!
    Is that a croquet potato on a Christmas dinner???
    I’m ashamed to say that potato croquettes and tinned carrots are my two Christmas Day walks of shame.  
    You can add ketchup to that list too.
  • carly burn
    carly burn Posts: 19,459
    Sillybilly said:
    Highlight was Mrs SB’s enormous puddings. Ooh errr!!
    Sorry. Was this christmas dinner?
    Or a fridge raid after a session in the White Hart?

    Sweetcorn?
    Spring roll??
    Ketchup???

    That's before I've even got to the filing cabinet on the edge of the plate!

  • Bedsaddick
    Bedsaddick Posts: 24,736
    Sillybilly said:
    Highlight was Mrs SB’s enormous puddings. Ooh errr!!
    Another nut case who puts disgusting sweetcorn on a Roast . Scandalous 
  • dicktracey
    dicktracey Posts: 318
    Sillybilly said:
    Highlight was Mrs SB’s enormous puddings. Ooh errr!!
    Classy gravy boat too !
  • Tom1982
    Tom1982 Posts: 15

    The New Year’s Day food up 👍🏼
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,623
    Covered End said:
    Loving your wife's enormous puddings.
    Looks a bit dry and crusty round the edges.
  • Gammysnr
    Gammysnr Posts: 540

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  • Super_Eddie_Youds
    Super_Eddie_Youds Posts: 1,977
    scruffle said:
    first Xmas Dinner I've had to cook, tastes better than it looked! 
    Best looking turkey yet, about the only one with any moisture in it
  • meldrew66
    meldrew66 Posts: 2,561


  • meldrew66
    meldrew66 Posts: 2,561
    ... and before anyone says "the turkey is too pink", it's actually marmalade glazed gammon you can see sitting on the hidden turkey. 
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,825
    meldrew66 said:


    I’m sorry, I appear to have incorrectly clicked on the pretentious photo shoot thread....
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,825
    scruffle said:
    first Xmas Dinner I've had to cook, tastes better than it looked! 
    The four of your must be contenders for the thinnest family of the year award or do you sit at the table overlapped in some Chinese state circus pyramid formation. 
  • meldrew66
    meldrew66 Posts: 2,561
    edited January 2021
    AFKABartram said:
    meldrew66 said:


    I’m sorry, I appear to have incorrectly clicked on the pretentious photo shoot thread....
    Bit harsh. I was quite proud of how our Christmas table looked this year. 
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,825
    edited January 2021
    Sillybilly said:
    Highlight was Mrs SB’s enormous puddings. Ooh errr!!
    Standard overall was incredibly high this year. Thankfully there was this absolute insult to mankind to balance things out. 

    Where do you start? With the Findus Crispy Pancake or the slice of Brussels pate next to it? Or the sweet corn, the ketchup pond or the artefact Yorkshire that looks like it’s been salvaged from an archeological dig?

    Only thing you can warm to with that plate is the single piece of sweet corn on the right who worked out he wanted nothing to do with this Christmas Catastrophe and is desperately trying to escape. 
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,599
    AFKABartram said:
    Sillybilly said:
    Highlight was Mrs SB’s enormous puddings. Ooh errr!!
    Standard overall was incredibly high this year. Thanking there was this absolute insult to mankind to balance things out. 

    Where do you start? With the Findus Crispy Pancake or the slice of Brussels pate next to it? Or the sweet corn, the ketchup pond or the artefact Yorkshire that looks like it’s been salvaged from an archeological dig?

    Only thing you can warm to with that plate is the single piece of sweet corn on the right who worked out he wanted nothing to do with this Christmas Catastrophe and is desperately trying to escape. 
    He's probably thinking "I'm not getting shit out undigested in the morning"
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,825
    meldrew66 said:
    AFKABartram said:
    meldrew66 said:


    I’m sorry, I appear to have incorrectly clicked on the pretentious photo shoot thread....
    Bit harsh. I was quite proud of how our Christmas table looked this year. 
    I look forward to seeing it in the Waitrose’s catalogue later this year, Bet Xmas was a blast in your house cutting carrots and parsnips to the exact same millimetre length...

    The whole purpose is to be harsh. It looks lovely mate :-) 
  • SoundAsa£
    SoundAsa£ Posts: 22,477
    Athletico Charlton said:
    ForeverAddickted said:
    I love meat on the bone too much to sacrifice it for carved Turkey... Cooked much better I felt this year - My wife really does cook some good potatoes

    Her only fault was when she went to cook the Yorkshire's and realised she hadnt brought the mini ones


    Have studied this for some time but cannot fathom what the meat is.  Looks like the head of a Turkey but I am guessing it is something better than that!
    Rear end of piglet?

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