Erling Haaland

SantaClaus

But what does he bring to the team apart from the goals?

EugenesAxe

Cafc43v3r said:

https://twitter.com/hardfootyvideos/status/1579418597264265216?t=GRGH9tRGyEt3fOcaNOnXKQ&s=19

But can he do that on a wet Tuesday night at the Valley.

it would take our entire first team and coaching staff a good 30 minutes just to balance the three balls!

Addick Addict

SantaClaus said:

But what does he bring to the team apart from the goals?

48 career assists

Scoham

https://twitter.com/nocontextfooty/status/1579412545596948481?s=46&t=2qm9ASHcD7-Bp40tagGIvA

JaShea99

Cafc43v3r said:

https://twitter.com/hardfootyvideos/status/1579418597264265216?t=GRGH9tRGyEt3fOcaNOnXKQ&s=19

Don’t know if this is a “whoosh” but wasn’t this the one that was revealed to be fake?

Callumcafc

He has a 200m release clause for clubs outside the Premier League. He’ll be at Real Madrid or PSG within 2-3 years.

AllHailTheHen

Callumcafc said:

He has a 200m release clause for clubs outside the Premier League. He’ll be at Real Madrid or PSG within 2-3 years.

He will certainly make his dad a very rich man.

Cafc43v3r

Dropped for not scoring a hat-trick at the weekend.

JamesSeed

Aneke. Goal every 16 minutes this season. Take that, Harland!

Mendonca In Asdas

Go get him Tommy!

Dazzler21

Mendonca In Asdas said:

Go get him Tommy!

I'd definitely think it was a worthwhile gamble. However a quick Google shows its bullshit 

sam3110

Why would Bristol Rovers be tweeting that anyway? 

Mendonca In Asdas

sam3110 said:

Why would Bristol Rovers be tweeting that anyway? 

Oops, Bristol Rovers account hacked!

Scoham

Mendonca In Asdas said:

Go get him Tommy!

Seen a few accounts tweet that but it’s not accurate - that’s not his goalscoring record and Haaland isn’t even his surname.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_Tjåland

https://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/albert-tjaland/profil/spieler/748755

SuedeAdidas

Cafc43v3r said:

https://twitter.com/hardfootyvideos/status/1579418597264265216?t=GRGH9tRGyEt3fOcaNOnXKQ&s=19

Lisbie-esque

Cafc43v3r

https://www.joe.co.uk/sport/thousands-duped-into-sharing-incredible-goal-by-haalands-cousin-363130?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=FootballJOE&utm_campaign=feed

oohaahmortimer

Mendonca In Asdas said:

Go get him Tommy!

Definitely only looks 18 very believable 🙄

Scoham

oohaahmortimer said:

Mendonca In Asdas said:

Go get him Tommy!

Definitely only looks 18 very believable 🙄

Footballers are a different breed, that player could definitely be 18.

Rylo

Mendonca In Asdas said:

Go get him Tommy!

Christ, he must’ve had a hard paper round! 

Chris_from_Sidcup

oohaahmortimer said:

Mendonca In Asdas said:

Go get him Tommy!

Definitely only looks 18 very believable 🙄

Because the guy in the photo is actually 35.

Literally nothing in the tweet is true.

thenewbie

Cafc43v3r said:

https://www.joe.co.uk/sport/thousands-duped-into-sharing-incredible-goal-by-haalands-cousin-363130?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=FootballJOE&utm_campaign=feed

Step 1: Change surname by deed poll to Haaland
Step 2: Get huge contract at PL club

Step 3: Sit in the reserves

Step 4: PROFIT

lordromford

The very idea that a premier league manager would sign a player for no other reason than that they are related to a world class player is ludicrous.

Just ask Graeme Souness. 😉

CAFCsayer

Cafc43v3r

Guess who is back?


(Yes I know it was 1 game...)

Cafc43v3r

Erling Haaland has now scored as many PL goals as Gareth Southgate but in 415 fewer games

Chris_from_Sidcup

Just 1 goal shy of the 97/98 and 98/99 golden boot winning total and he's played 10 and a half games.

CAFCsayer

I really hope he stays fit, as this is going to end up being a record that's probably never going to be broken. You've got the best passer of the ball I'm the world, supplying the best finisher in the world.

Chunes

Oops wrong thread

thenewbie

Chris_from_Sidcup said:

Just 1 goal shy of the 97/98 and 98/99 golden boot winning total and he's played 10 and a half games.

6 short of the total that won Golden Boot last season.... In October. 

It's mental. Absolutely Mental.

Cafc43v3r

thenewbie said:

Chris_from_Sidcup said:

Just 1 goal shy of the 97/98 and 98/99 golden boot winning total and he's played 10 and a half games.

6 short of the total that won Golden Boot last season.... In October. 

It's mental. Absolutely Mental.

He could well beat the Golden Boot for the last 4 seasons before the world cup break.

The "goals in a season" so cups, internationals etc in the Premier league era is about 40.  He has 22 already.

Dixie Dean must be shitting it.