simon jordan

AFKABartram

Christ, I almost forgot how much I hated this tangoed bellend.

Just as I soften towards that club, Pardew rocks up and Jordan is back on the airways

Valley11

He's a pillock. Turn the radio off and walk away. Not worth getting worked up over.

killerandflash

It's impossible to say his name without adding "is a wanker" to the end, it just can't be done...

tangoflash

Nowt wrong with tango...........

drewman

Of course the irony of this is that whatever your feelings about Simon Jordan personally he was a local lad who made a pile of money and then bought his boyhood club, taking them into the premiership. Whereas we spend most of our time on this forum bemoaning the fact that the club no longer has any identity, question the owner's ambitions and that every signing is underwhelming and non English. Just sayin'.....

Cardinal Sin

I was hoping this thread has been revived because he is finally potless and back working behind the counter flogging mobiles. Looks like we will have to wait a little bit longer for that moment. He must be pig-sick that Steve Parish has lifted Palace into the PL and should get out with all his money, if not more.

Friend Or Defoe

drewman said:

Of course the irony of this is that whatever your feelings about Simon Jordan personally he was a local lad who made a pile of money and then bought his boyhood club, taking them into the premiership. Whereas we spend most of our time on this forum bemoaning the fact that the club no longer has any identity, question the owner's ambitions and that every signing is underwhelming and non English. Just sayin'.....

He nearly finished off his boyhood club and he's also got one of the biggest egos I've ever witnessed.

ricky_otto

AFKABartram said:

Christ, I almost forgot how much I hated this tangoed bellend.

Just as I soften towards that club, Pardew rocks up and Jordan is back on the airways

I've heard he is putting a consortium together to make an offer for Charlton life. AFKA when you shake hands on the deal, make sure you've had a monster pony and used your hand as toilet paper.

Addickted

When he eventually has to declare bankruptcy - and he will one day for sure, I will be taking the day off and intend to celebrate extravagantly within ten feet of him wherever he is in the world.

Fiiiiiish

The man is a straight up turd, actually a turd has more intelligence and is worth more to society.

nth_london_addick

Addickted said:

When he eventually has to declare bankruptcy - and he will one day for sure, I will be taking the day off and intend to celebrate extravagantly within ten feet of him wherever he is in the world.

Should have been with me at Hatton vs tzeu (spelling) I drove the perma tanned mug insane for ten mins before he got humiliating turned away from the vip door when the whole hall mocked him and he slipped away

ken_shabby

I have to admit, I went on this thread hoping he'd been put away or declared bankrupt. As they say in Spanish,`'Every pig meets it's San Martin'.

cafcdave123

Cardinal Sin said:

I was hoping this thread has been revived because he is finally potless and back working behind the counter flogging mobiles. Looks like we will have to wait a little bit longer for that moment. He must be pig-sick that Steve Parish has lifted Palace into the PL and should get out with all his money, if not more.

I was hoping he was dead.

Cardinal Sin

cafcdave123 said:

Cardinal Sin said:

I was hoping this thread has been revived because he is finally potless and back working behind the counter flogging mobiles. Looks like we will have to wait a little bit longer for that moment. He must be pig-sick that Steve Parish has lifted Palace into the PL and should get out with all his money, if not more.

I was hoping he was dead.

Wish I'd thought of that.

cafcnick1992

Good autobiography though

Portch

the guy is an absolute fuckwit

stonemuse

cafcnick1992 said:

Good autobiography though

Agreed

Uboat

Definitely from the Paul Elliot school of ' I'm going to put some long words in this sentence despite having no idea what they mean'.

newyorkaddick

On Question Time tonight 

Wheresmeticket?

In 2000, he purchased Crystal Palace Football Club and remained chairman of the club until administration in early 2010

Says it all, why would anyone give a flying f**k what the tosser says?

falconwood_1

His podcast with Danny Kelly is excellent and I recommend a listen.

killerandflash

Fiona Bruce: On my left is Simon Jordan is a wanker. Simon Jordan is a wanker used to be the...

addick05

Feel free to correct me if I'm wrong but in a recent Talksport interview with Roland didn't he tear him a new one saying something along the lines of how Charlton deserved better?

cafcfan1990

Definitely not the biggest areshole chairman South London has seen! 

Six-a-bag-of-nuts

cafcfan1990 said:

Definitely not the biggest areshole chairman South London has seen! 

Just the biggest arsehole club

charltonkeston

Hate to say it but I just found myself agreeing with him 

Six-a-bag-of-nuts

charltonkeston said:

Hate to say it but I just found myself agreeing with him 

Did he finally admit that Palace are wankers?

Covered End

He talks a lot of sense these days and no longer seems as arrogant.

Six-a-bag-of-nuts

Covered End said:

He talks a lot of sense these days and no longer seems as arrogant.

Well it's a humbling experience being a failure 

cafcfan1990

Covered End said:

He talks a lot of sense these days and no longer seems as arrogant.

Personally I find he still comes as arrogant and a bit of a knob. But totally agree he also talks a lot of sense and the way he handled Roland was fantastic to hear.