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  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,326

    A premiership side will win it why not us?

    Llewellyn Charles


    Bloody repeats
  • Lincsaddick
    Lincsaddick Posts: 32,475
    apres moi .. le déluge .....
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 38,178
    edited November 2011
    you could have someone's eye out with that

    King Harold II
  • LenGlover
    LenGlover Posts: 31,716

     

    A premiership side will win it why not us?

    Llewellyn Charles

    Bloody repeats


    Sorry!

    Missed yours first time round!

  • charltonkeston
    charltonkeston Posts: 7,404
    "youth is wasted on the young"  Oscar Wilde

  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,287
    “He’s six foot something, fit as a flea, good looking; he’s got to have something wrong with him. Hopefully he’s hung like a hamster.  That would make us all feel better. Having said that, me missus has got a pet hamster at home, and his cock’s massive.” 

    Ian Holloway on Cristiano Ronaldo.
  • Ormiston_Addick
    Ormiston_Addick Posts: 8,818
    “He’s six foot something, fit as a flea, good looking; he’s got to have something wrong with him. Hopefully he’s hung like a hamster.  That would make us all feel better. Having said that, me missus has got a pet hamster at home, and his cock’s massive.” 

    Ian Holloway on Cristiano Ronaldo.

    Is that real? If it is then Holloway goes up even further in my estimation!
  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,505
    Why is abreviation such a long word?
    Why does abbreviation have two bs?
  • AdTheAddicK
    AdTheAddicK Posts: 3,435
    If you want a rainbow , you need to withstand the rain !



    David Brent
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,287
    “He’s six foot something, fit as a flea, good looking; he’s got to have something wrong with him. Hopefully he’s hung like a hamster.  That would make us all feel better. Having said that, me missus has got a pet hamster at home, and his cock’s massive.” 

    Ian Holloway on Cristiano Ronaldo.

    Is that real? If it is then Holloway goes up even further in my estimation!
    Yes, it's true alright:



    And he's just won a PR award for his straight talking:

    http://www.prweek.com/uk/news/1100728/Blackpool-Football-Club-boss-Ian-Holloway-picks-Communicator-Year-award/

    Well played to him.

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  • Addicted
    Addicted Posts: 2,804


    http://www.england2010.co.uk/ian-holloway-quotes.htm

    These are brilliant
  • BIG_ROB
    BIG_ROB Posts: 5,274
    "Robin is a thick as pig shit Nazi" - Stig - About 2 days ago
  • Rizzo
    Rizzo Posts: 6,457
    "It ain't what you do it's the way that you do it" - Fun Boy Three w/ Bananarama
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,326

    Classics on the Holloway quotes! I like this one:

    "I am a football manager. I can’t see into the future. Last year I thought I was
    going to Cornwall on my holidays but I ended up going to Lyme Regis.”

     

  • EastStand
    EastStand Posts: 4,111
    Could you imagine CP saying something like this? 

    “To put it in gentleman’s terms if you’ve been out for a night and you’re looking for a young lady and you pull one, some weeks they’re good looking and some weeks they’re not the best. Our performance today would have been not the best looking bird but at least we got her in the taxi. She weren’t the best looking lady we ended up taking home but she was very pleasant and very nice, so thanks very much, let’s have a coffee”
  • Chirpy Red
    Chirpy Red Posts: 7,587

     "People have always thought Sean Wilson is Martin Platt - and that's it. Now in two or three years people will be saying, 'Jesus Christ, we didn't realise he was that good'. That's what I want people to say." (Sean Wilson AKA Martin Platt from Corrie. 2005)

     

    Don't think they anyone ever said it though did they Sean?

  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,174
    'Thats not a real gun' - John Lennon
  • Rizzo
    Rizzo Posts: 6,457
    "Who put that bloody tree there?" - Marc Bolan
  • BIG_ROB
    BIG_ROB Posts: 5,274
    lol
  • BIG_ROB
    BIG_ROB Posts: 5,274

    Another classic Holloway quote goes something like:

     

    "The way Our luck is going at the moment, if we fell into a barrel full of tits, we'd come out sucking Our thumbs...."


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  • Vinnie V.
    Vinnie V. Posts: 1,509

    "Do your roles always require nudity"  "No but the box office demands it"  Helen Mirren.

  • Starinnaddick
    Starinnaddick Posts: 4,393
    Coming together is a beginning,

    Staying together is progress.

    Working together is success.

       Henry Ford
  • Starinnaddick
    Starinnaddick Posts: 4,393
    From now on I m going to play my best team.

           Guess who?
  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 52,225
    From now on I m going to play my best team.

           Guess who?

    Curbishley after our umpteenth cup exit.
  • golfaddick
    golfaddick Posts: 34,262

    "when the toothpaste is out of the tube , its hard to get it back in again"

    Bob Halderman

  • Riscardo
    Riscardo Posts: 2,338
    You going out out
  • Alex Wright
    Alex Wright Posts: 8,214
    "There are more hooligans in the House of Commons than at a football match"

    Brian Clough, 1980
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,326

    "I did not have sexual relations with that woman."

    Bill Clinton

     

  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,326

     

    A premiership side will win it why not us?

    Llewellyn Charles

    Bloody repeats


    Sorry!

    Missed yours first time round!



    Thanks Len, but I think yours was more accurate.

  • smudge7946
    smudge7946 Posts: 4,131
    Graham Norton, Elton John, that bloke that got voted off x factor last week and John Barrowman

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