“He’s six foot something, fit as a flea, good looking; he’s got to have something wrong with him. Hopefully he’s hung like a hamster. That would make us all feel better. Having said that, me missus has got a pet hamster at home, and his cock’s massive.”
“He’s six foot something, fit as a flea, good looking; he’s got to have something wrong with him. Hopefully he’s hung like a hamster. That would make us all feel better. Having said that, me missus has got a pet hamster at home, and his cock’s massive.”
Ian Holloway on Cristiano Ronaldo.
Is that real? If it is then Holloway goes up even further in my estimation!
“He’s six foot something, fit as a flea, good looking; he’s got to have something wrong with him. Hopefully he’s hung like a hamster. That would make us all feel better. Having said that, me missus has got a pet hamster at home, and his cock’s massive.”
Ian Holloway on Cristiano Ronaldo.
Is that real? If it is then Holloway goes up even further in my estimation!
“To put it in gentleman’s terms if you’ve been out for a night and you’re looking for a young lady and you pull one, some weeks they’re good looking and some weeks they’re not the best. Our performance today would have been not the best looking bird but at least we got her in the taxi. She weren’t the best looking lady we ended up taking home but she was very pleasant and very nice, so thanks very much, let’s have a coffee”
"People have always thought Sean Wilson is Martin Platt - and that's it. Now in two or three years people will be saying, 'Jesus Christ, we didn't realise he was that good'. That's what I want people to say." (Sean Wilson AKA Martin Platt from Corrie. 2005)
Don't think they anyone ever said it though did they Sean?
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Bloody repeats
King Harold II
Sorry!
Missed yours first time round!
Is that real? If it is then Holloway goes up even further in my estimation!
David Brent
Classics on the Holloway quotes! I like this one:
"I am a football manager. I can’t see into the future. Last year I thought I was
going to Cornwall on my holidays but I ended up going to Lyme Regis.”
"People have always thought Sean Wilson is Martin Platt - and that's it. Now in two or three years people will be saying, 'Jesus Christ, we didn't realise he was that good'. That's what I want people to say." (Sean Wilson AKA Martin Platt from Corrie. 2005)
Don't think they anyone ever said it though did they Sean?
Another classic Holloway quote goes something like:
"The way Our luck is going at the moment, if we fell into a barrel full of tits, we'd come out sucking Our thumbs...."
"Do your roles always require nudity" "No but the box office demands it" Helen Mirren.
Curbishley after our umpteenth cup exit.
"when the toothpaste is out of the tube , its hard to get it back in again"
Bob Halderman
"I did not have sexual relations with that woman."
Bill Clinton
Thanks Len, but I think yours was more accurate.