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  • A premiership side will win it why not us?

    Llewellyn Charles


    Bloody repeats
  • apres moi .. le déluge .....
  • edited November 2011
    you could have someone's eye out with that

    King Harold II
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    A premiership side will win it why not us?

    Llewellyn Charles

    Bloody repeats


    Sorry!

    Missed yours first time round!

  • "youth is wasted on the young"  Oscar Wilde

  • He’s six foot something, fit as a flea, good looking; he’s got to have something wrong with him. Hopefully he’s hung like a hamster.  That would make us all feel better. Having said that, me missus has got a pet hamster at home, and his cock’s massive.” 

    Ian Holloway on Cristiano Ronaldo.
  • He’s six foot something, fit as a flea, good looking; he’s got to have something wrong with him. Hopefully he’s hung like a hamster.  That would make us all feel better. Having said that, me missus has got a pet hamster at home, and his cock’s massive.” 

    Ian Holloway on Cristiano Ronaldo.

    Is that real? If it is then Holloway goes up even further in my estimation!
  • Why is abreviation such a long word?
    Why does abbreviation have two bs?
  • If you want a rainbow , you need to withstand the rain !



    David Brent
  • He’s six foot something, fit as a flea, good looking; he’s got to have something wrong with him. Hopefully he’s hung like a hamster.  That would make us all feel better. Having said that, me missus has got a pet hamster at home, and his cock’s massive.” 

    Ian Holloway on Cristiano Ronaldo.

    Is that real? If it is then Holloway goes up even further in my estimation!
    Yes, it's true alright:



    And he's just won a PR award for his straight talking:

    http://www.prweek.com/uk/news/1100728/Blackpool-Football-Club-boss-Ian-Holloway-picks-Communicator-Year-award/

    Well played to him.
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  • "Robin is a thick as pig shit Nazi" - Stig - About 2 days ago
  • "It ain't what you do it's the way that you do it" - Fun Boy Three w/ Bananarama
  • Classics on the Holloway quotes! I like this one:

    "I am a football manager. I can’t see into the future. Last year I thought I was
    going to Cornwall on my holidays but I ended up going to Lyme Regis.”

     

  • Could you imagine CP saying something like this? 

    “To put it in gentleman’s terms if you’ve been out for a night and you’re looking for a young lady and you pull one, some weeks they’re good looking and some weeks they’re not the best. Our performance today would have been not the best looking bird but at least we got her in the taxi. She weren’t the best looking lady we ended up taking home but she was very pleasant and very nice, so thanks very much, let’s have a coffee”
  •  "People have always thought Sean Wilson is Martin Platt - and that's it. Now in two or three years people will be saying, 'Jesus Christ, we didn't realise he was that good'. That's what I want people to say." (Sean Wilson AKA Martin Platt from Corrie. 2005)

     

    Don't think they anyone ever said it though did they Sean?

  • 'Thats not a real gun' - John Lennon
  • "Who put that bloody tree there?" - Marc Bolan
  • Another classic Holloway quote goes something like:

     

    "The way Our luck is going at the moment, if we fell into a barrel full of tits, we'd come out sucking Our thumbs...."

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  • "Do your roles always require nudity"  "No but the box office demands it"  Helen Mirren.

  • Coming together is a beginning,

    Staying together is progress.

    Working together is success.

       Henry Ford
  • From now on I m going to play my best team.

           Guess who?
  • From now on I m going to play my best team.

           Guess who?

    Curbishley after our umpteenth cup exit.
  • "when the toothpaste is out of the tube , its hard to get it back in again"

    Bob Halderman

  • You going out out
  • "There are more hooligans in the House of Commons than at a football match"

    Brian Clough, 1980
  • "I did not have sexual relations with that woman."

    Bill Clinton

     

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    A premiership side will win it why not us?

    Llewellyn Charles

    Bloody repeats


    Sorry!

    Missed yours first time round!



    Thanks Len, but I think yours was more accurate.

  • Graham Norton, Elton John, that bloke that got voted off x factor last week and John Barrowman
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