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Phrases you'll never hear at The Valley

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  • cafcfan
    cafcfan Posts: 11,198
    Martin Prothero certainly earns his money. His communication with stakeholders is second to none.
  • Davo55
    Davo55 Posts: 7,836
    Good of the Millwall fans to come help us fit our new toilets.
  • Huskaris
    Huskaris Posts: 9,844
    That Jeremy Kyle song never gets old, we should use it against all teams.
  • The referees and linesmen we get for our games always get it right for us!
  • Huskaris
    Huskaris Posts: 9,844
    To be fair, that did look like he should have been booked.
  • Davo55
    Davo55 Posts: 7,836
    Hey, the club have cleaned the seats themselves this year!
  • Rizzo
    Rizzo Posts: 6,430
    Huskaris said:

    To be fair, that did look like he should have been booked.

    I have actually said that

  • Huskaris
    Huskaris Posts: 9,844
    Rizzo said:

    Huskaris said:

    To be fair, that did look like he should have been booked.

    I have actually said that

    So have I, but very, very quietly.
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,973
    this burgers cooked to perfection
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,890
    5-2 up in injury time, I think we can all sit back and relax.
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  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,973
    love the leg room we get in the north lower
  • cafcfan
    cafcfan Posts: 11,198
    Be careful if you're washing your hands, the tap water in the toilets is really scalding.
  • If anybody needs to go for a piss, please go now while we take this penalty.
  • Davo55
    Davo55 Posts: 7,836
    cafcfan said:

    Be careful if you're washing your hands, the tap water in the toilets is really scalding.

    100% correct cafcfan.

    " my piss doesn't steam in here since they fitted the new heating"
  • Since they set up the micro-brewery in the North Stand I just can't remember how dark those Foster and John Smith days were.
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    i like the fact that no one EVER tries to sit in my seat, it'd really grate on me having to ask someone to move every week and them standing there looking at me like i'd just asked if i could piss on their foot.
  • Madz
    Madz Posts: 1,004
    That Simon Jordan really talks sense... wish he was our Chairman.

    My, that beer is worth every penny i paid for it
  • Those Millwall fans were friendly, how noble of them to cheer us off the pitch after a 2-0 win. And they left the toilets intact.
  • Plaaayer
    Plaaayer Posts: 8,997
    Yes, so they've agreed to merge both forums and call it 'Into The Charltonlife'.

    AFKA will be the muscle sorting out any disagreements face to face and Reems will probably take a back seat.
  • sralan
    sralan Posts: 2,031
    YES !!, Emma's doing the commentary again this week.
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  • Yes, of course we'd love to share your ground, Nigel.
  • 1StevieG
    1StevieG Posts: 10,964
    We're all going on a european tour, a european tour.
  • uncle
    uncle Posts: 4,209
    Anyone want to share this steak slice with me? There's far to much meat in it for me.
  • Ah, the half time whistle. Think
    I'll just nip out for a swift pint of Knobwaggler from the East Stand real ale outlet. They will have pulled a few in anticipation so there shouldn't be a queue since they reduced the price to two quid
  • We've been really clinical in front of goal today. Deserving our 4-0 win
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,590
    North Upper Steward - "Put that fag out"
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,890
    glad they removed that Lucozade lid. last time i was here, they forgot and as I pulled it off myself, it fired into the East Stand causing an explosion with several fans admitted to hospital with tartan blanket lacerations and bovril burns.
  • Rizzo
    Rizzo Posts: 6,430
    Macronate said:

    5-2 up in injury time, I think we can all sit back and relax.

    Guy behind me said that at the Cardiff game. He just about made it out of the ground alive.

  • Inspired move playing Chris Solly at left back
  • Cory Gibbs: now he was a good player.

    And the Valley Gold winning number is ..................(insert your number here)

    Fancy a pint of Young's at half time?