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Phrases you'll never hear at The Valley

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  • cafc4ever
    cafc4ever Posts: 565
    As Charlton have won the league with record points, of course you can invade the pitch, half the fun of being promoted isn't it!
  • Croydon
    Croydon Posts: 12,724
    I couldn't remember who we were playing next week so I checked the official site,so user friendly!
  • man_at_milletts
    man_at_milletts Posts: 5,620
    Come on you Robins.
  • C_A_F_C
    C_A_F_C Posts: 3,866
    Oh North West Kent is wonderful...
  • Its_Hamer_Time
    Its_Hamer_Time Posts: 1,565
    I'm glad the scoreboard is HD quality, so easy to read / see.
  • adamtheaddick
    adamtheaddick Posts: 8,664
    thank you for opening the gate mr steward so i can have a fag so i dont have to smoke in the bogs...
  • kielyskickingboots
    kielyskickingboots Posts: 564
    I really like the way Crystal Palace have 'South London and Proud' on their shirts. We should do that too - it will look really good on our new Carbrini kit for next season.

  • BR3red
    BR3red Posts: 1,715
    "HORSE........"
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,943
    "I miss Hasselbaink."
  • stonewallpenalty
    stonewallpenalty Posts: 3,842
    I like smokey toilets.
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  • BR3red
    BR3red Posts: 1,715
    Bailey could never put that penalty in the upper north....
  • PL54
    PL54 Posts: 10,757
    "Live and let live"
  • maybe_baby
    maybe_baby Posts: 2,609
    edited February 2013
    Doesn't Golfie's continuous laughter get on your nerves?
  • killerandflash
    killerandflash Posts: 69,839
    Hoorah for goal celebration music, I love hearing Simply The Best every time we score..
  • RedPanda
    RedPanda Posts: 4,982
    You know what I'm looking forward to? Having a pie at half time.
  • Mr. Happy
    Mr. Happy Posts: 653
    Fair play mate - I understand that by sitting behind me it makes it a necessity for you to have you're foot lodged right up my arsehole.
  • maybe_baby
    maybe_baby Posts: 2,609
    Mr. Happy said:

    Fair play mate - I understand that by sitting behind me it makes it a necessity for you to have you're foot lodged right up my arsehole.

    Sorry about that.

  • adamtheaddick
    adamtheaddick Posts: 8,664
    i shagged an arsenal striker
  • maybe_baby
    maybe_baby Posts: 2,609
    I hear Henry has won best dressed fan again.
  • Plaaayer
    Plaaayer Posts: 8,997
    That Obika is a great prospect, Palace supporters had nothing but good things to say about him.
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  • masicat
    masicat Posts: 5,008
    " If we're gonna be a big club we need to move from the Valley"
  • Miserableoldgit
    Miserableoldgit Posts: 21,458
    adamtheaddick said:

    i shagged an arsenal striker

    Blimey !

  • Atletico Addick
    Atletico Addick Posts: 5,843
    that Kermogant number 18 needs to work on his strength, he's too weak
  • mattaddick
    mattaddick Posts: 655
    Can you hear the North Stand sing? (sung by the West Stand)
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,835
    "Those people in the West Stand really should be thanked. Without them paying through the nose every year we be proper fucked"
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,835
    "Why do those fellas over on ITV always see the best in everything"
  • maybe_baby
    maybe_baby Posts: 2,609
    I'll swop you a line for a hot cup of Bovril.
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,418
    The winner of the Valley Gold draw is DaveStorry. ;)
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,418
    I like what Plaayers wearing. ;)
  • kimbo
    kimbo Posts: 2,995
    Macronate said:

    glad they removed that Lucozade lid. last time i was here, they forgot and as I pulled it off myself, it fired into the East Stand causing an explosion with several fans admitted to hospital with tartan blanket lacerations and bovril burns.

    So funny and timely. About to make my flask of hot chocolate.

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