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The "Straight Red" Thread.

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  • Davo55
    Davo55 Posts: 7,836
    cafctom said:

    The shoes with the pulled up socks AND suit jacket to go with it. Didn't even look like he was on a windup either.

    That is a shooting offence; stuff the red card.
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,240
    Lager top

    Straight red, unmanly conduct

    An armchair manyoo fan asking what division charlton are in

    STRAIGHT RED

    I don't buy cigarettes, I only smoke when I drink

    Off ya go
  • DeeBee
    DeeBee Posts: 1,033
    Carter said:

    Lager top

    Straight red, unmanly conduct

    An armchair manyoo fan asking what division charlton are inSTRAIGHT RED

    I don't buy cigarettes, I only smoke when I drink

    Off ya go

    That should be punishable by death. "Why do you support Charlton mate they're shit" boils my blood the ignorance
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,944
    DeeBee said:

    DanDavis said:

    Wearing a backpack on both shoulders #straightred

    Surely wearing a backback on one shoulder is worse? It's got two straps for a reason...
    Someone didn't go to secondary school in the 90s.
  • hoof_it_up_to_benty
    hoof_it_up_to_benty Posts: 22,437
    Women wearing Roger Federer earrings
    People who use the words 'classic' or 'awesome'
    Waiting staff who say 'enjoy' when they give you your food
  • DeeBee
    DeeBee Posts: 1,033
    hoof_it_up_to_benty said:

    Women wearing Roger Federer earrings
    People who use the words 'classic' or 'awesome'
    Waiting staff who say 'enjoy' when they give you your food

    When I worked in a resturant my boss would have a go if I didn't say it so it got pummeled into my brain, i'd imagine a lot of other bosses are the same
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,822
    Blokes who stand there with a hair drier pointing at their chest and gut blow drying their bodies #straightred
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    North Lower Neil said:

    DeeBee said:

    DanDavis said:

    Wearing a backpack on both shoulders #straightred

    Surely wearing a backback on one shoulder is worse? It's got two straps for a reason...
    Someone didn't go to secondary school in the 90s.
    Haha! He's a two-strapper - never mind the red card, bundle him!
  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,332
    Asian taxi drivers who say "you like football" to which you reply "yes", they follow this with "oh you must like Manchester United. Very good team,
  • palarsehater
    palarsehater Posts: 12,296
    anyone that takes any sort of bike on the trains during rush hour.
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  • RedPanda
    RedPanda Posts: 4,983
    thai malaysia addick said:

    Asian taxi drivers who say "you like football" to which you reply "yes", they follow this with "oh you must like Manchester United. Very good team,

    When telling my hostel in Bangkok I was going to a game they were like "oh, you want to go see a Robbie Fowler, yes?" Apart from the obvious, I think he'd been gone about two years.

    There were also the standard David Beck Ham and Charlton/Chelsea comments but a fair few were able to have a decent chat as well I'll admit.

  • Viewfinder
    Viewfinder Posts: 4,910
    cafctom said:

    The shoes with the pulled up socks AND suit jacket to go with it. Didn't even look like he was on a windup either.

    This sort of get-up was quite common in Melbourne during the summer I visited 30 years ago: grown men going to the office in smart jacket, khaki shorts, long white socks and black shoes. No, no, no.

  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,332
    People who insist on wearing a tie in hot weather. Or, perhaps, anyone who wears a tie
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,146
    edited June 2013
    Or maybe people who refuse to wear ties even when the occasion demands it, for that matter TMA? :-D
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,597
    edited June 2013
    Tie and short sleeve shirt.
  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,332
    Algarveaddick said:

    Or maybe people who refuse to wear ties even when the occasion demands it, for that matter TMA? :-D

    I do funerals, weddings and Japan. When else?
  • Viewfinder
    Viewfinder Posts: 4,910
    The lazy conversion of nouns into spurious verbs: winning athletes speak of having "medalled" in the Olympics. Stop it.
  • BDL
    BDL Posts: 5,999
    Getting up and standing by the door just as the train pulls out of a station so you can be first off when you get to your station #straightred
  • PeteF
    PeteF Posts: 1,698
    Men with fake tan
  • maybe_baby
    maybe_baby Posts: 2,609
    guinnessaddick said:

    Tie and short sleeve shirt.

    X 100

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  • SheffieldRed
    SheffieldRed Posts: 3,772
    edited June 2013



    image

    #straightred
  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    Anyone over 11 in a onesie straightred
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,146
    thai malaysia addick said:

    Algarveaddick said:

    Or maybe people who refuse to wear ties even when the occasion demands it, for that matter TMA? :-D

    I do funerals, weddings and Japan. When else?
    Job interview. Otherwise the first two were the other occasions I had in mind too. Didnt realise you need to wear one to get into the land of the rising sun though...
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,418
    nth london addick said:

    Anyone over 11 in a onesie straightred

    Oh please don't tell me my onesie has to go as well?
  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 15,780
    Spanish said:

    Off_it said:

    Wearing trackies and shoes

    tucking your jumper in your trousers ?

    Even worse, tucking your jumper into your underpants. #straightred
  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 15,780
    cafcdave123 said:


    DanDavis said:

    Ordering a Fosters 'top' #straightred

    Seconded. Add Castlemain and other antipodean pints of dishwater. Excluded Coopers Sparkling Ale and Redback - proof that Australians do know what good beer is, they just choose to drink garbage.
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,890
    the entire Wimbledon crowd (usually when Murray's playing) breaking out into laughter when, on a big point his first serve goes into the net.

    it's not funny.
  • cafctom
    cafctom Posts: 11,364
    Just the Wimbledon crowd in general really.
  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 15,780
    cafctom said:

    The shoes with the pulled up socks AND suit jacket to go with it. Didn't even look like he was on a windup either.

    I saw this quite a lot in Sydney - wearing shorts to the office in Australia is perfectly acceptable but you have to wear long socks and a shirt and tie. It might be acceptable but it still looks absolutely stupid. #straightred
  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 15,780
    DeeBee said:

    hoof_it_up_to_benty said:

    Women wearing Roger Federer earrings
    People who use the words 'classic' or 'awesome'
    Waiting staff who say 'enjoy' when they give you your food

    When I worked in a resturant my boss would have a go if I didn't say it so it got pummeled into my brain, i'd imagine a lot of other bosses are the same
    Bosses who tell their waiting staff to say 'Enjoy' when they give you your food and have a go at their waiting staff when said waiting staff don't p!ss off the customers by saying 'Enjoy'. Don't know about #StraightRed, more like #CrimeAgainstHumanity

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