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Nutty things you do when there is no one else around (non-sexual)

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  • BIG_ROB
    BIG_ROB Posts: 5,274
    Sing U2 songs
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,590
    BIG_ROB said:

    Eat tofu

  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,596
    BIG_ROB said:

    Sing U2 songs

    With or without you?
  • Elthamaddick
    Elthamaddick Posts: 15,808
    driving in the car, turn the radio up full blast and sing pretending I'm doing a gig singing whatever song is on the radio
  • addick16
    addick16 Posts: 1,015
    try and carry a serious conversation with the cat
  • Rizzo
    Rizzo Posts: 6,430
    addick16 said:

    try and carry a serious conversation with the cat

    What's nutty about that? I do it all the time. Only sensible conversation I get!

  • donnyaddick
    donnyaddick Posts: 315
    Pretending the Pestle (from the pestle and mortar) is a microphone and becoming the world famous rock star I always dreamt of being!
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,890
    look up at the upstairs windows of houses you're walking past, just in case.
  • AddickUpNorth
    AddickUpNorth Posts: 8,325
    DaveMehmet said:

    BIG_ROB said:

    Eat tofu


    Lol


    I have a tendency to air drum in the car, forgetting that them there windows are see-through. And talking to myself.
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,833
    Bit of left arm spin.

    or generally just sit with my hands down my pants in a comfortable non sexual way.
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  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,418
    Drop on my knees Peter Kaye style and slide across the floor and have a fight with the dogs, did it while pissed one night and forget I was wearing jeans. I did a handbrake turn and took out all the picture frames around the fireplace.
  • Croydon
    Croydon Posts: 12,725
    pettgra said:

    Shout obscenties and hurl abuse at anyone who annoys me on TV. I just hope my neighbours don't think I am talking to the missus.

    do this all the time, some pretty offensive stuff too.

  • hawksmoor
    hawksmoor Posts: 2,608
    I air drum.
  • Red Fraggle
    Red Fraggle Posts: 635
    Can't walk past one of those power saving dull lights without doing lizard impressions. An ex bf caught me at it & asked if I did that everytime I walked under the light in his hallway alone.

    When I was a smoker the heat lights outside in the smoking areas produced the same urge.
  • WSS
    WSS Posts: 25,070
    See how far I can walk down the road with my eyes closed
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,890
    press ups.
  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    I pretend I am plaaayer
  • Leroy Ambrose
    Leroy Ambrose Posts: 14,435
    Another beatboxer here. Pretty bloody good at it now - after about 20 years of practice.

    Another slightly odd thing I do is sing along to songs, but one line ahead. God knows why I do that.
  • Addickted
    Addickted Posts: 19,456
    Pull out nasal hairs. Why was I never warned of these as a kid?

    Getting a bit worried about my ear hairs now as well.
  • Draizetrain
    Draizetrain Posts: 801
    WSS said:

    See how far I can walk down the road with my eyes closed

    Hahaha fantastic!



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  • Addickted
    Addickted Posts: 19,456
    Throwing rubbish into bins "Hand Grenade Style" and letting out a little cheer if they go in.
  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    I walk around like the bloke from the sthn comfort advert
  • Leroy Ambrose
    Leroy Ambrose Posts: 14,435
    WSS said:

    See how far I can walk down the road with my eyes closed

    Bloody hell - I do this as well! I also walk round my flat with my eyes shut trying to walk from room to room without bumping into anything.
  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    I move furniture in Leroy and wss house's whilst they walk rd with their eyes closed
  • Saga Lout
    Saga Lout Posts: 6,845
    Leroy Ambrose said:

    WSS said:

    See how far I can walk down the road with my eyes closed

    Bloody hell - I do this as well! I also walk round my flat with my eyes shut trying to walk from room to room without bumping into anything.
    The modern equivalent to this is walking and texting...

    I blow myself a kiss in the bathroom mirror every time.

    I also say "bridge" when I get into lifts, but I don't have to be alone for that. ;-)
  • Leroy Ambrose
    Leroy Ambrose Posts: 14,435
    edited October 2013
    nth london addick said:

    I move furniture in Leroy and wss house's whilst they walk rd with their eyes closed

    Dammit. I KNEW that sofa wasn't in the kitchen last I looked...
  • BIG_ROB
    BIG_ROB Posts: 5,274
    Pick me nose and eat it
  • souladdick
    souladdick Posts: 214
    WSS said:

    See how far I can walk down the road with my eyes closed

    I do this when walking home pissed.

    In the car, line up a mark on the windscreen with a car in the distance and take it out with machine gun fire

  • O-Randy-Hunt
    O-Randy-Hunt Posts: 10,631
    Im also guilty of beat boxing but then again I also do it with other people in the room
  • Brendan_O_Connell
    Brendan_O_Connell Posts: 8,938
    WSS said:

    See how far I can walk down the road with my eyes closed

    I used to do this often. Had to stop though as I walked into a very low wall and fell flat on my face. Was wearing a really decent suit at the time as well. What a prat!

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