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Valentines day
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Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone you love.....................Brendan_O_Connell said:<
JT said:Get away from Pornhub
There's plenty of unlimited sites !
Loving how the Valentine's Day thread has turned into a conversation about internet porn!!)
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To all you beautiful women out there, happy valentines day. To all you fat birds, chin up, it's pancake day next week15
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I have a good mind to flag you for that one. Basically you said that an overweight woman can't be beautiful!DaveMehmet said:To all you beautiful women out there, happy valentines day. To all you fat birds, chin up, it's pancake day next week
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Do you know what I say to overweight women who use that line on me?.... Lighten up.sadiejane1981 said:
I have a good mind to flag you for that one. Basically you said that an overweight woman can't be beautiful!DaveMehmet said:To all you beautiful women out there, happy valentines day. To all you fat birds, chin up, it's pancake day next week
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Like both, well done.RedPanda said:
Steak & Blowjob Day is next month.sadiejane1981 said:I bought him some chocs, a novelty cup, novelty socks a cuddly monkey and a big card I am cooking him some steak for dinner.
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Was with the wife 14 years only ever got a card as it was a day for the man to treat the lady and show her how much she means to him , been with new girlfriend for 10 months since leaving that grotbag, got woken up to breakfast in bed, cards balloons and a Bose Bluetooth mini sound dock, happy times best push that divorce through6
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Anyone forget and end up in the doghouse?0
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Well shag thanks for recommendation Mama Carmen's was top drawer. I got a nice pair Lyle& Scott shoes and shorts.
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I am not going to see my beloved this year on Valentines Day.
I will spend it with my Missus instead.
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Your missus is probably more enjoyable too.0
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I bet she can't wait0
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Right. That's all my cards opened, flowers in vases and boxes of chocolates safely in the fridge.
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Sent by both your right and left wrists?soapy_jones said:Right. That's all my cards opened, flowers in vases and boxes of chocolates safely in the fridge.
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I see you found the card that Guy Luzor sent to Roly then.sadiejane1981 said:How's this for a card
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On Valentines day, my ode to Igor courtesy of Sam Cooke
Igor draw back your foot
And let your shot go
Straight into the Brentford goal for me, for me
Igor please hear my cry
And let your shot fly
Straight into the Brentford goal for me
Now I don't mean to bother you but I'm in distress
There's danger of me losing all of my happiness
For I love the Addicks who don't know I exist
And this you can fix
So, Igor draw back your foot
And let your shot go
Straight into the Brentford goal for me
Nobody but me
Igor please hear my cry
And let your shot fly
Straight into the Brentford goal for me
Now, Igor if your shot make a goal storm for me
I promise I will love you until eternity
I know between the two of us we can steal 3 points
Help me if you will
So, Igor draw back your foot
And let your shot go
Straight into the Brentford goal for me
Nobody but me
Igor please hear my cry
And let your shot fly
Straight into the Brentford goal for me
Now, Igor, don't you hear me
Calling you, I need ya
Igor help me, I need ya
Igor, don't fail me0 -
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There is nothing lovelier than the c word.0