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  • Absurdistan
    Absurdistan Posts: 8,024

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    JT said:

    Get away from Pornhub

    There's plenty of unlimited sites !



    Loving how the Valentine's Day thread has turned into a conversation about internet porn!! :o)

    Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone you love.....................
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,608
    To all you beautiful women out there, happy valentines day. To all you fat birds, chin up, it's pancake day next week
  • To all you beautiful women out there, happy valentines day. To all you fat birds, chin up, it's pancake day next week

    I have a good mind to flag you for that one. Basically you said that an overweight woman can't be beautiful!
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,608

    To all you beautiful women out there, happy valentines day. To all you fat birds, chin up, it's pancake day next week

    I have a good mind to flag you for that one. Basically you said that an overweight woman can't be beautiful!
    Do you know what I say to overweight women who use that line on me?.... Lighten up.
  • RedPanda said:

    I bought him some chocs, a novelty cup, novelty socks a cuddly monkey and a big card I am cooking him some steak for dinner.

    Steak & Blowjob Day is next month.

    Like both, well done.
  • smiffyboy
    smiffyboy Posts: 4,314
    Was with the wife 14 years only ever got a card as it was a day for the man to treat the lady and show her how much she means to him , been with new girlfriend for 10 months since leaving that grotbag, got woken up to breakfast in bed, cards balloons and a Bose Bluetooth mini sound dock, happy times best push that divorce through
  • IAgree
    IAgree Posts: 1,839
    Anyone forget and end up in the doghouse?
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,870
    Shag said:

    Cheers Steve , it's an extremely busy day for me as you can imagine . I hope you enjoy tonight mate , champagne and oysters , cant go wrong ....

    Don't be fooled by so called aphrodisiac effect of oysters. I had a dozen oysters once and three of them didn't work.
  • Well shag thanks for recommendation Mama Carmen's was top drawer. I got a nice pair Lyle& Scott shoes and shorts.

    GET IN FOOTBALL CASUAL
  • happyvalley
    happyvalley Posts: 8,996
    I am not going to see my beloved this year on Valentines Day.














    I will spend it with my Missus instead.






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  • Your missus is probably more enjoyable too.
  • I bet she can't wait
  • How's this for a card
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,362
    Right. That's all my cards opened, flowers in vases and boxes of chocolates safely in the fridge.

    When does the match thread start?
  • shine166
    shine166 Posts: 13,925
    Say it with Bauers image
  • Absurdistan
    Absurdistan Posts: 8,024

    Right. That's all my cards opened, flowers in vases and boxes of chocolates safely in the fridge.

    When does the match thread start?

    Sent by both your right and left wrists?
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600

    How's this for a card

    I see you found the card that Guy Luzor sent to Roly then.
  • Absurdistan
    Absurdistan Posts: 8,024
    On Valentines day, my ode to Igor courtesy of Sam Cooke

    Igor draw back your foot
    And let your shot go
    Straight into the Brentford goal for me, for me

    Igor please hear my cry
    And let your shot fly
    Straight into the Brentford goal for me

    Now I don't mean to bother you but I'm in distress
    There's danger of me losing all of my happiness
    For I love the Addicks who don't know I exist
    And this you can fix

    So, Igor draw back your foot
    And let your shot go
    Straight into the Brentford goal for me
    Nobody but me

    Igor please hear my cry
    And let your shot fly
    Straight into the Brentford goal for me

    Now, Igor if your shot make a goal storm for me
    I promise I will love you until eternity
    I know between the two of us we can steal 3 points
    Help me if you will

    So, Igor draw back your foot
    And let your shot go
    Straight into the Brentford goal for me
    Nobody but me

    Igor please hear my cry
    And let your shot fly
    Straight into the Brentford goal for me

    Now, Igor, don't you hear me
    Calling you, I need ya
    Igor help me, I need ya
    Igor, don't fail me
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    shine166 Posts: 13,925
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  • shine166
    shine166 Posts: 13,925

    Thanks...

    Not you specifically :)

  • 1StevieG
    1StevieG Posts: 10,964
    There is nothing lovelier than the c word.