Amy Childs
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The lady doth protest too much1
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she was hotcfgs said:
You lost your virginity to a sailor?paulie8290 said:
when people say far from something its not a degree is it, I was saying I am far from a virgin as in that boat sailed a long time agoUboat said:
You either are or you aren't. I don't think there are degrees of virginity.paulie8290 said:
Sorry I forget there are loads of people on here who seem to have had a sense of humour transplantse9addick said:
So how many girls have you pulled without (either of you) saying a word ?paulie8290 said:
Exactly its like that Stacey Solomon, when she was first around people were saying she is not bad looking but I could not put up with her voice.Covered End said:
He didn't say take her to dinner and have a good old discussion on current affairs :-)Redskin said:VG, you're getting all 'weirded out' again.
Why can't you get your head round the fact that some of us wouldn't want to sleep with a pig - ignorant, vacuous, talentless bimbo with a voice akin to fingernails being dragged down a black board even if she does have huge bosoms?
I can say, hand on cock, I wouldn't.
I just kept saying don't talk to her then, if you got the opportunity spend the night with her(trying to put it nicely so that ladies on here don't flag me) but don't talk to her.
This is like the sort of nonsense that Jay from the Inbetweeners would come out with, I'd be astonished if anyone over the age of 12 who comes out with this stuff isn't t a virgin.
and for the record I am far from a virgin
Well done anyway.2 -
Was this her....paulie8290 said:
she was hotcfgs said:
You lost your virginity to a sailor?paulie8290 said:
when people say far from something its not a degree is it, I was saying I am far from a virgin as in that boat sailed a long time agoUboat said:
You either are or you aren't. I don't think there are degrees of virginity.paulie8290 said:
Sorry I forget there are loads of people on here who seem to have had a sense of humour transplantse9addick said:
So how many girls have you pulled without (either of you) saying a word ?paulie8290 said:
Exactly its like that Stacey Solomon, when she was first around people were saying she is not bad looking but I could not put up with her voice.Covered End said:
He didn't say take her to dinner and have a good old discussion on current affairs :-)Redskin said:VG, you're getting all 'weirded out' again.
Why can't you get your head round the fact that some of us wouldn't want to sleep with a pig - ignorant, vacuous, talentless bimbo with a voice akin to fingernails being dragged down a black board even if she does have huge bosoms?
I can say, hand on cock, I wouldn't.
I just kept saying don't talk to her then, if you got the opportunity spend the night with her(trying to put it nicely so that ladies on here don't flag me) but don't talk to her.
This is like the sort of nonsense that Jay from the Inbetweeners would come out with, I'd be astonished if anyone over the age of 12 who comes out with this stuff isn't t a virgin.
and for the record I am far from a virgin
Well done anyway.
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Why? Was she overweight or just had too many clothes on?paulie8290 said:
she was hotcfgs said:
You lost your virginity to a sailor?paulie8290 said:
when people say far from something its not a degree is it, I was saying I am far from a virgin as in that boat sailed a long time agoUboat said:
You either are or you aren't. I don't think there are degrees of virginity.paulie8290 said:
Sorry I forget there are loads of people on here who seem to have had a sense of humour transplantse9addick said:
So how many girls have you pulled without (either of you) saying a word ?paulie8290 said:
Exactly its like that Stacey Solomon, when she was first around people were saying she is not bad looking but I could not put up with her voice.Covered End said:
He didn't say take her to dinner and have a good old discussion on current affairs :-)Redskin said:VG, you're getting all 'weirded out' again.
Why can't you get your head round the fact that some of us wouldn't want to sleep with a pig - ignorant, vacuous, talentless bimbo with a voice akin to fingernails being dragged down a black board even if she does have huge bosoms?
I can say, hand on cock, I wouldn't.
I just kept saying don't talk to her then, if you got the opportunity spend the night with her(trying to put it nicely so that ladies on here don't flag me) but don't talk to her.
This is like the sort of nonsense that Jay from the Inbetweeners would come out with, I'd be astonished if anyone over the age of 12 who comes out with this stuff isn't t a virgin.
and for the record I am far from a virgin
Well done anyway.5 -
paulie8290 said:
she was hotcfgs said:
You lost your virginity to a sailor?paulie8290 said:
when people say far from something its not a degree is it, I was saying I am far from a virgin as in that boat sailed a long time agoUboat said:
You either are or you aren't. I don't think there are degrees of virginity.paulie8290 said:
Sorry I forget there are loads of people on here who seem to have had a sense of humour transplantse9addick said:
So how many girls have you pulled without (either of you) saying a word ?paulie8290 said:
Exactly its like that Stacey Solomon, when she was first around people were saying she is not bad looking but I could not put up with her voice.Covered End said:
He didn't say take her to dinner and have a good old discussion on current affairs :-)Redskin said:VG, you're getting all 'weirded out' again.
Why can't you get your head round the fact that some of us wouldn't want to sleep with a pig - ignorant, vacuous, talentless bimbo with a voice akin to fingernails being dragged down a black board even if she does have huge bosoms?
I can say, hand on cock, I wouldn't.
I just kept saying don't talk to her then, if you got the opportunity spend the night with her(trying to put it nicely so that ladies on here don't flag me) but don't talk to her.
This is like the sort of nonsense that Jay from the Inbetweeners would come out with, I'd be astonished if anyone over the age of 12 who comes out with this stuff isn't t a virgin.
and for the record I am far from a virgin
Well done anyway.
Can u teech me how 2 meat grls plz.1 -
This really is CL at its best, don't know if that is a good or bad thing.4
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Nobody disbelieves youpaulie8290 said:
when people say far from something its not a degree is it, I was saying I am far from a virgin as in that boat sailed a long time agoUboat said:
You either are or you aren't. I don't think there are degrees of virginity.paulie8290 said:
Sorry I forget there are loads of people on here who seem to have had a sense of humour transplantse9addick said:
So how many girls have you pulled without (either of you) saying a word ?paulie8290 said:
Exactly its like that Stacey Solomon, when she was first around people were saying she is not bad looking but I could not put up with her voice.Covered End said:
He didn't say take her to dinner and have a good old discussion on current affairs :-)Redskin said:VG, you're getting all 'weirded out' again.
Why can't you get your head round the fact that some of us wouldn't want to sleep with a pig - ignorant, vacuous, talentless bimbo with a voice akin to fingernails being dragged down a black board even if she does have huge bosoms?
I can say, hand on cock, I wouldn't.
I just kept saying don't talk to her then, if you got the opportunity spend the night with her(trying to put it nicely so that ladies on here don't flag me) but don't talk to her.
This is like the sort of nonsense that Jay from the Inbetweeners would come out with, I'd be astonished if anyone over the age of 12 who comes out with this stuff isn't t a virgin.
and for the record I am far from a virgin
Well done anyway.0 -
congrats @cfgscfgs said:
You lost your virginity to a sailor?paulie8290 said:
when people say far from something its not a degree is it, I was saying I am far from a virgin as in that boat sailed a long time agoUboat said:
You either are or you aren't. I don't think there are degrees of virginity.paulie8290 said:
Sorry I forget there are loads of people on here who seem to have had a sense of humour transplantse9addick said:
So how many girls have you pulled without (either of you) saying a word ?paulie8290 said:
Exactly its like that Stacey Solomon, when she was first around people were saying she is not bad looking but I could not put up with her voice.Covered End said:
He didn't say take her to dinner and have a good old discussion on current affairs :-)Redskin said:VG, you're getting all 'weirded out' again.
Why can't you get your head round the fact that some of us wouldn't want to sleep with a pig - ignorant, vacuous, talentless bimbo with a voice akin to fingernails being dragged down a black board even if she does have huge bosoms?
I can say, hand on cock, I wouldn't.
I just kept saying don't talk to her then, if you got the opportunity spend the night with her(trying to put it nicely so that ladies on here don't flag me) but don't talk to her.
This is like the sort of nonsense that Jay from the Inbetweeners would come out with, I'd be astonished if anyone over the age of 12 who comes out with this stuff isn't t a virgin.
and for the record I am far from a virgin
Well done anyway.
a proper LOL moment!0 -
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DIY doesn't count :-)paulie8290 said:
when people say far from something its not a degree is it, I was saying I am far from a virgin as in that boat sailed a long time agoUboat said:
You either are or you aren't. I don't think there are degrees of virginity.paulie8290 said:
Sorry I forget there are loads of people on here who seem to have had a sense of humour transplantse9addick said:
So how many girls have you pulled without (either of you) saying a word ?paulie8290 said:
Exactly its like that Stacey Solomon, when she was first around people were saying she is not bad looking but I could not put up with her voice.Covered End said:
He didn't say take her to dinner and have a good old discussion on current affairs :-)Redskin said:VG, you're getting all 'weirded out' again.
Why can't you get your head round the fact that some of us wouldn't want to sleep with a pig - ignorant, vacuous, talentless bimbo with a voice akin to fingernails being dragged down a black board even if she does have huge bosoms?
I can say, hand on cock, I wouldn't.
I just kept saying don't talk to her then, if you got the opportunity spend the night with her(trying to put it nicely so that ladies on here don't flag me) but don't talk to her.
This is like the sort of nonsense that Jay from the Inbetweeners would come out with, I'd be astonished if anyone over the age of 12 who comes out with this stuff isn't t a virgin.
and for the record I am far from a virgin
Well done anyway.1 - Sponsored links:
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paulie8290 said:
she was hotcfgs said:
You lost your virginity to a sailor?paulie8290 said:
when people say far from something its not a degree is it, I was saying I am far from a virgin as in that boat sailed a long time agoUboat said:
You either are or you aren't. I don't think there are degrees of virginity.paulie8290 said:
Sorry I forget there are loads of people on here who seem to have had a sense of humour transplantse9addick said:
So how many girls have you pulled without (either of you) saying a word ?paulie8290 said:
Exactly its like that Stacey Solomon, when she was first around people were saying she is not bad looking but I could not put up with her voice.Covered End said:
He didn't say take her to dinner and have a good old discussion on current affairs :-)Redskin said:VG, you're getting all 'weirded out' again.
Why can't you get your head round the fact that some of us wouldn't want to sleep with a pig - ignorant, vacuous, talentless bimbo with a voice akin to fingernails being dragged down a black board even if she does have huge bosoms?
I can say, hand on cock, I wouldn't.
I just kept saying don't talk to her then, if you got the opportunity spend the night with her(trying to put it nicely so that ladies on here don't flag me) but don't talk to her.
This is like the sort of nonsense that Jay from the Inbetweeners would come out with, I'd be astonished if anyone over the age of 12 who comes out with this stuff isn't t a virgin.
and for the record I am far from a virgin
Well done anyway.6 -
+bangs head on desk+1
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paulie8290 said:
she was hotcfgs said:
You lost your virginity to a sailor?paulie8290 said:
when people say far from something its not a degree is it, I was saying I am far from a virgin as in that boat sailed a long time agoUboat said:
You either are or you aren't. I don't think there are degrees of virginity.paulie8290 said:
Sorry I forget there are loads of people on here who seem to have had a sense of humour transplantse9addick said:
So how many girls have you pulled without (either of you) saying a word ?paulie8290 said:
Exactly its like that Stacey Solomon, when she was first around people were saying she is not bad looking but I could not put up with her voice.Covered End said:
He didn't say take her to dinner and have a good old discussion on current affairs :-)Redskin said:VG, you're getting all 'weirded out' again.
Why can't you get your head round the fact that some of us wouldn't want to sleep with a pig - ignorant, vacuous, talentless bimbo with a voice akin to fingernails being dragged down a black board even if she does have huge bosoms?
I can say, hand on cock, I wouldn't.
I just kept saying don't talk to her then, if you got the opportunity spend the night with her(trying to put it nicely so that ladies on here don't flag me) but don't talk to her.
This is like the sort of nonsense that Jay from the Inbetweeners would come out with, I'd be astonished if anyone over the age of 12 who comes out with this stuff isn't t a virgin.
and for the record I am far from a virgin
Well done anyway.0 -
He's got the fish fingers to prove it wasn't him!cfgs said:
Was this her....paulie8290 said:
she was hotcfgs said:
You lost your virginity to a sailor?paulie8290 said:
when people say far from something its not a degree is it, I was saying I am far from a virgin as in that boat sailed a long time agoUboat said:
You either are or you aren't. I don't think there are degrees of virginity.paulie8290 said:
Sorry I forget there are loads of people on here who seem to have had a sense of humour transplantse9addick said:
So how many girls have you pulled without (either of you) saying a word ?paulie8290 said:
Exactly its like that Stacey Solomon, when she was first around people were saying she is not bad looking but I could not put up with her voice.Covered End said:
He didn't say take her to dinner and have a good old discussion on current affairs :-)Redskin said:VG, you're getting all 'weirded out' again.
Why can't you get your head round the fact that some of us wouldn't want to sleep with a pig - ignorant, vacuous, talentless bimbo with a voice akin to fingernails being dragged down a black board even if she does have huge bosoms?
I can say, hand on cock, I wouldn't.
I just kept saying don't talk to her then, if you got the opportunity spend the night with her(trying to put it nicely so that ladies on here don't flag me) but don't talk to her.
This is like the sort of nonsense that Jay from the Inbetweeners would come out with, I'd be astonished if anyone over the age of 12 who comes out with this stuff isn't t a virgin.
and for the record I am far from a virgin
Well done anyway.0 -
No one keeps a record mate, it's not "Paulie, 24, from South London. Reasons: Gets hair tips from his Nan and starts too many conversations about rubbish."paulie8290 said:
Sorry I forget there are loads of people on here who seem to have had a sense of humour transplantse9addick said:
So how many girls have you pulled without (either of you) saying a word ?paulie8290 said:
Exactly its like that Stacey Solomon, when she was first around people were saying she is not bad looking but I could not put up with her voice.Covered End said:
He didn't say take her to dinner and have a good old discussion on current affairs :-)Redskin said:VG, you're getting all 'weirded out' again.
Why can't you get your head round the fact that some of us wouldn't want to sleep with a pig - ignorant, vacuous, talentless bimbo with a voice akin to fingernails being dragged down a black board even if she does have huge bosoms?
I can say, hand on cock, I wouldn't.
I just kept saying don't talk to her then, if you got the opportunity spend the night with her(trying to put it nicely so that ladies on here don't flag me) but don't talk to her.
This is like the sort of nonsense that Jay from the Inbetweeners would come out with, I'd be astonished if anyone over the age of 12 who comes out with this stuff isn't t a virgin.
and for the record I am far from a virgin
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Thanks....but I do feel guilty as the aforementioned mariner probably doesn't remember it as fondly as our Paulie, what with a conquest in every port etc.AFKABartram said:
congrats @cfgscfgs said:
You lost your virginity to a sailor?paulie8290 said:
when people say far from something its not a degree is it, I was saying I am far from a virgin as in that boat sailed a long time agoUboat said:
You either are or you aren't. I don't think there are degrees of virginity.paulie8290 said:
Sorry I forget there are loads of people on here who seem to have had a sense of humour transplantse9addick said:
So how many girls have you pulled without (either of you) saying a word ?paulie8290 said:
Exactly its like that Stacey Solomon, when she was first around people were saying she is not bad looking but I could not put up with her voice.Covered End said:
He didn't say take her to dinner and have a good old discussion on current affairs :-)Redskin said:VG, you're getting all 'weirded out' again.
Why can't you get your head round the fact that some of us wouldn't want to sleep with a pig - ignorant, vacuous, talentless bimbo with a voice akin to fingernails being dragged down a black board even if she does have huge bosoms?
I can say, hand on cock, I wouldn't.
I just kept saying don't talk to her then, if you got the opportunity spend the night with her(trying to put it nicely so that ladies on here don't flag me) but don't talk to her.
This is like the sort of nonsense that Jay from the Inbetweeners would come out with, I'd be astonished if anyone over the age of 12 who comes out with this stuff isn't t a virgin.
and for the record I am far from a virgin
Well done anyway.
a proper LOL moment!
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If Paulie's only 24 then he's had a hard life, or all these virgins are draining him somewhat....0