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Unless you're a young child, standing/scrunching is filth3
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My ex brother in law, who's a 36 year old farkin TEACHER, only found out in recent years that he's allowed to sit on the toilet seat, he's always thought they were for women only. And not only that, cycling is his favourite sport. Silly idiot2
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not when you put your finger through it.golfaddick said:
the bane of all sewerman & the reason why we are getting more & more blocked drains nowdays.brogib said:Folded wet wipes
Also, why pay extra for quality bog paper ? It all does the same thing & all gets flushed away.Not saying you should use the greaseproof paper stuff as mentioned above, but a supermarkets basic range is just as good as Andrex.1 -
Sit? I didn't even know that was physically possible.
Sounds to me like a dart player throwing ha arrows blindfolded and then taking them out the board without knowing what he'd scored.3 -
I like to use toilet roll to make myself a belt, but it is a complete waist of paper.3
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Standing ? Klingons worry me.0
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Always wondered what the box of Izal was for in my grandads outside loo when I was a kid. Few years later visited my Dads new gaff and there it was, a box of Izal, baffling. 20 years later let's just say a touch of the Denvers must run in the family...0
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Henry the Eighth used to have an attendant to wipe his arris, even had a royal title 'Keeper of the Kings Stool'.0
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Winet.
Also applicable if you have a hairy arris.
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I sit on the lawn and drag myself along.....a bit posh I know but there you go, the question was asked.3
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Anyone else get that feeling of accomplishment when you get a clean brake?4
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...then wipe again, just to confirm2
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One up, one down, and one to polish1
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It's what we grew up with in school in the 60's.Baldybonce said:Does anyone remember the toilet paper that was like greaseproof paper? usually to be found in public toilets. Horrible stuff.
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I had to get off the wet wipes cos they were making my arse sore and aggravating fissures so was advised to put a bit of water on toilet papergolfaddick said:
the bane of all sewerman & the reason why we are getting more & more blocked drains nowdays.brogib said:Folded wet wipes
Also, why pay extra for quality bog paper ? It all does the same thing & all gets flushed away.Not saying you should use the greaseproof paper stuff as mentioned above, but a supermarkets basic range is just as good as Andrex.
And you can't do that on cheap toilet paper
As an IBS sufferer who requires 3-4 sloppy ones per morning i use ashitshed load of toilet paper so require the strongest softest quality available so as not to irritate my delicate derrière
I also get nervous when we get below 10 toilet rolls in the house
When I lived with just my girlfriend at one point I had a record 92 toilet rolls in the flat
Always bring extra bog paper on holiday cos 2 toilet rolls isn't enough for one mornings work
Yes very bizarre but this is one of my specialist subjects cos I spend half my life on the khazi
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Cheers for thatoohaahmortimer said:
I had to get off the wet wipes cos they were making my arse sore and aggravating fissures so was advised to put a bit of water on toilet papergolfaddick said:
the bane of all sewerman & the reason why we are getting more & more blocked drains nowdays.brogib said:Folded wet wipes
Also, why pay extra for quality bog paper ? It all does the same thing & all gets flushed away.Not saying you should use the greaseproof paper stuff as mentioned above, but a supermarkets basic range is just as good as Andrex.
And you can't do that on cheap toilet paper
As an IBS sufferer who requires 3-4 sloppy ones per morning i use ashitshed load of toilet paper so require the strongest softest quality available so as not to irritate my delicate derrière
I also get nervous when we get below 10 toilet rolls in the house
When I lived with just my girlfriend at one point I had a record 92 toilet rolls in the flat
Always bring extra bog paper on holiday cos 2 toilet rolls isn't enough for one mornings work
Yes very bizarre but this is one of my specialist subjects cos I spend half my life on the khazi
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Is that how you come up with your username?Solidgone said:I sit on the lawn and drag myself along.....a bit posh I know but there you go, the question was asked.
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This odd ill-designed product was named "Bronco", remember it well. That's all you got in public facilities, schools etc.Six-a-bag-of-nuts said:
It's what we grew up with in school in the 60's.Baldybonce said:Does anyone remember the toilet paper that was like greaseproof paper? usually to be found in public toilets. Horrible stuff.
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We're like two peas in a shitty podoohaahmortimer said:
I had to get off the wet wipes cos they were making my arse sore and aggravating fissures so was advised to put a bit of water on toilet papergolfaddick said:
the bane of all sewerman & the reason why we are getting more & more blocked drains nowdays.brogib said:Folded wet wipes
Also, why pay extra for quality bog paper ? It all does the same thing & all gets flushed away.Not saying you should use the greaseproof paper stuff as mentioned above, but a supermarkets basic range is just as good as Andrex.
And you can't do that on cheap toilet paper
As an IBS sufferer who requires 3-4 sloppy ones per morning i use ashitshed load of toilet paper so require the strongest softest quality available so as not to irritate my delicate derrière
I also get nervous when we get below 10 toilet rolls in the house
When I lived with just my girlfriend at one point I had a record 92 toilet rolls in the flat
Always bring extra bog paper on holiday cos 2 toilet rolls isn't enough for one mornings work
Yes very bizarre but this is one of my specialist subjects cos I spend half my life on the khazi
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That's a minimum of 2 ..... There is no maximum , especially if I've had a big Cadburys session the night before
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oohaahmortimer said:
That's a minimum of 2 ..... There is no maximum , especially if I've had a big Cadburys session the night before
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I think we have established the reason for our poor away numbers. Lack of toilet opportunities around the grounds.1
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Seriously, sitting eliminates the risk of slippy bum whereby your toilet rolls shoots up your back on the upwipe. ( is that a word?)0
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So you had more toilet rolls than we had travelling fans ?oohaahmortimer said:
I had to get off the wet wipes cos they were making my arse sore and aggravating fissures so was advised to put a bit of water on toilet papergolfaddick said:
the bane of all sewerman & the reason why we are getting more & more blocked drains nowdays.brogib said:Folded wet wipes
Also, why pay extra for quality bog paper ? It all does the same thing & all gets flushed away.Not saying you should use the greaseproof paper stuff as mentioned above, but a supermarkets basic range is just as good as Andrex.
And you can't do that on cheap toilet paper
As an IBS sufferer who requires 3-4 sloppy ones per morning i use ashitshed load of toilet paper so require the strongest softest quality available so as not to irritate my delicate derrière
I also get nervous when we get below 10 toilet rolls in the house
When I lived with just my girlfriend at one point I had a record 92 toilet rolls in the flat
Always bring extra bog paper on holiday cos 2 toilet rolls isn't enough for one mornings work
Yes very bizarre but this is one of my specialist subjects cos I spend half my life on the khazi
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Blimey oohaah, no wonder you work from home!1
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Many years ago I managed to sneak out of work early for a Tuesday night game at Swindon, on arrival just before kick off I had the urge for a poo, so nipped into the bog to find it was clean and even had paper.MrOneLung said:I think we have established the reason for our poor away numbers. Lack of toilet opportunities around the grounds.
I'd just sat down when there was a hammering on the door and a fellow addick shouting `hurry up mate i'm dying for a shit'.
Some things just can't be rushed.0 -
Jeez, how do you get on when you visit one of those places with little water, poor plumbing, and laws against flushing paper? Your bin must look like something from the winter of discontent.oohaahmortimer said:
I had to get off the wet wipes cos they were making my arse sore and aggravating fissures so was advised to put a bit of water on toilet papergolfaddick said:
the bane of all sewerman & the reason why we are getting more & more blocked drains nowdays.brogib said:Folded wet wipes
Also, why pay extra for quality bog paper ? It all does the same thing & all gets flushed away.Not saying you should use the greaseproof paper stuff as mentioned above, but a supermarkets basic range is just as good as Andrex.
And you can't do that on cheap toilet paper
As an IBS sufferer who requires 3-4 sloppy ones per morning i use ashitshed load of toilet paper so require the strongest softest quality available so as not to irritate my delicate derrière
I also get nervous when we get below 10 toilet rolls in the house
When I lived with just my girlfriend at one point I had a record 92 toilet rolls in the flat
Always bring extra bog paper on holiday cos 2 toilet rolls isn't enough for one mornings work
Yes very bizarre but this is one of my specialist subjects cos I spend half my life on the khazi
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