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Toilet Roll
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There is nothing like the panic the onset of a watery shit gives you if you are away from your house.4
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Yeah don't ever go to Greece or Mexico
All the boys holidays I went on to Greek shit hole islands the paper bin was full by the first morning. And it always lands marmite side up.
We asked this moody old Greek sod to empty it or give us another one. He refused so we took to burning the paper. He relented and changed it everyday0 -
It depends on how much time I have. If there are others waiting to use to loo or I'm in a rush it's scrunch, wipe, down repeat. If it's a nice casual poo then wind, wipe, fold, wipe, down, repeat.0
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I thought women didn't poo?1
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This site just keeps on giving....:-)
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Yeah, me too. Thought they were made of sugar & spice & all things nice?cafcnick1992 said:I thought women didn't poo?
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Don't know why we're even discussing this.
Toilet paper is so old fashioned - and solutions to winnit and dangleberry problems have been around for ages:2 -
Surprised Henry hasn't been extolling the virtues and delights of his bidet.0
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Why don't loo rolls get thrown these days onto the pitch when someone scores? Was all the rage on the 70's0
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Coz you'd get 4 years in clinkHardyAddick said:Why don't loo rolls get thrown these days onto the pitch when someone scores? Was all the rage on the 70's
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Just had a dump in a pub and made the cardinal sin of not checking for paper, had to phone a mate to get me some who found it highly amusing before actually asking for some0
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Unbelievable thread.0
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Luckily I didn't have to use the pants0
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Well if I hadn't opened it I wouldn't have known it was an unbelievable thread!brogib said:1 -
Which do you find unbelievable; scrunch or fold? Or stand or sit?Bedsaddick said:
Well if I hadn't opened it I wouldn't have known it was an unbelievable thread!brogib said:
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Or that nobody on CL seems to have a 'Clag-Gone' installed in their khazi.AidenTheAddick said:
Which do you find unbelievable; scrunch or fold? Or stand or sit?Bedsaddick said:
Well if I hadn't opened it I wouldn't have known it was an unbelievable thread!brogib said:0 -
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Why isn't the cardboard tube of a toilet roll made of something that's easily dissolvable ?1
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Smilie face Beds ffsBedsaddick said:
Well if I hadn't opened it I wouldn't have known it was an unbelievable thread!brogib said:0 -
Surely you always have a safety wipe of the seat before perching down which would alert you to this issue!!!smiffyboy said:Just had a dump in a pub and made the cardinal sin of not checking for paper, had to phone a mate to get me some who found it highly amusing before actually asking for some
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brogib said:
Smilie face Beds ffsBedsaddick said:
Well if I hadn't opened it I wouldn't have known it was an unbelievable thread!brogib said:
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Tried the sit-down technique today... those of you who do that are all f'ing savages.
It was a similar experience to those bikes at theme parks where the handlebars and the front wheel are aligned so that the front wheel does the opposite to what you tell it to do. It's dysfunctional and you're all wrong'uns.
Wrong, wrong, wrong.
Sit downers = Palace fans.
Scrunchers = Millwall fans.2 -
Think you've found oohaahs new avatarBedsaddick said:brogib said:
Smilie face Beds ffsBedsaddick said:
Well if I hadn't opened it I wouldn't have known it was an unbelievable thread!brogib said:
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Confused, don't everybody sit down whilst pooing/wiping? It makes physical sense too as when you're sitting your cheeks are looser and parting, if you're standing you'll have to pull them apart whilst trying to wipe, surely that is more savage?Addickted2TheReds said:Tried the sit-down technique today... those of you who do that are all f'ing savages.
It was a similar experience to those bikes at theme parks where the handlebars and the front wheel are aligned so that the front wheel does the opposite to what you tell it to do. It's dysfunctional and you're all wrong'uns.
Wrong, wrong, wrong.
Sit downers = Palace fans.
Scrunchers = Millwall fans.2 -
It's a thread of the lowest humour but a great thread0
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Welcome back Jessie, where have you been for so long...............the toilet?JessieAddick said:Er....three pages of talking sh*t.....? Got to love the openness and seriousness on CL when it comes to random issues!
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Woss worse, the runs or constipation? Serious question0
