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Season ticket delivery

I know Jacko delivered a season ticket to a kid a few weeks ago but has anyone else received theirs yet?
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  • Nope, will start to arrive at the end of the week.
  • Do you know if it will be a book or are we moving on to some kind of card system?
  • Card system.
  • It'll be a card swipe-in system, I'm aware that the systems have already been installed around the ground.
  • Tony Watt delivered mine but he took it to the corner of the garden and I couldn't get it off him.

    Comment of the year!
  • Cool, I almost forgot mine a couple of times last season. The card will be able to live in my wallet.
  • Henderson was going to deliver mine, but he dislocated his shoulder, getting out the car.
  • Covered End
    edited July 2015
    So he gave it to Wiggins, but somehow he, fractured a metatarsal, coming through the garden gate.
  • Bulot was gonna deliver mine, but the club changed their mind and stopped him half way.

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  • Gomez was gonna deliver mine but he decided to take money from next door and fuck off when I needed him most! The amount is still undisclosed!

    Fuming!
  • Bulot was going to deliver mine but he was asked to wait outside the house for four weeks and then mysteriously disappeared to France.
  • Neil Webb delivered mine
  • Halix
    edited July 2015
    Solly tried to deliver mine but only got halfway up the drive. He said he would have to rest up for a while, but he would definately be back next Saturday. Still he was better than John Terry (who was delivering to my Chelsea supporting neighbour), he just stood at the end of the garden hurling racist abuse at him, and then seduced his wife whilst making 9/11 jokes.
  • Luzon delivered mine, no problem. Said he had 3, 4 or 5 others to sort out.
  • Gudmundsson delivered mine, spent ages at the bottom of the drive talking to neighbours.. Then gave me 4!
  • Sensei said:

    Luzon delivered mine, no problem. Said he had 3, 4 or 5 others to sort out.

    Crouching on the doorstep
  • My other neighbours a West Ham fan, his season ticket was delivered under a plain brown wrapper by a small man wearing a old Birmingham City tracksuit, who asked for directions to Stratford before borrowing a fiver off me towards the cost.
  • Reza attempted to deliver mine but didn't like the garden turf and after a few diagonal movements he failed to deliver
  • Simon Church delivered mine but it ended up on the roof

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  • cafcfan
    edited July 2015

    Simon Church delivered mine but it ended up on the roof

    It's amazing what you can deduce about people's lives on this site. You see, I now know you live in a bungalow.
  • Halix
    edited July 2015
    Christophe Lepoint was supposed to deliver my brothers, but he just turned up and ran around in meaningless circles for five minutes, then wandered about at the bottom of the garden panting and out of breath, before disappearing back to Belgium
  • cafcfan said:

    Simon Church delivered mine but it ended up on the roof

    It's amazing what you can deduce about people's lives on this site. You see, I now know you live in a bungalow.
    He actually lives in a block of flats!.
  • Roland was due to deliver mine yet knocked on my neighbours door... Apparently he couldnt understand his mistake as all he kept doing was standing there going... Huh?
  • Jordan Cousins has mine but I can't be bothered to go to Bristol to collect it.
  • guinnessaddick
    edited July 2015
    Halix said:

    cafcfan said:

    Simon Church delivered mine but it ended up on the roof

    It's amazing what you can deduce about people's lives on this site. You see, I now know you live in a bungalow.
    He actually lives in a block of flats!.
    He'd have to live in a child's Wendy house for Church to have put it on the roof.
  • Simon Church delivered mine but it ended up on the roof

    You sure it wasnt Nicky Bailey delivering yours, cant imagine Church having the power to get it up there?
  • Holmes-Dennis with a special delivery, short run up the path, through the letter box and ended up in the greenhouse.
  • Makinkok delivered mine as he's moved into a house in the next street
  • Patrick Bauer delivered mine through my window.

    I live at the top of a block of flats.