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  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,846
    Done even get started with German - Der,Die,Das....
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
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    brogib said:

    When there's a new thing invented, who, in France, decides if its a 'le' or 'la'. Make my piss boil with confusion that does ffs

    depends if it's masculine or feminine mate, it's not hard.........
  • brogib
    brogib Posts: 2,128

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    brogib said:

    When there's a new thing invented, who, in France, decides if its a 'le' or 'la'. Make my piss boil with confusion that does ffs

    depends if it's masculine or feminine mate, it's not hard.........
    If its hard, its masculine
  • It's a word it can't be male or female it's just the French being thick
  • LenGlover
    LenGlover Posts: 31,651

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    brogib said:

    When there's a new thing invented, who, in France, decides if its a 'le' or 'la'. Make my piss boil with confusion that does ffs

    depends if it's masculine or feminine mate, it's not hard.........
    But what if, in these politically correct times, it is transgender?
  • man_at_milletts
    man_at_milletts Posts: 5,620
    Greenie said:

    Cricket. Any sport that stops for tea, cannot be a sport, can it?

    What do footballers have at halftime then?
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,301

    Greenie said:

    Cricket. Any sport that stops for tea, cannot be a sport, can it?

    What do footballers have at halftime then?
    Oranges?
  • man_at_milletts
    man_at_milletts Posts: 5,620

    Greenie said:

    Cricket. Any sport that stops for tea, cannot be a sport, can it?

    What do footballers have at halftime then?
    Oranges?
    Might do on Blackheath :-)
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,148
    edited July 2015
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  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,148
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  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,172

    Greenie said:

    Cricket. Any sport that stops for tea, cannot be a sport, can it?

    What do footballers have at halftime then?
    Killer used to to have a double scotch and a couple of Rothmans. Football is a mans sport.
  • man_at_milletts
    man_at_milletts Posts: 5,620
    Yeh, and then try and drive up Charlton Church Lane in a straight line after the game.
  • brogib
    brogib Posts: 2,128
    LenGlover said:

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    brogib said:

    When there's a new thing invented, who, in France, decides if its a 'le' or 'la'. Make my piss boil with confusion that does ffs

    depends if it's masculine or feminine mate, it's not hard.........
    But what if, in these politically correct times, it is transgender?
    It's a Les
  • seth plum
    seth plum Posts: 53,448
    spread betting
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,949

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    Full stops I get.

    Commas, less so. When to use one, when I'm overusing them, when would a semi-colon work better?
  • brogib
    brogib Posts: 2,128

    .

    Full stops I get.

    Commas, less so. When to use one, when I'm overusing them, when would a semi-colon work better?
    I'm good at commas
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,949
    brogib said:

    .

    Full stops I get.

    Commas, less so. When to use one, when I'm overusing them, when would a semi-colon work better?
    I'm good at commas
    Even in French?
  • brogib
    brogib Posts: 2,128

    brogib said:

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    Full stops I get.

    Commas, less so. When to use one, when I'm overusing them, when would a semi-colon work better?
    I'm good at commas
    Even in French?
    Oui
  • ads
    ads Posts: 3,224
    brogib said:

    .

    Full stops I get.

    Commas, less so. When to use one, when I'm overusing them, when would a semi-colon work better?
    I'm good at commas
    You live in France? Theres another poster on here, Bigrob, who lives in France, but he doesn't like to talk about it
  • brogib
    brogib Posts: 2,128
    ads said:

    brogib said:

    .

    Full stops I get.

    Commas, less so. When to use one, when I'm overusing them, when would a semi-colon work better?
    I'm good at commas
    You live in France? Theres another poster on here, Bigrob, who lives in France, but he doesn't like to talk about it
    Yeah, I know him, good looking bloke and has the biggest hampton in the Correze by all acounts. MASSIVE hit with the ladies too

    *See my use of commas
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  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,609
    brogib said:

    ads said:

    brogib said:

    .

    Full stops I get.

    Commas, less so. When to use one, when I'm overusing them, when would a semi-colon work better?
    I'm good at commas
    You live in France? Theres another poster on here, Bigrob, who lives in France, but he doesn't like to talk about it
    Yeah, I know him, good looking bloke and has the biggest hampton in the Correze by all acounts. MASSIVE hit with the ladies too

    *See my use of commas
    Are you twins?
  • brogib
    brogib Posts: 2,128

    brogib said:

    ads said:

    brogib said:

    .

    Full stops I get.

    Commas, less so. When to use one, when I'm overusing them, when would a semi-colon work better?
    I'm good at commas
    You live in France? Theres another poster on here, Bigrob, who lives in France, but he doesn't like to talk about it
    Yeah, I know him, good looking bloke and has the biggest hampton in the Correze by all acounts. MASSIVE hit with the ladies too

    *See my use of commas
    Are you twins?
    I'm his better looking, more well endowed twin.
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,609
    brogib said:

    brogib said:

    ads said:

    brogib said:

    .

    Full stops I get.

    Commas, less so. When to use one, when I'm overusing them, when would a semi-colon work better?
    I'm good at commas
    You live in France? Theres another poster on here, Bigrob, who lives in France, but he doesn't like to talk about it
    Yeah, I know him, good looking bloke and has the biggest hampton in the Correze by all acounts. MASSIVE hit with the ladies too

    *See my use of commas
    Are you twins?
    I'm Danny, he's Arnold
  • man_at_milletts
    man_at_milletts Posts: 5,620

    .

    Full stops I get.

    Commas, less so. When to use one, when I'm overusing them, when would a semi-colon work better?
    The rule is never use a semi-colon if a colon works OK. If the colon doesn't work, then go to your doctors.

  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,609

    The apparent popularity of Purple Rain.

    Dull, dirgy song.

    Love this version.

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p02hz2kg

  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,975
    How Dean Gafneys daughter can be so fit.

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  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,594
    How Dean Gaffney's daughter can be so old.
  • brogib
    brogib Posts: 2,128

    How Dean Gafneys daughter can be so fit.

    image

    Wellard!!!!

    And i ain't talking about his furry companion of the show
  • brogib
    brogib Posts: 2,128
    *off
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,975
    And she's got a twin sister!!!