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The Apprentice, 2015 (no spoilers please)

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  • IA said:
    This is really weird. Apart from the mystery building, the Cheesegrater has slid forward and apparently destroyed the Walkie Talkie. Since that lost is scorching laser beam it's not been able to compete.
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,849

    They all, bar one, get fired.

    Sorry.

    Apart from the fact the runner up does not get 'your fired' the winner gest 'your hired'
  • se9addick
    se9addick Posts: 32,034

    IA said:
    This is really weird. Apart from the mystery building, the Cheesegrater has slid forward and apparently destroyed the Walkie Talkie. Since that lost is scorching laser beam it's not been able to compete.
    I presume they've just google searched "London skyline" and pilfered an artists impression of a proposed building without doing any research at all.
  • Chizz
    Chizz Posts: 28,331
    MrOneLung said:

    They all, bar one, get fired.

    Sorry.

    Apart from the fact the runner up does not get 'your fired' the winner gest 'your hired'
    *you're
    *gets
    *you're

    (In the spirit of the type of helpful comments that contestants are given on The Apprentice).
  • Chizz
    Chizz Posts: 28,331
    Say what you like about Lord Sugar, but you should always remember he's an absolute genius when it comes to giving customers a product that is perfect; and he knows exactly how to cut a deal.

    For instance, without Lord Sugar's fabulous "E-m@iler Plus", how would any of us be able to send or receive emails? And for only 20p a time? (As long as we're in the UK, because, of course, it's impossible to use it outside this country. Because, you know... stuff).

    And who else could put together such a brilliant deal as the sale of Amstrad? He managed to flog the company to BSkyB in 2007 for one hundred and twenty five million pounds! Incredible! Considering that, in 1986 it was only worth a mere £1.2bn. So, he managed to sell the company for £950 million less than it was worth 21 years previously.

    No wonder all the contestants take all of his advice so seriously.
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,849
    Chizz said:

    MrOneLung said:

    They all, bar one, get fired.

    Sorry.

    Apart from the fact the runner up does not get 'your fired' the winner gest 'your hired'
    *you're
    *gets
    *you're

    (In the spirit of the type of helpful comments that contestants are given on The Apprentice).
    I cannot believe I put Your once let alone twice.
  • supaclive
    supaclive Posts: 6,514
    Chizz said:

    Say what you like about Lord Sugar, but you should always remember he's an absolute genius when it comes to giving customers a product that is perfect; and he knows exactly how to cut a deal.

    For instance, without Lord Sugar's fabulous "E-m@iler Plus", how would any of us be able to send or receive emails? And for only 20p a time? (As long as we're in the UK, because, of course, it's impossible to use it outside this country. Because, you know... stuff).

    And who else could put together such a brilliant deal as the sale of Amstrad? He managed to flog the company to BSkyB in 2007 for one hundred and twenty five million pounds! Incredible! Considering that, in 1986 it was only worth a mere £1.2bn. So, he managed to sell the company for £950 million less than it was worth 21 years previously.

    No wonder all the contestants take all of his advice so seriously.

    To be fair, the bloke is a BILLIONAIRE, so I don't think any of us on here can compete with that, regardless of what we think or don't think of him!

  • IA
    IA Posts: 6,103
    Most of his business is property now, isn't it?
  • Chizz
    Chizz Posts: 28,331
    supaclive said:

    Chizz said:

    Say what you like about Lord Sugar, but you should always remember he's an absolute genius when it comes to giving customers a product that is perfect; and he knows exactly how to cut a deal.

    For instance, without Lord Sugar's fabulous "E-m@iler Plus", how would any of us be able to send or receive emails? And for only 20p a time? (As long as we're in the UK, because, of course, it's impossible to use it outside this country. Because, you know... stuff).

    And who else could put together such a brilliant deal as the sale of Amstrad? He managed to flog the company to BSkyB in 2007 for one hundred and twenty five million pounds! Incredible! Considering that, in 1986 it was only worth a mere £1.2bn. So, he managed to sell the company for £950 million less than it was worth 21 years previously.

    No wonder all the contestants take all of his advice so seriously.

    To be fair, the bloke is a BILLIONAIRE, so I don't think any of us on here can compete with that, regardless of what we think or don't think of him!

    Absolutely. As the saying goes, "if I had his money, I'd burn mine".

    But, it's worth noting that *every* mistake the contestants make is jumped on, whereas Sugar himself doesn't have a perfect and blemish-free record.
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    Sugar looks like an angry bollock. Makes him alright in my book.
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  • IA
    IA Posts: 6,103
    I missed the first boardroom bit. Did the blokes get away with that boat?
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,825
    Yes
  • IA
    IA Posts: 6,103
    Strange.

    There was a paper skeleton in previous years that was ridiculed. Not sure what the difference is.
  • Chizz
    Chizz Posts: 28,331
    IA said:

    Strange.

    There was a paper skeleton in previous years that was ridiculed. Not sure what the difference is.

    The boat floated. The paper skeleton would have sunk.
  • Chizz
    Chizz Posts: 28,331
    Shame that Jenny got the Spanish archer, I thought she seemed likely to do very well.
  • IA
    IA Posts: 6,103
    Chizz said:

    IA said:

    Strange.

    There was a paper skeleton in previous years that was ridiculed. Not sure what the difference is.

    The boat floated. The paper skeleton would have sunk.
    Yeah but the boat looked nothing like a human skeleton.
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,344
    Vana is a right birch!
  • Wheresmeticket
    Wheresmeticket Posts: 17,304
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  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,849
    IA said:

    Strange.

    There was a paper skeleton in previous years that was ridiculed. Not sure what the difference is.

    The boat just about made the measurements and was a proper one man dinghy.
  • PL54
    PL54 Posts: 10,757
    Did the Geordie bloke go out ? @Bedsaddick
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  • Chizz
    Chizz Posts: 28,331
    Even though Jenny was culpable with regards to the mussels fiasco and she kept saying very odd things, I can't help thinking it would have been good to see a lot more of her.
  • se9addick
    se9addick Posts: 32,034
    Chizz said:

    Even though Jenny was culpable with regards to the mussels fiasco and she kept saying very odd things, I can't help thinking it would have been good to see a lot more of her.

    I actually said whilst watching it last night that this years was missing a fit one, guess I was wrong !
  • Exiled_Addick
    Exiled_Addick Posts: 17,168
    Can't believe the PM escaped this week. Assigned the wrong products to the wrong sides of the Channel, told them to buy the wrong cheese, told them to buy the boat against Kirsty Alsop's better judgement and generally acted as a total bitch to everyone all day. Even owned up to it all in the boardroom and still didn't get fired.
  • JohnBoyUK
    JohnBoyUK Posts: 9,017

    Can't believe the PM escaped this week. Assigned the wrong products to the wrong sides of the Channel, told them to buy the wrong cheese, told them to buy the boat against Kirsty Alsop's better judgement and generally acted as a total bitch to everyone all day. Even owned up to it all in the boardroom and still didn't get fired.

    At the end of the day, given they hand in their business plans at the very start, hers must stand out. Thought she was a dead cert to go.

  • dickplumb
    dickplumb Posts: 4,835
    Would rather watch paint dry. Plus looking at Brady and Sugar makes me bilious.
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,892
    sofas for dogs!!!!!

    they'll be having sofas at football matches next.
  • stonemuse
    stonemuse Posts: 33,998
    Macronate said:

    sofas for dogs!!!!!

    they'll be having sofas at football matches next.

    Lol, they looked good though
  • smudge7946
    smudge7946 Posts: 4,131
    I'm glad that sperm curdler has gone!
  • Exiled_Addick
    Exiled_Addick Posts: 17,168
    Another week where someone inexplicably escapes firing, all about the business plans I guess and giving the good (sic) ones the bets chance of muddling through. She might have been unbearably northern, but at least she was bloody trying. Take that sale-that-wasn't-really-her-sale away from her and you've just got someone who didn't sell, didn't try to sell and sulked all day - how can you justify not firing here on that basis?
  • Gillis
    Gillis Posts: 998

    Another week where someone inexplicably escapes firing, all about the business plans I guess and giving the good (sic) ones the bets chance of muddling through. She might have been unbearably northern, but at least she was bloody trying. Take that sale-that-wasn't-really-her-sale away from her and you've just got someone who didn't sell, didn't try to sell and sulked all day - how can you justify not firing here on that basis?

    At this stage, I think they keep in the ones that cause friction, simply for the entertainment value.