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  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    Jamie Oliver

    Fucking mook!
  • Riviera
    Riviera Posts: 8,167
    Football on TV's in pubs.
  • Riviera
    Riviera Posts: 8,167
    2. People who use their debit card for things around a pound? (have a minimum charge for £10.00 FFS)

    If they are using contactless then I cannot see a problem, quicker than paying in cash.
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    edited May 2016
    Bellends who use hands free on the train.

    Bellends that walk along using hands free.

    Mobile phone users on the train who say "sorry on the train so can't talk to loudly" well you are mate because i can here you from half way down the carriage and to be honest I don't give a shit what your wife wants you to pick up from Waitrose.

    Bellends who have the click sound activated on their phone.

    Bellends who pretend to be on their phone and having a full blown conversation.... With......nobody because their phone rings.

    People who wear headphones but have no concept that every body else can hear their shit taste in music.

    In fact there is a bloke on the train who I want to beat to death.

    Other than that it's a wonderful afternoon.
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,323

    Bellends who use hands free on the train.

    Bellends that walk along using hands free.

    Mobile phone users on the train who say "sorry on the train so can't talk to loudly" well you are mate because i can here you from half way down the carriage and to be honest I don't give a shit what your wife wants you to pick up from Waitrose.

    Bellends who have the click sound activated on their phone.

    Bellends who pretend to be on their phone and having a full blown conversation.... With......nobody because their phone rings.

    People who wear headphones but have no concept that every body else can hear their shit taste in music.

    In fact their is a bloke on the train who I want to beat to death.

    Other than that it's a wonderful afternoon.

    In fact there... not In fact their as per your second to last line!!
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600

    Bellends who use hands free on the train.

    Bellends that walk along using hands free.

    Mobile phone users on the train who say "sorry on the train so can't talk to loudly" well you are mate because i can here you from half way down the carriage and to be honest I don't give a shit what your wife wants you to pick up from Waitrose.

    Bellends who have the click sound activated on their phone.

    Bellends who pretend to be on their phone and having a full blown conversation.... With......nobody because their phone rings.

    People who wear headphones but have no concept that every body else can hear their shit taste in music.

    In fact their is a bloke on the train who I want to beat to death.

    Other than that it's a wonderful afternoon.

    In fact there... not In fact their as per your second to last line!!
    I can always rely on you!
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,323

    Bellends who use hands free on the train.

    Bellends that walk along using hands free.

    Mobile phone users on the train who say "sorry on the train so can't talk to loudly" well you are mate because i can here you from half way down the carriage and to be honest I don't give a shit what your wife wants you to pick up from Waitrose.

    Bellends who have the click sound activated on their phone.

    Bellends who pretend to be on their phone and having a full blown conversation.... With......nobody because their phone rings.

    People who wear headphones but have no concept that every body else can hear their shit taste in music.

    In fact their is a bloke on the train who I want to beat to death.

    Other than that it's a wonderful afternoon.

    In fact there... not In fact their as per your second to last line!!
    I can always rely on you!
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  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,601
    Blokes who spend f*****g ages drying their hands on the driers in pubs while you stand there like a lemon with water dripping off you. How f*****g dry do you have to be, you've already blasted one layer of skin off while I've been here.

    Maybe I'm just an impatient bastard.
  • rina
    rina Posts: 2,334


    8. People who say 'It was a quiet one' when asked how their Christmas was... !!! Hmmm..

    How is this annoying you in May? tbf you're probably confusing them by asking about it now
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,323
    Thinking you need a dump yet when you get to the toilet its just a false alarm with a few wet farts!!
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  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,323
    Toilets (notably in Brazil) that dont clearly indicate whether its the gents or the womens, then getting moaned and laughed at by some local women mid pee because your in the wrong toilet!!
  • 1StevieG
    1StevieG Posts: 10,964
    shitty shit hand driers.
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491

    Toilets (notably in Brazil) that dont clearly indicate whether its the gents or the womens, then getting moaned and laughed at by some local women mid pee because your in the wrong toilet!!

    Yeah, that's why she was laughing...
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,857



    Bellends who use hands free on the train.

    Bellends that walk along using hands free.

    Mobile phone users on the train who say "sorry on the train so can't talk to loudly" well you are mate because i can here you from half way down the carriage and to be honest I don't give a shit what your wife wants you to pick up from Waitrose.

    Bellends who have the click sound activated on their phone.

    Bellends who pretend to be on their phone and having a full blown conversation.... With......nobody because their phone rings.

    People who wear headphones but have no concept that every body else can hear their shit taste in music.

    In fact their is a bloke on the train who I want to beat to death.

    Other than that it's a wonderful afternoon.

    In fact there... not In fact their as per your second to last line!!

    Toilets (notably in Brazil) that dont clearly indicate whether its the gents or the womens, then getting moaned and laughed at by some local women mid pee because your in the wrong toilet!!

    you're not your in the last line...
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,323
    MrOneLung said:






    Bellends who use hands free on the train.

    Bellends that walk along using hands free.

    Mobile phone users on the train who say "sorry on the train so can't talk to loudly" well you are mate because i can here you from half way down the carriage and to be honest I don't give a shit what your wife wants you to pick up from Waitrose.

    Bellends who have the click sound activated on their phone.

    Bellends who pretend to be on their phone and having a full blown conversation.... With......nobody because their phone rings.

    People who wear headphones but have no concept that every body else can hear their shit taste in music.

    In fact their is a bloke on the train who I want to beat to death.

    Other than that it's a wonderful afternoon.

    In fact there... not In fact their as per your second to last line!!

    Toilets (notably in Brazil) that dont clearly indicate whether its the gents or the womens, then getting moaned and laughed at by some local women mid pee because your in the wrong toilet!!

    you're not your in the last line...
    Cmon let me off for the first one... That isn't my fault
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    MrOneLung said:






    Bellends who use hands free on the train.

    Bellends that walk along using hands free.

    Mobile phone users on the train who say "sorry on the train so can't talk to loudly" well you are mate because i can here you from half way down the carriage and to be honest I don't give a shit what your wife wants you to pick up from Waitrose.

    Bellends who have the click sound activated on their phone.

    Bellends who pretend to be on their phone and having a full blown conversation.... With......nobody because their phone rings.

    People who wear headphones but have no concept that every body else can hear their shit taste in music.

    In fact their is a bloke on the train who I want to beat to death.

    Other than that it's a wonderful afternoon.

    In fact there... not In fact their as per your second to last line!!

    Toilets (notably in Brazil) that dont clearly indicate whether its the gents or the womens, then getting moaned and laughed at by some local women mid pee because your in the wrong toilet!!

    you're not your in the last line...
    That will teach him!
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    edited May 2016

    Thinking you need a dump yet when you get to the toilet its just a false alarm with a few wet farts!! And then walking out to find Dave Mehmet at the hand drier

  • Blokes who spend f*****g ages drying their hands on the driers in pubs while you stand there like a lemon with water dripping off you. How f*****g dry do you have to be, you've already blasted one layer of skin off while I've been here.

    Maybe I'm just an impatient bastard.

    Impatient people who fidget around behind me while I am drying my hands
  • LuckyReds
    LuckyReds Posts: 5,866
    edited May 2016
    Starting at a new office today, for a couple of months most likely... Its not even 9 and Ive fallen out of my chair. Slippy bloody floor.

    On the plus side, you can never demonstrate your incompetence too early... Expectations well and truly managed.
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,323
    LuckyReds said:

    Starting at a new office today, for a couple of months most likely... Its not even 9 and Ive fallen out of my chair. Slippy bloody floor.

    On the plus side, you can never demonstrate your incompetence too early... Expectations well and truly managed.

    How the hell do you fall out of a chair?
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  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    edited May 2016

    LuckyReds said:

    Starting at a new office today, for a couple of months most likely... Its not even 9 and Ive fallen out of my chair. Slippy bloody floor.

    On the plus side, you can never demonstrate your incompetence too early... Expectations well and truly managed.

    How the hell do you fall out of a chair?
    It's a blow up one, too much lube on it. When he said fell he meant slipped.
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    edited May 2016
    Early morining shopping in selfridges, doesn't open until 9.30. Wife says "why don't we go for a coffee in a place just off regent street. My first thought was "no I can't go down there incase I see Colin" - it's annoying that Colin is now not only impacting my virtual world.
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,982
    People that can afford to go 'Early morning shopping in Selfridges'

  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948

    Early morining shopping in selfridges, doesn't open until 9.30. Wife says "why don't we go for a coffee in a place just off regent street. My first thought was "no I can't go down there, in case I see Colin" - it's annoying that Colin is now not only impacting my virtual world.

    Another 1st world problem, you wanna try slummin it in France pal. FFS
  • LuckyReds
    LuckyReds Posts: 5,866

    LuckyReds said:

    Starting at a new office today, for a couple of months most likely... Its not even 9 and Ive fallen out of my chair. Slippy bloody floor.

    On the plus side, you can never demonstrate your incompetence too early... Expectations well and truly managed.

    How the hell do you fall out of a chair?
    Polished floor, and an office chair that actually has working wheels.. I've plonked my arse on the edge, whilst rummaging through my bag - meanwhile the chair decided it had other plans.
  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 52,008
    LuckyReds said:

    Starting at a new office today, for a couple of months most likely... Its not even 9 and Ive fallen out of my chair. Slippy bloody floor.

    On the plus side, you can never demonstrate your incompetence too early... Expectations well and truly managed.

    LuckyReds said:
    » show previous quotes
    If the Valiants were representing Charlton, does that mean the Uni of Greenwich were representing homophob...
    I almost fell out of my chair on that one.


    How weird. SD says to you on the Charlton v Homophobia thread last night that "I almost fell out of my chair on that one."

    Then 9 hours later you did.

    Weird.
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948

    LuckyReds said:

    Starting at a new office today, for a couple of months most likely... Its not even 9 and Ive fallen out of my chair. Slippy bloody floor.

    On the plus side, you can never demonstrate your incompetence too early... Expectations well and truly managed.

    LuckyReds said:
    » show previous quotes
    If the Valiants were representing Charlton, does that mean the Uni of Greenwich were representing homophob...
    I almost fell out of my chair on that one.


    How weird. SD says to you on the Charlton v Homophobia thread last night that "I almost fell out of my chair on that one."

    Then 9 hours later you did.

    Weird unique.
  • LuckyReds
    LuckyReds Posts: 5,866

    LuckyReds said:

    Starting at a new office today, for a couple of months most likely... Its not even 9 and Ive fallen out of my chair. Slippy bloody floor.

    On the plus side, you can never demonstrate your incompetence too early... Expectations well and truly managed.

    LuckyReds said:
    » show previous quotes
    If the Valiants were representing Charlton, does that mean the Uni of Greenwich were representing homophob...
    I almost fell out of my chair on that one.


    How weird. SD says to you on the Charlton v Homophobia thread last night that "I almost fell out of my chair on that one."

    Then 9 hours later you did.

    Weird.
    Nice spot, I know who to blame now..
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600

    Early morining shopping in selfridges, doesn't open until 9.30. Wife says "why don't we go for a coffee in a place just off regent street. My first thought was "no I can't go down there incase I see Colin" - it's annoying that Colin is now not only impacting my virtual world.

    I only saw Colin...
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  • Fumbluff
    Fumbluff Posts: 10,127
    He'd get more takers if he formatted his phone number correctly, right?
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