Mobile phone users on the train who say "sorry on the train so can't talk to loudly" well you are mate because i can here you from half way down the carriage and to be honest I don't give a shit what your wife wants you to pick up from Waitrose.
Bellends who have the click sound activated on their phone.
Bellends who pretend to be on their phone and having a full blown conversation.... With......nobody because their phone rings.
People who wear headphones but have no concept that every body else can hear their shit taste in music.
In fact there is a bloke on the train who I want to beat to death.
Mobile phone users on the train who say "sorry on the train so can't talk to loudly" well you are mate because i can here you from half way down the carriage and to be honest I don't give a shit what your wife wants you to pick up from Waitrose.
Bellends who have the click sound activated on their phone.
Bellends who pretend to be on their phone and having a full blown conversation.... With......nobody because their phone rings.
People who wear headphones but have no concept that every body else can hear their shit taste in music.
In fact their is a bloke on the train who I want to beat to death.
Other than that it's a wonderful afternoon.
In fact there... not In fact their as per your second to last line!!
Mobile phone users on the train who say "sorry on the train so can't talk to loudly" well you are mate because i can here you from half way down the carriage and to be honest I don't give a shit what your wife wants you to pick up from Waitrose.
Bellends who have the click sound activated on their phone.
Bellends who pretend to be on their phone and having a full blown conversation.... With......nobody because their phone rings.
People who wear headphones but have no concept that every body else can hear their shit taste in music.
In fact their is a bloke on the train who I want to beat to death.
Other than that it's a wonderful afternoon.
In fact there... not In fact their as per your second to last line!!
Mobile phone users on the train who say "sorry on the train so can't talk to loudly" well you are mate because i can here you from half way down the carriage and to be honest I don't give a shit what your wife wants you to pick up from Waitrose.
Bellends who have the click sound activated on their phone.
Bellends who pretend to be on their phone and having a full blown conversation.... With......nobody because their phone rings.
People who wear headphones but have no concept that every body else can hear their shit taste in music.
In fact their is a bloke on the train who I want to beat to death.
Other than that it's a wonderful afternoon.
In fact there... not In fact their as per your second to last line!!
Blokes who spend f*****g ages drying their hands on the driers in pubs while you stand there like a lemon with water dripping off you. How f*****g dry do you have to be, you've already blasted one layer of skin off while I've been here.
Toilets (notably in Brazil) that dont clearly indicate whether its the gents or the womens, then getting moaned and laughed at by some local women mid pee because your in the wrong toilet!!
Toilets (notably in Brazil) that dont clearly indicate whether its the gents or the womens, then getting moaned and laughed at by some local women mid pee because your in the wrong toilet!!
Mobile phone users on the train who say "sorry on the train so can't talk to loudly" well you are mate because i can here you from half way down the carriage and to be honest I don't give a shit what your wife wants you to pick up from Waitrose.
Bellends who have the click sound activated on their phone.
Bellends who pretend to be on their phone and having a full blown conversation.... With......nobody because their phone rings.
People who wear headphones but have no concept that every body else can hear their shit taste in music.
In fact their is a bloke on the train who I want to beat to death.
Other than that it's a wonderful afternoon.
In fact there... not In fact their as per your second to last line!!
Toilets (notably in Brazil) that dont clearly indicate whether its the gents or the womens, then getting moaned and laughed at by some local women mid pee because your in the wrong toilet!!
Mobile phone users on the train who say "sorry on the train so can't talk to loudly" well you are mate because i can here you from half way down the carriage and to be honest I don't give a shit what your wife wants you to pick up from Waitrose.
Bellends who have the click sound activated on their phone.
Bellends who pretend to be on their phone and having a full blown conversation.... With......nobody because their phone rings.
People who wear headphones but have no concept that every body else can hear their shit taste in music.
In fact their is a bloke on the train who I want to beat to death.
Other than that it's a wonderful afternoon.
In fact there... not In fact their as per your second to last line!!
Toilets (notably in Brazil) that dont clearly indicate whether its the gents or the womens, then getting moaned and laughed at by some local women mid pee because your in the wrong toilet!!
you're not your in the last line...
Cmon let me off for the first one... That isn't my fault
Mobile phone users on the train who say "sorry on the train so can't talk to loudly" well you are mate because i can here you from half way down the carriage and to be honest I don't give a shit what your wife wants you to pick up from Waitrose.
Bellends who have the click sound activated on their phone.
Bellends who pretend to be on their phone and having a full blown conversation.... With......nobody because their phone rings.
People who wear headphones but have no concept that every body else can hear their shit taste in music.
In fact their is a bloke on the train who I want to beat to death.
Other than that it's a wonderful afternoon.
In fact there... not In fact their as per your second to last line!!
Toilets (notably in Brazil) that dont clearly indicate whether its the gents or the womens, then getting moaned and laughed at by some local women mid pee because your in the wrong toilet!!
Thinking you need a dump yet when you get to the toilet its just a false alarm with a few wet farts!! And then walking out to find Dave Mehmet at the hand drier
Blokes who spend f*****g ages drying their hands on the driers in pubs while you stand there like a lemon with water dripping off you. How f*****g dry do you have to be, you've already blasted one layer of skin off while I've been here.
Maybe I'm just an impatient bastard.
Impatient people who fidget around behind me while I am drying my hands
Early morining shopping in selfridges, doesn't open until 9.30. Wife says "why don't we go for a coffee in a place just off regent street. My first thought was "no I can't go down there incase I see Colin" - it's annoying that Colin is now not only impacting my virtual world.
Early morining shopping in selfridges, doesn't open until 9.30. Wife says "why don't we go for a coffee in a place just off regent street. My first thought was "no I can't go down there, in case I see Colin" - it's annoying that Colin is now not only impacting my virtual world.
Another 1st world problem, you wanna try slummin it in France pal. FFS
Starting at a new office today, for a couple of months most likely... Its not even 9 and Ive fallen out of my chair. Slippy bloody floor.
On the plus side, you can never demonstrate your incompetence too early... Expectations well and truly managed.
How the hell do you fall out of a chair?
Polished floor, and an office chair that actually has working wheels.. I've plonked my arse on the edge, whilst rummaging through my bag - meanwhile the chair decided it had other plans.
Starting at a new office today, for a couple of months most likely... Its not even 9 and Ive fallen out of my chair. Slippy bloody floor.
On the plus side, you can never demonstrate your incompetence too early... Expectations well and truly managed.
LuckyReds said: » show previous quotes If the Valiants were representing Charlton, does that mean the Uni of Greenwich were representing homophob... I almost fell out of my chair on that one.
How weird. SD says to you on the Charlton v Homophobia thread last night that "I almost fell out of my chair on that one."
Starting at a new office today, for a couple of months most likely... Its not even 9 and Ive fallen out of my chair. Slippy bloody floor.
On the plus side, you can never demonstrate your incompetence too early... Expectations well and truly managed.
LuckyReds said: » show previous quotes If the Valiants were representing Charlton, does that mean the Uni of Greenwich were representing homophob... I almost fell out of my chair on that one.
How weird. SD says to you on the Charlton v Homophobia thread last night that "I almost fell out of my chair on that one."
Starting at a new office today, for a couple of months most likely... Its not even 9 and Ive fallen out of my chair. Slippy bloody floor.
On the plus side, you can never demonstrate your incompetence too early... Expectations well and truly managed.
LuckyReds said: » show previous quotes If the Valiants were representing Charlton, does that mean the Uni of Greenwich were representing homophob... I almost fell out of my chair on that one.
How weird. SD says to you on the Charlton v Homophobia thread last night that "I almost fell out of my chair on that one."
Early morining shopping in selfridges, doesn't open until 9.30. Wife says "why don't we go for a coffee in a place just off regent street. My first thought was "no I can't go down there incase I see Colin" - it's annoying that Colin is now not only impacting my virtual world.
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Fucking mook!
If they are using contactless then I cannot see a problem, quicker than paying in cash.
Bellends that walk along using hands free.
Mobile phone users on the train who say "sorry on the train so can't talk to loudly" well you are mate because i can here you from half way down the carriage and to be honest I don't give a shit what your wife wants you to pick up from Waitrose.
Bellends who have the click sound activated on their phone.
Bellends who pretend to be on their phone and having a full blown conversation.... With......nobody because their phone rings.
People who wear headphones but have no concept that every body else can hear their shit taste in music.
In fact there is a bloke on the train who I want to beat to death.
Other than that it's a wonderful afternoon.
Maybe I'm just an impatient bastard.
you're not your in the last line...
On the plus side, you can never demonstrate your incompetence too early... Expectations well and truly managed.
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If the Valiants were representing Charlton, does that mean the Uni of Greenwich were representing homophob...
I almost fell out of my chair on that one.
How weird. SD says to you on the Charlton v Homophobia thread last night that "I almost fell out of my chair on that one."
Then 9 hours later you did.
Weird.