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  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    edited November 2016
    ForeverAddickted said:

    ricky_otto said:

    Mrs Otto going supermarket shopping and ignoring my request for Peroni and instead buying carlsberg.....

    She then says "well it's in a green bottle"

    And you have the CHEEK to mock US by saying we dont have our wives trained!!
    She's skating on very thin ice. She has since redeemed herself by passing the TV remote that was just out of my reach.
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    ricky_otto said:

    ForeverAddickted said:

    ricky_otto said:

    Mrs Otto going supermarket shopping and ignoring my request for Peroni and instead buying carlsberg.....

    She then says "well it's in a green bottle"

    And you have the CHEEK to mock US by saying we dont have our wives trained!!
    She's skating in very thin ice. She has since redeemed herself by passing the TV remote that was just out of my reach.
    it'd take a lot more that passing the remote for my mrs to redeem herself if she bought me carlsberg!

    i might give her a good shoeing tonight just thinking about it!
  • Addickted2TheReds
    Addickted2TheReds Posts: 7,735
    The new mentos advert.
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,892
    Buckingham Palace undergoing a £369 million refurbishment at taxpayer's cost.

    Just move to a nice bungalow on the coast like everyone else.
  • LawrieAbrahams
    LawrieAbrahams Posts: 3,779
    Or pay for it themselves ...
  • jonseventyfive
    jonseventyfive Posts: 3,353
    Emmerdale, unwatchable imo, her indoors loves it.
  • stackitsteve
    stackitsteve Posts: 12,102
    edited November 2016
    Twitter and social media is obviously a great tool for getting information out regarding missing people. No problem with that clearly....

    But who the fuck came up with the 3.2 seconds bullshit.

    Every tweet that someone is missing starts with "it takes 3.2 seconds to retweet"
    A) that's bollocks, it takes less than a second (it's one touch of the screen ffs) and B ) does it matter if it takes 2 seconds or 10 seconds. People will either retweet or not.
    I hope you find the missing person but stick your 3.2 seconds up your arse.
  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,334
    Stig said:

    When you're planning to do a job (either at home or at work) that will earn you some brownie points for being proactive and thoughtful, just before you start the boss (either your employer or the real boss) asks you do to do that very same thing. Suddenly your good intent is thrown out of the window and any action you take is relegated from being far sighted and independent to merely following orders.

    I think you are overlooking one thing, @Stig . I think it was the Men are from Mars book that said that brownie points do exist but they have no value whatsoever once earnt.
  • Gravesend_Addick
    Gravesend_Addick Posts: 7,299
    Spurs fans. Worst fans in the country in my opinion. Gobby as fuck when they win
  • soapboxsam
    soapboxsam Posts: 23,229
    "35 Sleeps till Christmas" WTF.

    Don't send me emails with this rubbish.

    I'm not a child sitting on Santa's Lap.
    Even if my daughter is going off to work in Lapland for six weeks as
    one of the Elves to entertain the kids.

    I'm a middle aged man with my future behind me.
    I don't believe in David Blaine from 2000 years ago.
    yes, i do still hope to pull a cracker !



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  • Fiiish
    Fiiish Posts: 7,998
    Parody news, with the notable exception of The Onion, which is genuinely very witty.

    The two main ones are Dailymash and Jonathan Pie. The former simply is not very funny, at all. The second isn't even parody or comedy, it is simply some toiletmouth intersplicing any headline story with four-letter words every other word.
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,154
    Fiiish said:

    Parody news, with the notable exception of The Onion, which is genuinely very witty.

    The two main ones are Dailymash and Jonathan Pie. The former simply is not very funny, at all. The second isn't even parody or comedy, it is simply some toiletmouth intersplicing any headline story with four-letter words every other word.

    I mostly like both, whilst understanding your opinion too, Fiiish. Yeah, I also know I'm a bit of an odd'n meself...
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,024
    Anyone who uses the phrase, 'it's what I call...' Stop being such a self-indulgent prick. Nobody cares what you call 'it', it's what everyone else calls 'it' that matters.
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    Stig said:

    Anyone who uses the phrase, 'it's what I call...' Stop being such a self-indulgent prick. Nobody cares what you call 'it', it's what everyone else calls 'it' that matters.

    Now this is what I call anger.

  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,628
    edited November 2016
    stackitsteve said:

    Adverts banging on about 'Black Friday deals' that last for 2 weeks.
    The point of the fuckwit idea is that its 1 day.
    Next year they'll be calling it Black Friday month.


    Some things need to be got out there.

  • LuckyReds
    LuckyReds Posts: 5,866
    That tweet brings me nicely on to something that annoys me: having a drawer full of receipts and needing to go through them and work out what's actually expensable.

    Dread to think how much last week cost in beer tokens.
  • Oh_Yoni_Boy
    Oh_Yoni_Boy Posts: 1,762
    Heard on the radio this morning that today is national "Hello" day. I just, I can't even start on how much that annoys me.
  • Bedsaddick
    Bedsaddick Posts: 24,740
    Oh_Yoni_Boy said:

    Heard on the radio this morning that today is national "Hello" day. I just, I can't even start on how much that annoys me.

    HELLO

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  • Ben18
    Ben18 Posts: 1,638
    edited November 2016
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    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,344
    Which of these is your favourite?

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  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,318
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  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    edited November 2016
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    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,318
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  • Oh_Yoni_Boy
    Oh_Yoni_Boy Posts: 1,762
    Just come back to have a nosey at this thread and got a legitimate "oh for fu-" out of me. Special mention to @ForeverAddickted

    Looking forward to tomorrow being 'national titties day', though.
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,980
    Companies that call you and when you ask what the call is in regard too, they ask you 'security' questions which you have to answer. How about you tell me what details you've got on file about me and i'll tell you if they are correct.
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    ValleyGary said:

    Companies that call you and when you ask what the call is in regard too, they ask you 'security' questions which you have to answer. How about you tell me what details you've got on file about me and i'll tell you if they are correct.

    Had the "legal secretary" call me a few weeks back about about the sale of my place .

    Me "Yellow"
    Her "I'm calling to speak to Mr i_b_b_o_r_g please?"
    Me "Shpeaking"
    Her "I'm calling regarding the sale of ** Peacock Street"
    Me "Yeah"
    Her "Before we go any further can I ask you to confirm your name and first line of the address"
  • 1StevieG
    1StevieG Posts: 10,964
    Twats that park on the double yellows on the corner of the industrial estate off Anchor and Hope lane blocking left hand lane of traffic leading onto the the roundabout. I have one word for them - Selfish C****.
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