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  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    When the dishwasher tablet doesn't come out the tray, and so the food is heat cured into the crockery and cutlery. The tablet then makes a last ditch bid for freedom and lies in the bottom of the dishwasher like E.T. when he was in the ditch. It then crumbles when you try to retrieve it
  • AddickUpNorth
    AddickUpNorth Posts: 8,325
    Dishwashers. What's wrong with Fairy liquid and a bit of elbow grease?
  • charltonkeston
    charltonkeston Posts: 7,362
    AddickUpNorth said:

    Dishwashers. What's wrong with Fairy liquid and a bit of elbow grease?

    Two things, elbow grease and Fairy Liquid. So third world.
    I hate washing up and could never do it as well as a machine.
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,318
    charltonkeston said:

    AddickUpNorth said:

    Dishwashers. What's wrong with Fairy liquid and a bit of elbow grease?

    Two things, elbow grease and Fairy Liquid. So third world.
    I hate washing up and could never do it as well as a machine.
    Dont you have a wife for those things?
  • Powell Is Pleasant
    Powell Is Pleasant Posts: 1,443
    ForeverAddickted said:

    charltonkeston said:

    AddickUpNorth said:

    Dishwashers. What's wrong with Fairy liquid and a bit of elbow grease?

    Two things, elbow grease and Fairy Liquid. So third world.
    I hate washing up and could never do it as well as a machine.
    Dont you have a wife for those things?
    That's his nickname for her.
  • charltonkeston
    charltonkeston Posts: 7,362
    Powell Is Pleasant said:

    ForeverAddickted said:

    charltonkeston said:

    AddickUpNorth said:

    Dishwashers. What's wrong with Fairy liquid and a bit of elbow grease?

    Two things, elbow grease and Fairy Liquid. So third world.
    I hate washing up and could never do it as well as a machine.
    Dont you have a wife for those things?
    That's his nickname for her.
    Its ok for you two to be brave but I'm the one who has live with her. If I started calling her names it would be very likely I would have to learn how to use the kettle, toaster and all those other kitchen appliances that are traditionally the domain of women and a mystery to men.
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,892
    When you stop in your car and your view of traffic coming from the right is obscured by a well established bush.

    You have to edge out at the same time as leaning forward but your seat belt won't loosen at the top and you end up rocking backwards and forwards in an effort to try and release it, making yourself look like a mad man behind the wheel in the process.
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,892
    Trying to untangle fairy lights.
  • cantersaddick
    cantersaddick Posts: 16,914
    When there was is no possible diagram or chart that can explain a concept but you have to explain it on a poster.

    How the fuck am I supposed to do that without using loads of words and therefore making it look shite.
  • cantersaddick
    cantersaddick Posts: 16,914
    Infact scrap that last one.

    People that think they will try and be 'modern' and so decide posters is the best way to judge someones understanding of a complex economic concept.
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  • FORD
    FORD Posts: 627
    Nothing in life annoys me more than those council toilet push taps where you have to push the top to start the water and then as soon as you attempt to wash your hands they switch off.

    What nutcase invented those crazy things....how do I was my hands properly with them?

    Thankfully they are dying out but you still encounter them every now and then in old council toilets.
  • bellz2002
    bellz2002 Posts: 1,361
    FORD said:

    Nothing in life annoys me more than those council toilet push taps where you have to push the top to start the water and then as soon as you attempt to wash your hands they switch off.

    What nutcase invented those crazy things....how do I was my hands properly with them?

    Thankfully they are dying out but you still encounter them every now and then in old council toilets.

    And on the trains.
  • LuckyReds
    LuckyReds Posts: 5,866
    edited December 2016
    Today I'm one of those wankers commuting with hand luggage on wheels, albeit because the company I'm working for can't be assed booking decent flights - and are miking me for every second they can.

    But.. why would ANYONE choose to commute like this? I gave up with wheels and I'm carrying the fecker by the handle. Yet I still see people wheeling their shit along.

    You constantly worry about tripping people up. It's a hassle to drag when compared to over the shoulder. Nobody needs that much storage for sitting in an office. You feel reluctant to squeeze on trains and stuff because its impractical; Ive skipped two trains and a tube FFS.

    I now think that people who take luggage to work are bigger tossers than I did before. I kinda expected to get a bit of sympathy for the gits.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,599
    LuckyReds said:

    Today I'm one of those wankers commuting with hand luggage on wheels, albeit because the company I'm working for can't be assed booking decent flights - and are miking me for every second they can.

    But.. why would ANYONE choose to commute like this? I gave up with wheels and I'm carrying the fecker by the handle. Yet I still see people wheeling their shit along.

    You constantly worry about tripping people up. It's a hassle to drag when compared to over the shoulder. Nobody needs that much storage for sitting in an office. You feel reluctant to squeeze on trains and stuff because its impractical; Ive skipped two trains and a tube FFS.

    I now think that people who take luggage to work are bigger tossers than I did before. I kinda expected to get a bit of sympathy for the gits.

    Luggage wankers
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    The bellowing out of women's daytime tele in the background when I'm working from home
  • Fiiish
    Fiiish Posts: 7,998
    i_b_b_o_r_g said:

    The bellowing out of women's daytime tele in the background when I'm working from home

    Handy tip if you want a telly to be quiet.

    1) Start a phone conversation in a different room on a cordless telephone.

    2) Walk into the room with the telly in it.

    3) Turn off the telly.

    4) Sit on the sofa, wait for everyone else to leave.

    Works every time for certain members of my family.
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    I'd just throw it out the window, but it keeps her quiet. Best of 2 evils
  • NomadicAddick
    NomadicAddick Posts: 2,114
    edited December 2016
    Garth Crooks refusing to use an editor for his BBC team of the week despite mistake after mistake.

    This week he has written 3 paragraphs on David Luiz's pass to Costa for Chelsea's goal in which he likens Luiz to the late Bobby Moore.

    The pass was played by Cesc Fabregas.
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    LuckyReds said:

    Today I'm one of those wankers commuting with hand luggage on wheels, albeit because the company I'm working for can't be assed booking decent flights - and are miking me for every second they can.

    But.. why would ANYONE choose to commute like this? I gave up with wheels and I'm carrying the fecker by the handle. Yet I still see people wheeling their shit along.

    You constantly worry about tripping people up. It's a hassle to drag when compared to over the shoulder. Nobody needs that much storage for sitting in an office. You feel reluctant to squeeze on trains and stuff because its impractical; Ive skipped two trains and a tube FFS.

    I now think that people who take luggage to work are bigger tossers than I did before. I kinda expected to get a bit of sympathy for the gits.

    that's where you are going wrong mate, the regular users couldn't give a shit.
  • cafcnick1992
    cafcnick1992 Posts: 7,413
    I cannot stand anyone who enjoys watersports. Particularly surfing.
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  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,892
    The lack of water skiing coverage on the TV these days.
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,419
    edited December 2016
    Vets that appear to booking their holidays or buying a car on the strength of my dogs visit. Operation to remove benign lump on Baileys back.
    Vet one.... £1100
    Vet two.....£900
    Vet three.....£300 neg and we sit down and do what is right for the dog not what suits the vet.
  • Addickted2TheReds
    Addickted2TheReds Posts: 7,735
    FORD said:

    Nothing in life annoys me more than those council toilet push taps where you have to push the top to start the water and then as soon as you attempt to wash your hands they switch off.

    What nutcase invented those crazy things....how do I was my hands properly with them?

    Thankfully they are dying out but you still encounter them every now and then in old council toilets.

    https://youtu.be/QhoHcPH7aWA
  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,172
    T.C.E said:

    Vets that appear to booking their holidays or buying a car on the strength of my dogs visit. Operation to remove benign lump on Baileys back.
    Vet one.... £1100
    Vet two.....£900
    Vet three.....£300 neg and we sit down and do what is right for the dog not what suits the vet.

    This, this, this.
    My local vets have all their surgery signs carved out of metal plate, it must of cost a fortune, they've just had a massive extension to the surgery, all paid for by me (probably)!
  • RodneyCharltonTrotta
    RodneyCharltonTrotta Posts: 14,827
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    cafcnick1992 said:

    I cannot stand anyone who enjoys watersports.

    Wouldn't piss on them if they were on fire.
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,153
    Creepyaddick not being allowed to go to football on boxing day... :wink:
  • cantersaddick
    cantersaddick Posts: 16,914
    People who get pets and then complain about the vets bill! ;)

    If you're getting an animal at least do your research first! :p
  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,172
    cantersaddick said:

    People who get pets and then complain about the vets bill! ;)

    If you're getting an animal at least do your research first! :p

    Brilliant comedy.
  • cantersaddick
    cantersaddick Posts: 16,914
    Greenie said:

    cantersaddick said:

    People who get pets and then complain about the vets bill! ;)

    If you're getting an animal at least do your research first! :p

    Brilliant comedy.
    Ohh I see the fashion police has rebranded as the comedy police.
  • cantersaddick
    cantersaddick Posts: 16,914
    Is there a 'Greenie's guide to everything' so I know what I am and am not allowed to do/say/wear?
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