Bar hangers in pubs when the pub is busy. Basically people who have their drink at the bar while not being served when the pub is. As a barkeeper or pub manager when the pub is busy I would say once you have been served please move away from the bar area to somewhere else in the pub so we can serve other punters more easily and when you require another drink come back then.
The wife yesterday when she thought I was going to toot the motor in front for parking in the middle of the road. She did have a point though it was a private ambulance. Thank f@ck she said you do know what that is?
From time to time when I've been inebriated I may be chewing a bird's face off on a night out say. However I can't stand public displays of affection. Even more so when I'm in the gym. The bloke is in between his set on the free bar bench, resting, his bird comes over for some drawn out snogging and to say goodbye. Presumably they're going to see one another at home anyway.
It made me sick. I felt like smashing a 20 plate over the top of their heads to break it up
Some eerie geezer in the gym tonight. Was hiding behind the machines staring at me working out. Missus came over to comment on it and gave me a peck on the cheek goodbye and the bloke started going bright red and breathing so deeply, the whole weights room could hear it.
He scurried away unsuccessfully trying to shield the sorrowful semi his lycra shorts were failing to appropriately conceal, muttering something about smashing 20 plates of ice cream back to numb that forever alone feeling.
Takes all sorts at gyms nowadays. and the gym staff chased him out. Managed to catch sight of his name sewn onto the back of his gym tshirt as he was fleeing....it said Caddles.
Thought of an awesome present for my wife for Christmas (We gave each other £40 as a budget to get whatever we wanted).
She's just been given her Secret Santa present at work, she loves it and its the exact same thing I was going to buy her myself... Instead I'm now back to the drawing board!!!
Fraught with danger buying household goods. In my early twenties my girlfriend of the time was doing up her bedroom (she lived st home still) and there was a particular wardrobe she wanted to complete a set but could afford it. I got it for Xmas and she seemed pleased until months later during a row about not appreciating her she screamed ' if I meant so much to you, you wouldn't have bought me a fucking cupboard for Christmas '
Thought of an awesome present for my wife for Christmas (We gave each other £40 as a budget to get whatever we wanted).
She's just been given her Secret Santa present at work, she loves it and its the exact same thing I was going to buy her myself... Instead I'm now back to the drawing board!!!
Fraught with danger buying household goods. In my early twenties my girlfriend of the time was doing up her bedroom (she lived st home still) and there was a particular wardrobe she wanted to complete a set but could afford it. I got it for Xmas and she seemed pleased until months later during a row about not appreciating her she screamed ' if I meant so much to you, you wouldn't have bought me a fucking cupboard for Christmas '
You should have just locked her in the cupboard after that outburst.
Thought of an awesome present for my wife for Christmas (We gave each other £40 as a budget to get whatever we wanted).
She's just been given her Secret Santa present at work, she loves it and its the exact same thing I was going to buy her myself... Instead I'm now back to the drawing board!!!
Fraught with danger buying household goods. In my early twenties my girlfriend of the time was doing up her bedroom (she lived st home still) and there was a particular wardrobe she wanted to complete a set but could afford it. I got it for Xmas and she seemed pleased until months later during a row about not appreciating her she screamed ' if I meant so much to you, you wouldn't have bought me a fucking cupboard for Christmas '
Don't you know? Never buy them something they actually need for Christmas/birthday. It never goes down well.
Thought of an awesome present for my wife for Christmas (We gave each other £40 as a budget to get whatever we wanted).
She's just been given her Secret Santa present at work, she loves it and its the exact same thing I was going to buy her myself... Instead I'm now back to the drawing board!!!
Fraught with danger buying household goods. In my early twenties my girlfriend of the time was doing up her bedroom (she lived st home still) and there was a particular wardrobe she wanted to complete a set but could afford it. I got it for Xmas and she seemed pleased until months later during a row about not appreciating her she screamed ' if I meant so much to you, you wouldn't have bought me a fucking cupboard for Christmas '
Don't you know? Never buy them something they actually need for Christmas/birthday. It never goes down well.
I always bought my ex the same things for Christmas, a pair of slippers and a dildo. My logic being if she didn't like the slippers she could go F**k herself.
Cars that are parked up on the side of the road yet leave their headlights on...
Makes it really difficult to judge the gap past them in the road and if they're round the corner in a road where one car has to give way it makes it risky whether its safe to advance or whether you run the risk of having a full on collision with an actual car coming in the opposite direction
when some fans try and label the derby against millwall as there cup final, for me its the biggest game of our season and i would be over the moon if we beat them at there place, weve hardly had much to shout about of late.
Why I leave everything to the last minute which then has a knock on effect to me leaving things to the last minute. Does anyone else duffer suffer from this
Sitting in my GF's bedroom in Crystal Palace and hearing their equaliser go in against United followed by that shit "that's the way we like it" song ...
Thought of an awesome present for my wife for Christmas (We gave each other £40 as a budget to get whatever we wanted).
She's just been given her Secret Santa present at work, she loves it and its the exact same thing I was going to buy her myself... Instead I'm now back to the drawing board!!!
Fraught with danger buying household goods. In my early twenties my girlfriend of the time was doing up her bedroom (she lived st home still) and there was a particular wardrobe she wanted to complete a set but could afford it. I got it for Xmas and she seemed pleased until months later during a row about not appreciating her she screamed ' if I meant so much to you, you wouldn't have bought me a fucking cupboard for Christmas '
Same happened to me in my 20s when I bought my girlfriend a cupboard. What made it worse she left for me for my friend, Chester Drawes.
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She did have a point though it was a private ambulance.
Thank f@ck she said you do know what that is?
It made me sick. I felt like smashing a 20 plate over the top of their heads to break it up
He scurried away unsuccessfully trying to shield the sorrowful semi his lycra shorts were failing to appropriately conceal, muttering something about smashing 20 plates of ice cream back to numb that forever alone feeling.
Takes all sorts at gyms nowadays. and the gym staff chased him out. Managed to catch sight of his name sewn onto the back of his gym tshirt as he was fleeing....it said Caddles.
"The Scarlets hold the unique values of rugby union in the highest regard.
"Our players are all aware of their responsibility as role models and custodians of those values.
"We unreservedly condemn any foul or abusive language or actions like those displayed by James Davies on Sunday."
puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuke
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Scarlets say they will comply fully with "disciplinary procedures" and conduct an internal investigation into the incident.
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Scarlets flanker James Davies has apologised for his "unforgiveable actions"
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puke
Have never lost a phone, didn't insure it like a cocky git and got what I asked for really.
Gutted.
Makes it really difficult to judge the gap past them in the road and if they're round the corner in a road where one car has to give way it makes it risky whether its safe to advance or whether you run the risk of having a full on collision with an actual car coming in the opposite direction
I'm hoping somebody puts it on charge but it's been two days now and no such luck.
I lost it in Brighton.
What utter bollocks
Does anyone else duffer suffer from this
A more unscrupulous person would insure it then lose it in a months time ....
You have to type in a code into the phone to get a number unfortunately.
Grrr.
All is well