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  • Leuth
    Leuth Posts: 23,314
    In a statement, the player said: "I would like to apologise to my team-mates, the fans, the Scarlets, my family and the rugby community."

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    Scarlets say they will comply fully with "disciplinary procedures" and conduct an internal investigation into the incident.

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    Scarlets flanker James Davies has apologised for his "unforgiveable actions"

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    puke
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,849
    edited December 2016

    Thought of an awesome present for my wife for Christmas (We gave each other £40 as a budget to get whatever we wanted).

    She's just been given her Secret Santa present at work, she loves it and its the exact same thing I was going to buy her myself... Instead I'm now back to the drawing board!!!

    Fraught with danger buying household goods. In my early twenties my girlfriend of the time was doing up her bedroom (she lived st home still) and there was a particular wardrobe she wanted to complete a set but could afford it. I got it for Xmas and she seemed pleased until months later during a row about not appreciating her she screamed ' if I meant so much to you, you wouldn't have bought me a fucking cupboard for Christmas '
  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,225
    Maybe she wanted a tallboy?
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    MrOneLung said:

    Thought of an awesome present for my wife for Christmas (We gave each other £40 as a budget to get whatever we wanted).

    She's just been given her Secret Santa present at work, she loves it and its the exact same thing I was going to buy her myself... Instead I'm now back to the drawing board!!!

    Fraught with danger buying household goods. In my early twenties my girlfriend of the time was doing up her bedroom (she lived st home still) and there was a particular wardrobe she wanted to complete a set but could afford it. I got it for Xmas and she seemed pleased until months later during a row about not appreciating her she screamed ' if I meant so much to you, you wouldn't have bought me a fucking cupboard for Christmas '
    You should have just locked her in the cupboard after that outburst.
  • MrOneLung said:

    Thought of an awesome present for my wife for Christmas (We gave each other £40 as a budget to get whatever we wanted).

    She's just been given her Secret Santa present at work, she loves it and its the exact same thing I was going to buy her myself... Instead I'm now back to the drawing board!!!

    Fraught with danger buying household goods. In my early twenties my girlfriend of the time was doing up her bedroom (she lived st home still) and there was a particular wardrobe she wanted to complete a set but could afford it. I got it for Xmas and she seemed pleased until months later during a row about not appreciating her she screamed ' if I meant so much to you, you wouldn't have bought me a fucking cupboard for Christmas '
    Don't you know? Never buy them something they actually need for Christmas/birthday. It never goes down well.
  • JWADDICK
    JWADDICK Posts: 846

    MrOneLung said:

    Thought of an awesome present for my wife for Christmas (We gave each other £40 as a budget to get whatever we wanted).

    She's just been given her Secret Santa present at work, she loves it and its the exact same thing I was going to buy her myself... Instead I'm now back to the drawing board!!!

    Fraught with danger buying household goods. In my early twenties my girlfriend of the time was doing up her bedroom (she lived st home still) and there was a particular wardrobe she wanted to complete a set but could afford it. I got it for Xmas and she seemed pleased until months later during a row about not appreciating her she screamed ' if I meant so much to you, you wouldn't have bought me a fucking cupboard for Christmas '
    Don't you know? Never buy them something they actually need for Christmas/birthday. It never goes down well.
    I always bought my ex the same things for Christmas, a pair of slippers and a dildo. My logic being if she didn't like the slippers she could go F**k herself.
  • Losing my brand new phone 2 weeks into a 24 month contract.

    Have never lost a phone, didn't insure it like a cocky git and got what I asked for really.

    Gutted.
  • Losing my brand new phone 2 weeks into a 24 month contract.

    Have never lost a phone, didn't insure it like a cocky git and got what I asked for really.

    Gutted.

    Where did you lose it? - Can you not try to ring it and hope a friendly soul answers?
  • Cars that are parked up on the side of the road yet leave their headlights on...

    Makes it really difficult to judge the gap past them in the road and if they're round the corner in a road where one car has to give way it makes it risky whether its safe to advance or whether you run the risk of having a full on collision with an actual car coming in the opposite direction
  • Losing my brand new phone 2 weeks into a 24 month contract.

    Have never lost a phone, didn't insure it like a cocky git and got what I asked for really.

    Gutted.

    Where did you lose it? - Can you not try to ring it and hope a friendly soul answers?
    It was out of battery when I lost it :(

    I'm hoping somebody puts it on charge but it's been two days now and no such luck.

    I lost it in Brighton.
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  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491

    Losing my brand new phone 2 weeks into a 24 month contract.

    Have never lost a phone, didn't insure it like a cocky git and got what I asked for really.

    Gutted.

    Where did you lose it? - Can you not try to ring it and hope a friendly soul answers?
    It was out of battery when I lost it :(

    I'm hoping somebody puts it on charge but it's been two days now and no such luck.

    I lost it in Brighton.
    doubt they can get a signal with the phone up their bum
  • Losing my brand new phone 2 weeks into a 24 month contract.

    Have never lost a phone, didn't insure it like a cocky git and got what I asked for really.

    Gutted.

    Where did you lose it? - Can you not try to ring it and hope a friendly soul answers?
    It was out of battery when I lost it :(

    I'm hoping somebody puts it on charge but it's been two days now and no such luck.

    I lost it in Brighton.
    doubt they can get a signal with the phone up their bum
    A classic
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948

    Losing my brand new phone 2 weeks into a 24 month contract.

    Have never lost a phone, didn't insure it like a cocky git and got what I asked for really.

    Gutted.

    Where did you lose it? - Can you not try to ring it and hope a friendly soul answers?
    It was out of battery when I lost it :(

    I'm hoping somebody puts it on charge but it's been two days now and no such luck.

    I lost it in Brighton.
    doubt they can get a signal with the phone up their bum
    Has Ashley Cole of Jermain Jenus got it then?
  • palarsehater
    palarsehater Posts: 12,296
    when some fans try and label the derby against millwall as there cup final, for me its the biggest game of our season and i would be over the moon if we beat them at there place, weve hardly had much to shout about of late.
  • Bedsaddick
    Bedsaddick Posts: 24,736
    The advert where the Muslim Cleric and Priest buy knee pads for each other .
    What utter bollocks
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491

    The advert where the Muslim Cleric and Priest buy knee pads for each other .
    What utter bollocks

    well you dont want sore knees when sucking off alter boys/impressionable local youths
  • clb74
    clb74 Posts: 10,824
    Why I leave everything to the last minute which then has a knock on effect to me leaving things to the last minute.
    Does anyone else duffer suffer from this
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,849

    Losing my brand new phone 2 weeks into a 24 month contract.

    Have never lost a phone, didn't insure it like a cocky git and got what I asked for really.

    Gutted.

    Where did you lose it? - Can you not try to ring it and hope a friendly soul answers?
    It was out of battery when I lost it :(

    I'm hoping somebody puts it on charge but it's been two days now and no such luck.

    I lost it in Brighton.
    I

    A more unscrupulous person would insure it then lose it in a months time ....

  • MrOneLung said:

    Losing my brand new phone 2 weeks into a 24 month contract.

    Have never lost a phone, didn't insure it like a cocky git and got what I asked for really.

    Gutted.

    Where did you lose it? - Can you not try to ring it and hope a friendly soul answers?
    It was out of battery when I lost it :(

    I'm hoping somebody puts it on charge but it's been two days now and no such luck.

    I lost it in Brighton.
    I

    A more unscrupulous person would insure it then lose it in a months time ....

    Haha.

    You have to type in a code into the phone to get a number unfortunately.
  • Sitting in my GF's bedroom in Crystal Palace and hearing their equaliser go in against United followed by that shit "that's the way we like it" song ...

    Grrr.
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  • The advert where the Muslim Cleric and Priest buy knee pads for each other .
    What utter bollocks

    Absolutely. A RC priest drinking tea, utterly ridiculous...
  • Discreetly bcc'ing someone into a sensitive email and then they immediately 'reply all'.
  • MrOneLung said:

    Thought of an awesome present for my wife for Christmas (We gave each other £40 as a budget to get whatever we wanted).

    She's just been given her Secret Santa present at work, she loves it and its the exact same thing I was going to buy her myself... Instead I'm now back to the drawing board!!!

    Fraught with danger buying household goods. In my early twenties my girlfriend of the time was doing up her bedroom (she lived st home still) and there was a particular wardrobe she wanted to complete a set but could afford it. I got it for Xmas and she seemed pleased until months later during a row about not appreciating her she screamed ' if I meant so much to you, you wouldn't have bought me a fucking cupboard for Christmas '
    Same happened to me in my 20s when I bought my girlfriend a cupboard. What made it worse she left for me for my friend, Chester Drawes.
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    Finding your Christmas parcel in the wheelie bin. Turns out that yodel delivered it toba neighbour, and didn't say which. We subsequently found out which neighbour, so we know who put the parcel in the bin. By extension, I now know who is going to be delivered an envelope full of flaming cat shit
  • ross1
    ross1 Posts: 50,974
    While watching Liverpool last night, I noticed when they scored Klopp kept hugging their coach Zeljko Buvac, who looks like Thomas Driesen, or am I just getting weird about this person in our club
  • clb74
    clb74 Posts: 10,824
    Budgies f%cking chirping thing only does it to wind me up
    Do animals know you don't like them.
    Had to pop next door last night bloody cat licking my legs wanted to punt the thing.
  • clb74 said:

    Budgies f%cking chirping thing only does it to wind me up
    Do animals know you don't like them.
    Had to pop next door last night bloody cat licking my legs wanted to punt the thing.


    Never wear skirts around cats.
  • Being laid up with some horrible bastard virus on your birthday. Feel like death.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,598

    Being laid up with some horrible bastard virus on your birthday. Feel like death.

    Same here mate. Had the bloody thing for ages. Thought I'd shifted it but it's back with a vengeance. Typically, I'm on leave as well. Coughed my guts up at my daughters school Christmas show this morning and am due to see the new Star Wars film tomorrow.

    Happy birthday BTW.
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