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Things you can say whilst making sweet lurve or while watching a game at The Valley

thai malaysia addick
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Sorry to copy the idea but there's some fertile minds out there.......
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The grass needs cutting10
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We need someone playing in the hole0
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You've missed the target completely.0
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I'll give it 5 more minutes then I'm off1
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I'm getting bored now.1
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This is the worst afternoon of my entire life...4
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Is this vegetarian?0
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I paid £25 for an hour and a half of pleasure and ended up feeling totally humiliated!14
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Half time can't come soon enough0
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The flag's up0
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I'm getting a bit bored of this. Shall we see if it's any more exciting on the sofa?7
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Bauer just got sent off0
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Please stop rubbing this s*** in my face.5
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I know there's less in than you'd hope1
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It's a shame Roland can't be bothered to come along and watch.16
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Why do I bother0
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I can see this being abandoned9
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His legs have gone6
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Okay, okay, I admit this has been a pretty unpleasant experience for quite some time, but I'm sure if we just take a look at this new website it'll solve all of our problems.10
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Not staying for the finish......
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He's way too small.0
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Does he pass the height test?0
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Did you bring a cardigan?1
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When the red red robin comes bob bob bobbin' along along
There'll be no more sobbin' when he starts throbbin' his old sweet song.0 -
Right then big mouth, let's finish this in the Makro car park1
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The reason they sound like they're having all the fun is because they have much better acoustics!2
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This is shite, you're rubbish. Waste of money.0
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All the lads are going to be making fun of me for this on Monday.0
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That was wonderful. Fancy a fag in the bogs?0