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Things you can say whilst making sweet lurve or while watching a game at The Valley

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  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,344
    We've slipped through their defences again only to fudge it.
  • AdTheAddicK
    AdTheAddicK Posts: 3,379
    You'll have to bring your mum to come and watch next time.
  • eaststandmike
    eaststandmike Posts: 14,956
    Excuse me pal, that's my spot
  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    Into the Valley....
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    What a fucking waste of money, I'm going down the pub
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,821
    Portsmouth have brought a few...
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,821
    Me: Look to your left, I think that's @Henry Irving

    Her: Bet he's not paid for a ticket again
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    edited July 2017
    Her - this is boring
    Me - pass me the flask
    Her - can we go yet
    Me - pass me my blanket
    Her - It's 30 degrees
    Me - go and get me 14 chips
    Her - can we go yet
    Me - let's give it another 15 mins
    Her - The game starts in 20 min though
    Me - yeah, I know but there is a train passing through the level crossing at 3.05 and I haven't got its number yet.
    Her -awwww look at that cute little mascot
    Me - that's not a mascot it's @ElfsborgAddick
    Her - looks at that disgusting man over there, with his hands down his trousers.
    Me - That's @DaveMehmet
    Her - this place is full of weirdos
    Me - pass me my pencil case.
  • Simonsen
    Simonsen Posts: 5,498
    You never beat the first man......
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    edited July 2017
    I can't believe he let him come inside him. Mind you, it was Messi.
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  • The Red Robin
    The Red Robin Posts: 26,126
    Time to pull out Roland
  • addickfanatic
    addickfanatic Posts: 1,113
    I pay 22 quid and that's what I get for my money again!
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,587
    Can you please stop reading the fucking programme and at least look like you're enjoying it.
  • addickfanatic
    addickfanatic Posts: 1,113
    He should have pushed the ball round and slipped it through the legs
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,832
    Time to change ends
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,832
    Wait! First show me your covered end.
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    Pointing to centre circle - "that's the spot over there where I shagged your sister one night"
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    edited July 2017
    .
  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,332
    The lino looks uncomfortable
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    Lovely ball control, and just look at the penetration in the box.
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  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,821
    You can barely touch 'em these days...
  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,332
    Keep it tight
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,587
    Back of the net
  • Mr. Happy
    Mr. Happy Posts: 653
    Your going home in a *****ing ambulance.
  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,332
    Looks like a drop ball
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,587
    'Ave it!
  • cafcfan
    cafcfan Posts: 11,198
    What happened to your erection?
    Sorry, no teak, honey.
    Did you know that's an anagram of Tony Keohane?
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    edited July 2017
    Head injury.

    Her - looks like's there is some blood coming from the gash.
    Me - I think I'll head down The Millers tonight.
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,890
    Why do we bother?

    Same bloody thing every week, a lack of penetration and no end product.
  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,332
    They think it's all over. It is now.

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