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  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,973
    Kirsty Gallagher
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    Weapon for sure
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,593
    ValleyGary said:

    Kirsty Gallagher

    My wife just said that she didn’t think she was dressed properly for a football match. My comment that “she fucking looks ok to me” didn’t go down too well.
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    And then there were none. The last one fledged just as I checked on am about 15 minutes ago -

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  • To_Be_Franck
    To_Be_Franck Posts: 1,095
    i_b_b_o_r_g said:

    And then there were none. The last one fledged just as I checked on am about 15 minutes ago -

    image

    Is fledged French for 'marinated' ?
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    To_Be_Franck said:

    i_b_b_o_r_g said:

    And then there were none. The last one fledged just as I checked on am about 15 minutes ago -

    image

    Is fledged French for 'marinated' ?
    Fledged = feltch
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,291
    The side street where I park my car in the morning has these four bays at the bottom of the road, always occupied which means I cant park on the yellow lines down there from 8am - 6:30pm

    Means I have to park further up the road yet the yellow lines stipulate that one side of the road is 11am till noon, the other side of the road is from 1pm - 2pm, means I park that side of the road until 12, and then go back to the car @ lunch to move it to the other side of the road and so avoid getting a parking ticket

    Been doing that for three months yet this morning. one of the four bays was empty... Means I dont have to move the car at lunch, means I dont have to walk up a pretty steep hill twice, means I've half the walking distance back to the car @ 5pm
  • lordromford
    lordromford Posts: 7,778
    After hearing rumours for a few days that there would be no public holidays here in Dubai for eid this year, finally getting official notice that we’ve got a four day weekend for eid this weekend.
    Off Thursday through to Sunday.
    Get. In.
    :smiley:
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    lordromford said:

    After hearing rumours for a few days that there would be no public holidays here in Dubai for eid this year, finally getting official notice that we’ve got a four day weekend for eid this weekend.
    Off Thursday through to Sunday.
    Get. In.
    :smiley:

    You get a holiday for East India Dock ?
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,021
    cafcdave123 said:

    lordromford said:

    After hearing rumours for a few days that there would be no public holidays here in Dubai for eid this year, finally getting official notice that we’ve got a four day weekend for eid this weekend.
    Off Thursday through to Sunday.
    Get. In.
    :smiley:

    You get a holiday for East India Dock ?
    I thought it was for Evaluating an Interuterine Device.
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  • Six-a-bag-of-nuts
    Six-a-bag-of-nuts Posts: 8,127
    Fitting comfortably into a pair of 32" waist jeans.
    Six months ago I was struggling to fit into a 38" waist :smiley:
  • Fumbluff
    Fumbluff Posts: 10,125
    Having booked Monday off a long time ago assuming my poor fat knees will need some bed time to recover from the London-Brighton and realising it’s England’s first World Cup game too....that’ll do :smiley:
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,418
    Being told this morning, "I had you down for mid to late 40s".........
    I've never seen a labrador laugh as this ladies one did!! ;)
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,593
    T_C_E said:

    Being told this morning, "I had you down for mid to late 40s".........
    I've never seen a labrador laugh as this ladies one did!! ;)

    They were talking about when you were born mate.
  • AddickFC81
    AddickFC81 Posts: 4,053
    Putting another pair of trousers on you didn't wear the day before and finding £30 or £40 in the pocket.
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,418
    DaveMehmet said:

    T_C_E said:

    Being told this morning, "I had you down for mid to late 40s".........
    I've never seen a labrador laugh as this ladies one did!! ;)

    They were talking about when you were born mate.
    I knew you'd turn up when I posted that!! ;)
  • 1StevieG
    1StevieG Posts: 10,964
    Finishing at half 2 after a few sherbs and more cricket and football to look forward to for the next few days than you can shake a stick at.
  • ross1
    ross1 Posts: 50,974
    T_C_E said:

    Being told this morning, "I had you down for mid to late 40s".........
    I've never seen a labrador laugh as this ladies one did!! ;)

    While walking my dogs a lady stopped in front of me and said "aren't you handsome", then realised she was referring to one of my dogs
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,418
    Yep, had that too. :(
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,593
    Got home from work nice and early, tidied and cleaned the house. My fat arse is now ensconced on the sofa watching the WC with a cold beer while my wife is cooking one of her wicked chicken balti curries in the kitchen.
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  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 10,957
    ross1 said:

    T_C_E said:

    Being told this morning, "I had you down for mid to late 40s".........
    I've never seen a labrador laugh as this ladies one did!! ;)

    While walking my dogs a lady stopped in front of me and said "aren't you handsome", then realised she was referring to one of my dogs
    I was walking Idle jr's dog recently, and was told by a stranger 'I bet you wish you were in such good shape.'
    Bloody cheek.
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,291
    edited June 2018
    Built my own computer a few years ago... Due to cost limitations could only buy an i3 Processor

    Always wanted an i7 Processor from the start, finally got one today - Put it in my computer and god does it speed everything up... Love it!!!
  • NorthStandUltra
    NorthStandUltra Posts: 2,538
    DaveMehmet said:

    Got home from work nice and early, tidied and cleaned the house. My fat arse is now ensconced on the sofa watching the WC with a cold beer while my wife is cooking one of her wicked chicken balti curries in the kitchen.

    Hang on, the mans man of Charlton Life tidying & cleaning....... I’ve been wrong about you Sir
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,146
    NorthStandUltra said:

    DaveMehmet said:

    Got home from work nice and early, tidied and cleaned the house. My fat arse is now ensconced on the sofa watching the WC with a cold beer while my wife is cooking one of her wicked chicken balti curries in the kitchen.

    Hang on, the mans man of Charlton Life tidying & cleaning....... I’ve been wrong about you Sir
    He picked up a pair of his underpants from the bathroom floor and put them in the washing basket. Following that he blew some dust off the top of his beer can before cracking it open in front of the football...
  • 1StevieG
    1StevieG Posts: 10,964
    The smell of ones own parps....
  • RodneyCharltonTrotta
    RodneyCharltonTrotta Posts: 14,827
    The World Cup
  • happyvalley
    happyvalley Posts: 8,996
    The fact that Saudi Arabian women are now allowed to drive. They'll now be able to pick their husbands up from the pub.
  • CharltonKerry
    CharltonKerry Posts: 2,955
    Being married 40 years today,, ok surviving that long, oh and enjoying the two weeks of happiness in that time. But honestly it has been fun,
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,021
    Congratulations CharltonKerry!
  • Howells
    Howells Posts: 253
    Being asked for ID whilst buying some beer in Sainsbury's.
    A welcome request.

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