Attention: Please take a moment to consider our terms and conditions before posting.

General things that Annoy you

1…716717719721722…1005

Comments

  • buckshee
    buckshee Posts: 7,867
    People that leave their food rubbish in the cinema, pick it up and put it in the bin on the way out you fucking savages.
  • charltonJ
    charltonJ Posts: 521
    edited October 2018
    The price of food at the cinema. I normally leave the rubbish all over the gaff for a bit of pay back.
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,853
    iainment said:

    Stupid puns.

    That’s quite punderstandable.
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    Manchester Uni "banning" clapping

    And no, that isn't a story from The Daily Mash
  • iainment
    iainment Posts: 8,039
    i_b_b_o_r_g said:

    Manchester Uni "banning" clapping

    And no, that isn't a story from The Daily Mash

    It's not the Uni it's a suggestion from the Students Union.
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    iainment said:

    i_b_b_o_r_g said:

    Manchester Uni "banning" clapping

    And no, that isn't a story from The Daily Mash

    It's not the Uni it's a suggestion from the Students Union.
    That's okay then
  • rina
    rina Posts: 2,334
    and they haven't banned clapping at all, it was just wrongly reported in the media
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,599
    edited October 2018
    Royal Mail special d delaying the artex samples I sent off to the lab for asbestos testing which means I won't get the results until tomorrow at the earliest. Don't fret yourselves about me getting chest pains with worry .
  • Dippenhall
    Dippenhall Posts: 3,919
    Looking at wash basin with a pipe coming out of the wall looking for a button on the floor on the wall poking prodding and stroking it (the pipe) trying to get it to dispense some water. Just put a fecking tap handle on it.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,599
    Dippenhall said:

    Looking at wash basin with a pipe coming out of the wall looking for a button on the floor on the wall poking prodding and stroking it (the pipe) trying to get it to dispense some water. Just put a fecking tap handle on it.

    It's a urinal mate
  • Sponsored links:



  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,153
    rina said:

    and they haven't banned clapping at all, it was just wrongly reported in the media

    There's a surprise...
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    edited October 2018
    DaveMehmet said:

    Royal Mail special d delaying the artex samples I sent off to the lab for asbestos testing which means I won't get the results until tomorrow at the earliest. Don't fret yourselves about me getting chest pains with worry .

    Always happens when you're desperate for something to come mate doesnt it. Funny how bills always seem to arrive on time.
  • golfaddick
    golfaddick Posts: 33,627
    snowinberlin said:

    1st class carriages on suburban trains. Everyone crammed up by the doors with their faces against the glass while seats sit empty in case a person of more wealth wants to get on

    Just sit in 1st class & argue the toss later.

    power to the people

    up the revolution
  • Boom
    Boom Posts: 1,679
    When you quite clearly ask for a chicken donner and they give you the Nora batty lamb Donner and you don’t realise TIL you get it home
  • Boom
    Boom Posts: 1,679
    To be fair- it’s fuckin quality
  • eaststandmike
    eaststandmike Posts: 14,956
    People buying icy drinks in coffee shops. They take an age to make and hold up the people buying coffee. If you really want one of these drinks get your mummy or daddy to take you to a newsagents and buy you a slush puppy.
  • buckshee
    buckshee Posts: 7,867
    Simon Mayo is 60!

    image
  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 10,966
    buckshee said:

    Simon Mayo is 60!

    image

    I sort of want to flag this.
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,023
    eaststandmike said:

    People buying icy drinks in coffee shops. They take an age to make and hold up the people buying coffee. If you really want one of these drinks get your mummy or daddy to take you to a newsagents and buy you a slush puppy.

    People buying hot drinks in public houses. They take an age to make and hold up the people buying beer. If you really want one of these drinks get your daughter or carer to take you to a shop and buy you a jar of Maxwell House.
  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 10,966
    A second vote on EU membership being titled "a people's vote". Meaningless spin to make it sound as though the last one wasn't a vote by the people, and by implication is somehow invalid. Whatever your view, this type of language in politics really pisses me off, and seems designed to give the hard of understanding a catchy slogan to latch onto and repeat ad nauseam.
  • Sponsored links:



  • Croydon
    Croydon Posts: 12,728
    IdleHans said:

    A second vote on EU membership being titled "a people's vote". Meaningless spin to make it sound as though the last one wasn't a vote by the people, and by implication is somehow invalid. Whatever your view, this type of language in politics really pisses me off, and seems designed to give the hard of understanding a catchy slogan to latch onto and repeat ad nauseam.

    Well that's that then. This thread was fun while it lasted.
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    IdleHans said:

    A second vote on EU membership being titled "a people's vote". Meaningless spin to make it sound as though the last one wasn't a vote by the people, and by implication is somehow invalid. Whatever your view, this type of language in politics really pisses me off, and seems designed to give the hard of understanding a catchy slogan to latch onto and repeat ad nauseam.

    "people's" anything gets on my tits. Which people? Rarely me, because I'm such a rampant misanthropist.
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    i_b_b_o_r_g said:

    DaveMehmet said:

    Royal Mail special d delaying the artex samples I sent off to the lab for asbestos testing which means I won't get the results until tomorrow at the earliest. Don't fret yourselves about me getting chest pains with worry .

    Always happens when you're desperate for something to come mate doesnt it. Funny how bills always seem to arrive on time.
    I think his mate works in the sorting office
  • buckshee
    buckshee Posts: 7,867
    Working from home.

    I’ve got shit loads to do and just can’t get going.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,599
    buckshee said:

    Working from home.

    I’ve got shit loads to do and just can’t get going.

    Stop wan**ng and get on with it.
  • eaststandmike
    eaststandmike Posts: 14,956
    DaveMehmet said:

    buckshee said:

    Working from home.

    I’ve got shit loads to do and just can’t get going.

    Stop wan**ng and get on with it.
    Wise words from the master buckshee, he of all people will know.
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,806
    Working from home: oh I’ve had a wank need a sleep; oh I’ve woken up but work is a bit dull and have a hangover; better have a wank and then go back to sleep.

    Rinse and repeat depending on stamina.
  • SporadicAddick
    SporadicAddick Posts: 6,855
    eaststandmike said:

    People buying icy drinks in coffee shops. They take an age to make and hold up the people buying coffee. If you really want one of these drinks get your mummy or daddy to take you to a newsagents and buy you a slush puppy.

    Coffee shops - the biggest con of all time. The only shop where you should be able to buy liquid refreshment, unless you are 8 years old and want some lemonade, is a pub. Coffee tastes shit and is shit. It has become a fashion and lifestyle statement ("oooh, look at me with my £5 hochamochawankstain")
  • eaststandmike
    eaststandmike Posts: 14,956
    SporadicAddick said:

    eaststandmike said:

    People buying icy drinks in coffee shops. They take an age to make and hold up the people buying coffee. If you really want one of these drinks get your mummy or daddy to take you to a newsagents and buy you a slush puppy.

    Coffee shops - the biggest con of all time. The only shop where you should be able to buy liquid refreshment, unless you are 8 years old and want some lemonade, is a pub. Coffee tastes shit and is shit. It has become a fashion and lifestyle statement ("oooh, look at me with my £5 hochamochawankstain")
    Lol, I take it you don’t like coffee. I on the other hand do so you go to the pub and I will go to the coffee shops.
  • golfaddick
    golfaddick Posts: 33,627
    buckshee said:

    Working from home.

    I’ve got shit loads to do and just can’t get going.

    Nah.......wrong thread mate. That should have been posted on "things that make you happy".

    What's not to like. You can get up later than normal. No need to put on "business atire" & can wear t-shirt & shorts. Only have to make yourself a brew & not half the office. Can fart to your hearts content......and watch porn whenever it takes your fancy.
This discussion has been closed.

Categories

“Marketplace”