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  • When people say "....So she turned around and said...."

    Why the 'turned around' bit? Everyone does it !! Why?

    My dearly departed Dad used to say it incessantly. Drove me mad.
  • Moto service stations and more specifically the gents toilets, fucking grim.
  • Malaga airport, not going to go into it, but just advise you to avoid it if possible
  • edited October 2018
    ross1 said:

    Malaga airport, not going to go into it, but just advise you to avoid it if possible

    lots of delays expected
  • Carter said:

    buckshee said:

    Moto service stations and more specifically the gents toilets, fucking grim.

    Mate, motorway service stations are horrific more so at certain times. Like airport toilets.

    When catching a plane the other week I popped into the toilets just before the departure gate. The pissers were full and I prodded a cubicle door to be presented with without doubt the biggest, most grotesque human turd on the planet. It was comfortably the size three coke cans laid end to end. Nestled on a dirty bed of stained toilet paper this monstrous movement was vomit inducing, jet black specked with peanuts and blood it glared at me as it was washed by a never ending flush hopelessly under prepared to shift this behemoth, only give it a sickening, glistening hue. Think of the prosthetic richards used in Kevin & Perry or the one Neil left in the bidet in the Inbetweeners and you are getting close.

    Anyway, my point was. Travel couldn't have been a surprise to whoever birthed this abomination, unless leaving several pounds of mayhem in a toilet is a daily occurrence for this heathen I don't see why they had to do this in a public toilet. It was like a demonstration of a superpower "oooh look what I can do"

    Going into the toilets at clackett lane between the hours of 5.30am and 9am is like going through a dirty version of professor farts bubble works with the stall users providing their own cataclysmic cacophony of arseholes opening and blasting disgusting shite into Surreys sewage system. It's a low moment if I ever have to join this chorus of anal blitzkrieg
    Clackett and Thurrock are two of the worst and guess what? They’re both Moto.
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  • "Waterless Toilet Systems".

    You can always tell when you are in a khazi that uses a "Waterless Toilet System".

    It stinks of piss...
  • unfortunately not a poo story but i went to a service station (well it was a just a building with toilets and a car park) on the way to Tonbridge the other morning. was about to go to the loo when all of a sudden some bloke got out of his car fully dressed as a highlander and started playing the bagpipes.

  • Never thought I would write this but @Carter has a rival in the defecation based stories.
  • edited October 2018

    unfortunately not a poo story but i went to a service station (well it was a just a building with toilets and a car park) on the way to Tonbridge the other morning. was about to go to the loo when all of a sudden some bloke got out of his car fully dressed as a highlander and started playing the bagpipes.

    Was it the clothes, the music or just the general Scottishness of it all that annoyed you, KmB? :smiley:
  • unfortunately not a poo story but i went to a service station (well it was a just a building with toilets and a car park) on the way to Tonbridge the other morning. was about to go to the loo when all of a sudden some bloke got out of his car fully dressed as a highlander and started playing the bagpipes.

    Maybe it was high (or low) road rage
  • When people say "....So she turned around and said...."

    Why the 'turned around' bit? Everyone does it !! Why?

    I believe the correct spelling is ‘turnt’. Get it right.
  • unfortunately not a poo story but i went to a service station (well it was a just a building with toilets and a car park) on the way to Tonbridge the other morning. was about to go to the loo when all of a sudden some bloke got out of his car fully dressed as a highlander and started playing the bagpipes.

    Was it the clothes, the music or just the general Scottishness of it all that annoyed you, KmB? :smiley:
    all of the above
  • unfortunately not a poo story but i went to a service station (well it was a just a building with toilets and a car park) on the way to Tonbridge the other morning. was about to go to the loo when all of a sudden some bloke got out of his car fully dressed as a highlander and started playing the bagpipes.

    If you are referring to the one on the south bound side of the a21 that place is like a setting out of a b movie horror film from the fleeting glances I had driving past.
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  • My uncle sending a constant stream of out of date jokes etc. on his newly discovered WhatAp
  • Anal Blitzkrieg is either an album title or a porno, which one is it?
  • unfortunately not a poo story but i went to a service station (well it was a just a building with toilets and a car park) on the way to Tonbridge the other morning. was about to go to the loo when all of a sudden some bloke got out of his car fully dressed as a highlander and started playing the bagpipes.

    If you are referring to the one on the south bound side of the a21 that place is like a setting out of a b movie horror film from the fleeting glances I had driving past.
    yep that's the one. A little bit of Scotland down south.
  • Phone charger cables that don't last a month. Which seems to be just about all of them.
  • IdleHans said:

    Phone charger cables that don't last a month. Which seems to be just about all of them.

    I use the ones out the pound shop at the top of Bexleyheath and they work/last fine
  • Stand-in DJ's / radio presenters.

    Craig Charles standing in for Steve Wright today, Radio 2 between 2pm & 5pm. Now Radio 2 is an old gits/middle of ths road station which plays today's modern /current chart stuff with a good sprinkling of old tunes from the 1960's onwards.

    Craig Charles disregards this & just plays what he likes......mainly funk/disco/r&b.. That is not his remit. He already has his own show I believe on a sat eve where he plays this rubbish, sorry, diversified music. He should not be able to inflict it on all the middle if the road cronies like mysel on a weekday afternoon.

    (This is not saying that Steve Wright is any good)......just that since his programme started this afternoon he's not played anything near classed as "middle of the road". He did try by playing "Rocking all over the world" by Credence Clearwater Revival ....which is at least better than the Status Quo version.....but that was only because it was on his "cover by a different bruver /muvva" section......

    I wonder how long will I'll have to wait for a Beatles/Simon & Garfunkel/Spandau/Oasis or Coldplay track.
  • IdleHans said:

    Phone charger cables that don't last a month. Which seems to be just about all of them.

    Apple?
  • IdleHans said:

    Phone charger cables that don't last a month. Which seems to be just about all of them.

    Mine outlast the phones. What do you do to them ?
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