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  • Saulc23
    Saulc23 Posts: 685
    Greenie said:

    Saulc23 said:

    The inconsiderate office microwave user.

    There’s a repeat offender who brings in a raw potato and uses the only microwave for 15 minutes to cook it, then 4 minutes after that for their stinking tuna.

    Selfish prick.

    15mins? How big is the spud?
    Not big enough to justify me spending 15 minutes of my lunch break watching it go round in circles
  • SuedeAdidas
    SuedeAdidas Posts: 7,741
    Saulc23 said:

    The inconsiderate office microwave user.

    There’s a repeat offender who brings in a raw potato and uses the only microwave for 15 minutes to cook it, then 4 minutes after that for their stinking tuna.

    Selfish prick.

    We had someone cooking some god forsaken concoction in our office one yesterday.

    The entire floor smelt like a kipper’s clunge.
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    SuedeAdidas said:

    Saulc23 said:

    The inconsiderate office microwave user.

    There’s a repeat offender who brings in a raw potato and uses the only microwave for 15 minutes to cook it, then 4 minutes after that for their stinking tuna.

    Selfish prick.

    We had someone cooking some god forsaken concoction in our office one yesterday.

    The entire floor smelt like a kipper’s clunge.
    Brilliant, genuine LOL at that
  • suzisausage
    suzisausage Posts: 11,502
    'Hot Drink makers' I can't call them Baristas, who insist on plucking the cup from the inside with their dirty fingers each time they move from the cup pile, the coffee machine and then to where the milk gets poured and touching the lip of the cup. Especially if i have a recyclable cup. get your dirty fingers off the lip/inside of my cup please.

    Also waiting staff who pass a fork/spoon/knife by holding the part that goes in your mouth or bar staff that push straws into a holder, and pat down with the palm of their hand for good germ spreading measure.
  • Super_Eddie_Youds
    Super_Eddie_Youds Posts: 1,977
    SuedeAdidas said:

    Saulc23 said:

    The inconsiderate office microwave user.

    There’s a repeat offender who brings in a raw potato and uses the only microwave for 15 minutes to cook it, then 4 minutes after that for their stinking tuna.

    Selfish prick.

    We had someone cooking some god forsaken concoction in our office one yesterday.

    The entire floor smelt like a kipper’s clunge.
    Any fish in the office microwave is totally unacceptable
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,599
    suzisausage said:

    'Hot Drink makers' I can't call them Baristas, who insist on plucking the cup from the inside with their dirty fingers each time they move from the cup pile, the coffee machine and then to where the milk gets poured and touching the lip of the cup. Especially if i have a recyclable cup. get your dirty fingers off the lip/inside of my cup please.

    Also waiting staff who pass a fork/spoon/knife by holding the part that goes in your mouth or bar staff that push straws into a holder, and pat down with the palm of their hand for good germ spreading measure.

    I'd also add people who spend ages at the milk/sugar counter once they've been served their hot drinks, blocking access to anyone else.

    Some stand there for ages stirring tea and looking gormlessly into space. I've found that a polite but firm "excuse me" helps move them along.
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    suzisausage said:

    'Hot Drink makers' I can't call them Baristas, who insist on plucking the cup from the inside with their dirty fingers each time they move from the cup pile, the coffee machine and then to where the milk gets poured and touching the lip of the cup. Especially if i have a recyclable cup. get your dirty fingers off the lip/inside of my cup please.

    Also waiting staff who pass a fork/spoon/knife by holding the part that goes in your mouth or bar staff that push straws into a holder, and pat down with the palm of their hand for good germ spreading measure.

    worst bit is, most of them look like the sort of people that wouldn't think twice about a pokey bum wank in the work toilets.
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,892
    edited October 2018
    cafcdave123 said:

    suzisausage said:

    'Hot Drink makers' I can't call them Baristas, who insist on plucking the cup from the inside with their dirty fingers each time they move from the cup pile, the coffee machine and then to where the milk gets poured and touching the lip of the cup. Especially if i have a recyclable cup. get your dirty fingers off the lip/inside of my cup please.

    Also waiting staff who pass a fork/spoon/knife by holding the part that goes in your mouth or bar staff that push straws into a holder, and pat down with the palm of their hand for good germ spreading measure.

    worst bit is, most of them look like the sort of people that wouldn't think twice about a pokey bum wank in the work toilets.
    Fully expecting the PBW to be the next alternative to the flat white from the coffee aficionados at Costa.
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    Macronate said:

    cafcdave123 said:

    suzisausage said:

    'Hot Drink makers' I can't call them Baristas, who insist on plucking the cup from the inside with their dirty fingers each time they move from the cup pile, the coffee machine and then to where the milk gets poured and touching the lip of the cup. Especially if i have a recyclable cup. get your dirty fingers off the lip/inside of my cup please.

    Also waiting staff who pass a fork/spoon/knife by holding the part that goes in your mouth or bar staff that push straws into a holder, and pat down with the palm of their hand for good germ spreading measure.

    worst bit is, most of them look like the sort of people that wouldn't think twice about a pokey bum wank in the work toilets.
    Fully expecting the PBW to be the next alternative to the flat white from the coffee aficionados at Costa.
    If it’s not them someone will do it , I mean, who doesn’t enjoy a pokey bum wank?
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,979
    People that don’t like Christmas. Fucking weirdos.
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  • PopIcon
    PopIcon Posts: 5,970
    Charlie Brown, he's an absolute prick.
    If I met a boy like him in real life I'd stab him and throw his body in a flooded quarry.
  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,172
    ValleyGary said:

    People that don’t like Christmas. Fucking weirdos.

    Proper laughed at this one, great delivery!
  • RodneyCharltonTrotta
    RodneyCharltonTrotta Posts: 14,827
    ...
    cafcdave123 said:

    suzisausage said:

    'Hot Drink makers' I can't call them Baristas, who insist on plucking the cup from the inside with their dirty fingers each time they move from the cup pile, the coffee machine and then to where the milk gets poured and touching the lip of the cup. Especially if i have a recyclable cup. get your dirty fingers off the lip/inside of my cup please.

    Also waiting staff who pass a fork/spoon/knife by holding the part that goes in your mouth or bar staff that push straws into a holder, and pat down with the palm of their hand for good germ spreading measure.

    worst bit is, most of them look like the sort of people that wouldn't think twice about a pokey bum wank in the work toilets.
    Think that's the mirror behind the counter mate
  • RodneyCharltonTrotta
    RodneyCharltonTrotta Posts: 14,827
    Macronate said:

    cafcdave123 said:

    suzisausage said:

    'Hot Drink makers' I can't call them Baristas, who insist on plucking the cup from the inside with their dirty fingers each time they move from the cup pile, the coffee machine and then to where the milk gets poured and touching the lip of the cup. Especially if i have a recyclable cup. get your dirty fingers off the lip/inside of my cup please.

    Also waiting staff who pass a fork/spoon/knife by holding the part that goes in your mouth or bar staff that push straws into a holder, and pat down with the palm of their hand for good germ spreading measure.

    worst bit is, most of them look like the sort of people that wouldn't think twice about a pokey bum wank in the work toilets.
    Fully expecting the PBW to be the next alternative to the flat white from the coffee aficionados at Costa.
    Bound to be offering it in Shoreditch already "before it becomes mainstream"
  • AddickUpNorth
    AddickUpNorth Posts: 8,325
    ValleyGary said:

    People that don’t like Christmas. Fucking weirdos.


    I lost both my stepdad and my mum a few days either side of Christmas and subsequently it's one of my least favourite times of year but I'll try and raise my game just for you.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,599
    AddickUpNorth said:

    ValleyGary said:

    People that don’t like Christmas. Fucking weirdos.


    I lost both my stepdad and my mum a few days either side of Christmas and subsequently it's one of my least favourite times of year but I'll try and raise my game just for you.
    I hope it’s better than last year’ effort mate.

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  • AddickUpNorth
    AddickUpNorth Posts: 8,325
    I got a PP9 battery in a sock which was a bit unexpected @DaveMehmet
  • JaShea99
    JaShea99 Posts: 5,458
    Super_Eddie_Youds said:

    SuedeAdidas said:

    Saulc23 said:

    The inconsiderate office microwave user.

    There’s a repeat offender who brings in a raw potato and uses the only microwave for 15 minutes to cook it, then 4 minutes after that for their stinking tuna.

    Selfish prick.

    We had someone cooking some god forsaken concoction in our office one yesterday.

    The entire floor smelt like a kipper’s clunge.
    Any fish in the office microwave is totally unacceptable
    Why do workplaces need microwaves anyway? Why do people have to eat something that requires cooking for lunch? Have something cold and save your hot meal for dinner.
  • JaShea99
    JaShea99 Posts: 5,458
    edited October 2018
    ValleyGary said:

    People that don’t like Christmas. Fucking weirdos.

    If someone doesn’t like Christmas then I guess they’re entitled to feel like that, but it’s the ones who are desperate to tell you that they hate it who wind me up. They can’t wait to see your reaction when they declare that they hate something most people love and really want you to ask why.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,599
    AddickUpNorth said:

    I got a PP9 battery in a sock which was a bit unexpected @DaveMehmet

    You’re lucky, I only got a tangerine in my stocking
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  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,979
    Greenie got my Christmas comment, it was a jokey one in relation to another thread. Apologies if it pissed you off AUN.
  • AddickUpNorth
    AddickUpNorth Posts: 8,325
    ValleyGary said:

    Greenie got my Christmas comment, it was a jokey one in relation to another thread. Apologies if it pissed you off AUN.


    No apology needed and sorry if I seemed narky @ValleyGary. I used to like Christmas but stuff happens that takes the shine off.

    If it’s not too early, have a good un!

  • Bournemouth Addick
    Bournemouth Addick Posts: 16,283
    Knock off immitations of this fine thread.
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,153
    JaShea99 said:

    ValleyGary said:

    People that don’t like Christmas. Fucking weirdos.

    If someone doesn’t like Christmas then I guess they’re entitled to feel like that, but it’s the ones who are desperate to tell you that they hate it who wind me up. They can’t wait to see your reaction when they declare that they hate something most people love and really want you to ask why.
    Same as people who don't celebrate their own birthday and then passively aggressively try and make you feel bad because you like celebrating yours.
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    When tracking a parcel it simply says "In transit"
  • Raith_C_Chattonell
    Raith_C_Chattonell Posts: 5,679
    Football commentators constantly apologising for background swearing. It's not their fault, there's nothing they can do about it, it's part of the game and in all probability nobody even noticed ... until they pointed it out.
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,318
    Raith_C_Chattonell said:

    Football commentators constantly apologising for background swearing. It's not their fault, there's nothing they can do about it, it's part of the game and in all probability nobody even noticed ... until they pointed it out.

    I suppose it is their fault to an extent as they can turn down the microphones near that section of the stands so its not audible
  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,228
    Raith_C_Chattonell said:

    Football commentators constantly apologising for background swearing. It's not their fault, there's nothing they can do about it, it's part of the game and in all probability nobody even noticed ... until they pointed it out.

    They always say sorry if you heard inappropriate language but I think swearing is entirely appropriate for a football match.
  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,172
    iaitch said:

    Raith_C_Chattonell said:

    Football commentators constantly apologising for background swearing. It's not their fault, there's nothing they can do about it, it's part of the game and in all probability nobody even noticed ... until they pointed it out.

    They always say sorry if you heard inappropriate language but I think swearing is entirely appropriate for a football match.
    Especially supporting our lot!
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,243
    Raith_C_Chattonell said:

    Football commentators constantly apologising for background swearing. It's not their fault, there's nothing they can do about it, it's part of the game and in all probability nobody even noticed ... until they pointed it out.

    I know why they do it (apologise) at boxing as I asked Ian Darke when the pair of us shared a queue in the buffet car on the pendolino to Liverpool lime street in 2015

    Its because OFCOM make them. They don't advertise before the programme the risk of naughty words so have to apologise or get told off

    Mental, especially in a sport like boxing where there is a very real chance of seeing people ironed out and a lot of blood.

    I love it when a chant, especially the heeeey Roland one is so loud it is clearly and crisply broadcast so nobody is in doubt of what is being sung at 1pm on a Sunday

    I can still remember where I was when the unedited version of ODB's classic got your money went out during the top 40 show and I loved it, absolutely loved it
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