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  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,892
    addick05 said:

    Macronate said:

    Customers in IKEA treating it as a family day out.

    There's Dad, who's put his rucksack on the ground to one side, sitting on a chair in the corner of the bedroom waving at Mum taking a picture on her mobile whilst the kids are causing havoc elsewhere. Grandad looks thoroughly miserable sitting at a £16 desk and Nanny Doris has wandered off to the checkouts to stock up on meatballs.

    To be honest, you couldn't pay me to go to IKEA.

    Hmm, that was you with the rucksack, wasn’t it!
  • golfaddick
    golfaddick Posts: 33,625
    White vans that decide to just stop in an "active" lane, put on their hazards & unload whatever the fuck they have in the back.

  • The oversize posters on the side of Tesco lorries of people laughing as if their life depended on it. Nothing's that funny unless you've just seen your Granny catch her tit in the mangle.
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,849

    White vans that decide to just stop in an "active" lane, put on their hazards & unload whatever the fuck they have in the back.

    'stops in the active lane to unload in the back' - over to you @DaveMehmet
  • bbob
    bbob Posts: 550
    FriYAY
  • bbob said:

    FriYAY

    Er what? - Where the feck has that phrase come from?
  • 1StevieG
    1StevieG Posts: 10,964
    bbob said:

    FriYAY

    Faha Off...
  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,225
    I too wondere what it was, here's a definition:-

    Friyay is a play on words, morphing together Friday, the fifth day of the week, and Yay, a word to express excitement or joy, e.g.

    Anyone who uses it should be shot.
  • iaitch said:

    I too wondere what it was, here's a definition:-

    Friyay is a play on words, morphing together Friday, the fifth day of the week, and Yay, a word to express excitement or joy, e.g.

    Anyone who uses it should be shot.

    Especially if they go on their hollibobs on a Friyay! Shot twice!
  • Anna_Kissed
    Anna_Kissed Posts: 3,302
    Musselburgh Racecourse, Monday December 3rd 2018.

    FOUR horses dead.

    The racecourse says it will assist the British Horseracing Authority's investigation into the deaths, adding that conditions on the day were "ideal for racing".

    From the East Lothian Courier :

    The winner of the first race, Kensukes Kingdom, was badly lame at the finish and was subsequently destroyed.

    Later in the afternoon, Smart Ruler, a 12 year-old chestnut gelding, was seen to suddenly drop away from the other runners and wobble as he came to a halt. He then collapsed on the course and died.

    In the next race, six-year-old gelding Sierra Oscar was seen to pull up with a broken leg. Shortly after the race was over, Sierra Oscar was destroyed.

    Two races on, five-year-old Leather Belly was running on the final bend of the race when he too looked to break a leg and was also later destroyed.
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  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,344

    White vans that decide to just stop in an "active" lane, put on their hazards & unload whatever the fuck they have in the back.

    All rentals with Amazon deliveries these days...
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    Getting this message "I just got a message from [leader of my daughter's beaver club] to say she's unwell, and beavers is cancelled tonight"

    And then my phone predicting the following replies "bummer" and "fingers crossed". Say wha? As after I'd ever say "bummer", I'm not a Californian teenager from the late 80s. Furthermore, fingers crossed would be a non sequitur. I hope this isn't AI at work
  • A-R-T-H-U-R
    A-R-T-H-U-R Posts: 7,678
    £41 to see Mary Poppins at the re vamped Odeon Leicester Square.
    It's a bloody repeat, too.
  • When your park rating falls below 600 on rollercoaster tycoon
  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 10,965

    When your park rating falls below 600 on rollercoaster tycoon

    Bummer
  • Fumbluff
    Fumbluff Posts: 10,126
    IdleHans said:

    When your park rating falls below 600 on rollercoaster tycoon

    Bummer
    Fingers Crossed
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,849
    The quote facility when using my phone on here.
    Used to press quote, then automatically type under the bit you quoted.
    Now press quote, and when you start typing it is above the bit you quoted. Then have to delete all I have typed and click below the quote and do again.
  • stackitsteve
    stackitsteve Posts: 12,102
    Tell me about
    MrOneLung said:

    The quote facility when using my phone on here.
    Used to press quote, then automatically type under the bit you quoted.
    Now press quote, and when you start typing it is above the bit you quoted. Then have to delete all I have typed and click below the quote and do again.

    It
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,977
    edited December 2018
    Danny Baker - Miserable fat hairy Millwall mug
  • Fiiish
    Fiiish Posts: 7,998
    People who won't stop beating a dead horse.
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  • stackitsteve
    stackitsteve Posts: 12,102
    Fiiish said:

    People who won't stop beating a dead horse.

    Supposed to say feeding a fed horse now.
  • Shag
    Shag Posts: 4,555
    Speciesism ?!? Wtf
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    Gadzooks. Firstly, are they trying to kill the birds with those scones? Nothing could be worse for them. Secondly, animal models are far superior to in vitro studies, and in any case you aren't testing on the test tube, but whatever is in it. Thirdly, all horses are fed horses, unless it has just been born. Fourthly, way to discriminate against the gluten intolerant you utter bastards, and fifthly since when to flowers have thorns? Plant by the thorns perhaps, but flower? Stick to eating them you numpties
  • Think the biggest question we should be asking is...

    Should we say... Feed two birds with one sgone? Or is it Feed two birds with one scoan?
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  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,892
    Is "look at the tits on that" allowed now?
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,344
    McBobbin said:

    Gadzooks. Firstly, are they trying to kill the birds with those scones? Nothing could be worse for them. Secondly, animal models are far superior to in vitro studies, and in any case you aren't testing on the test tube, but whatever is in it. Thirdly, all horses are fed horses, unless it has just been born. Fourthly, way to discriminate against the gluten intolerant you utter bastards, and fifthly since when to flowers have thorns? Plant by the thorns perhaps, but flower? Stick to eating them you numpties
    Surely the context of the sayings should be considered?
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,617
    edited December 2018
    Macronate said:

    Is "look at the tits on that" allowed now?

    Depends if "that" is a scone.
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    Macronate said:

    Is "look at the tits on that" allowed now?

    Only if directed towards @DaveMehmet
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