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CRYSTAL PALACE HAVE SCORED A GOAL

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  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,347
    Team of the Eighties?! palace?! who the fuck are... 

    not sure about a decade but for 1 season there was a lot of hype around croydon. on tomorrow night BT sport. 

    https://youtu.be/IVIleflPxDg
    Not bad for what was and still is a provincial Surrey football club.
  • tangoflash
    tangoflash Posts: 10,782
    edited October 2019
    I had one of the hardest temptations of my life today. Had to make a delivery to their training ground this morning and backing an 18 ton truck into their car park, surrounded by all those Bentley's, Range Rovers & Mercs. It would've been so easy to have an "accident". I must add that they're all very unoriginal with the colours, as almost every car was black with tinted windows................
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,587
    Team of the Eighties?! palace?! who the fuck are... 

    not sure about a decade but for 1 season there was a lot of hype around croydon. on tomorrow night BT sport. 

    https://youtu.be/IVIleflPxDg
    I’ve got pelters on here in the past for this but I’ve always liked that kit.

    Still hate them with a passion though.
  • Addickted
    Addickted Posts: 19,456
    edited October 2019
    Slightly surprised Palarse have felt it necessary to cash in on the next instalment of the Wan-Bissaka fee.

    I assume it's so they have funds available for the January transfer window and a possible bit for Morelos.

    https://beta.companieshouse.gov.uk/company/07270793/filing-history/MzI0NzM1NTQ5M2FkaXF6a2N4/document?format=pdf&download=0
  • orpingtonRED
    orpingtonRED Posts: 3,474
    I done the school run today and promised to take the kids shopping after to get new coats and other crap.  Popped into Bromley and see the wankers have opened an official clubshop in Bromley shopping centre! Trying to spread again
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,347
    Never liked Bromley.
  • I done the school run today and promised to take the kids shopping after to get new coats and other crap.  Popped into Bromley and see the wankers have opened an official clubshop in Bromley shopping centre! Trying to spread again
    No one ever goes in that shopping centre any more anyway.  
  • orpingtonRED
    orpingtonRED Posts: 3,474
    Never liked Bromley.
    Fair enough.
    For me its Elephant n Castle, i grew up in Peckham and never liked Elephant and still dont to this day for some reason.
  • Addickted
    Addickted Posts: 19,456
    edited November 2019
    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-50430698

    On 20 January, he was clocked driving 80mph (129km/h) in a 50mph (80km/h) zone in Richmond, before being caught doing 89mph (143km/h) in a 40mph (64km/h) zone stretch of the same road in Putney on 11 March.

    Benteke was also found guilty of driving 64mph (103km/h) in a 30mph (48km/h) zone in Streatham Place on 22 July.

    As well as being given six penalty points for each of the three offences, he was also ordered to pay £2,780 in fines, costs and surcharges. The striker already had nine points on his licence.

    I thought speeding fines were now related to how much you earned? One weeks salary for each offence would give the justice system an extra £360k. I mean, 89mph in a 40 limit is obscene.
  • paulie8290
    paulie8290 Posts: 23,344
    Already had 9 points and got 6 points for each of the offences.

    Jesus he has more points on his licence than goals for Palace
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  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,347
    Woy must of taken him aside and said...  "Nwoah liften Benths we need points!"
  • That's faster than he's ever moved on the pitch for Palace!
  • CAFCsayer
    CAFCsayer Posts: 10,222
    That's faster than he's ever moved on the pitch for Palace!
    Be a bit strange if he was running quicker than 89mph to be fair
  • Surprised he could find it the fat palace twat
  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 10,956
    Must be nice to have genitalia that is visible from a distance
  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,217
    |Well these telescopes can pick things up on distant planets.

  • A lot of stories about the Palace and young girls around at the moment. 
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    A lot of stories about the Palace and young girls around at the moment. 
    Really?

    dirty noncing Nigels 
  • A lot of stories about the Palace and young girls around at the moment. 
    Really?

    dirty noncing Nigels 
    I don't recall. 
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  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 51,981
    MrLargo said:
    Unbelievable. Filthy bastard.
  • EastTerrace
    EastTerrace Posts: 3,961
    Didn’t expect that. 
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,347
    Ship...ship...shipERly Ship...ship...er...dirty fecker!
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    He flashes at kids, he flashes at ki-ids
    Neil Shipperley, he flashes at kids
  • He was feeling glad all over 
  • iainment
    iainment Posts: 8,036
    Rooney! 

    And the rest of the Derby team.

    And Huddlestone.

    And the ref.
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,804
    What?
  • superclive98
    superclive98 Posts: 4,766
    Stripey cheating Nigel twats. Close this pointless thread. 
  • Reopen this thread.

    7 games (including a home FA cup tie against Derby) without a win. No arrivals in the transfer window. Benteke still leading their forward line Roy and Parish getting dogs abuse. Teams at the bottom beginning to find a bit of form.

    Relegation is still on!
  • Croydon
    Croydon Posts: 12,723
    Imagine a championship season with us, spanners, west ham and the nigels. Absolute scenes.