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  • Salad
    Salad Posts: 10,189
    well I'm not going to lick it off again
  • Yes, should be in work for about 8 in the morning!
  • March51
    March51 Posts: 3,256
    Stone me, what a life!
  • There's a lot of dignity in that, ain't there? Going out like a raspberry ripple.
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,220
    How can you say the Atlantic is a better ocean that the Pacific?
  • Shag
    Shag Posts: 4,555
    Anyone wanna buy a wind turbine blade ?
  • bloodnut
    bloodnut Posts: 2,146
    [cite]Posted By: Sailor Browneye[/cite]So Bloodnut, you’re saying the photo posted on the site was actually of her daughter?! But, don’t despair, I think large women are very sexy – look at Dawn French…

    lol, I hope not sailor??

    Anyway stop trying to spoil it for me, i love her with all my heart (how ever fat or old she might turn out to be) ;-)
  • Pagan Star Princess in the 1.40pm at Kelso today worth a £10 each way.
  • pete_tong1
    pete_tong1 Posts: 2,653
    tommy sheridan the new Derek Hatton ??

    So tommy will be looking forward to loads of property nice cars in the future then.
  • Yeh, Tescos was well busy. I bumped into Salad, he was in a hurry, had three jars of chocolate sauce in his basket and looked very sheepish indeed. Bloodnut was there too, buying a bunch of flowers for his new lady love. Told me they cost him twenty quid, what with the chocolates as well, so he reckons he’s ‘on a promise’. ;-)
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  • For the last time (maybe) LISTEN !!
    The Royal Oak.
    New Road.
    Brentford.
    Come off the M4 junction 2, turn right just before Griffin Park and its on your left.
  • These pretzels are making me thirsty.
  • JVL
    JVL Posts: 284
    They actually manufacture them to look beaten up and "distressed". Every scratch and chip is put there on purpose to be the exact copy of the original, so you can buy an Andy Summers strat or a Flea Jazz all bashed up identically like theirs, without actually having to go out and play yourself. Ridiculous, I call it.
  • March51
    March51 Posts: 3,256
    Do you know, if you look at this wallpaper long enough you can see faces in it: there's alittle old man over there and Winston Churchill's over the fireplace.
  • BDL
    BDL Posts: 6,000
    Shit, then the wife found the Jazz mag collection under the stairs. Amazing how hard a woman can punch!
  • We are going down as champions at this rate!
  • Darren
    Darren Posts: 435
    That's a NO on the would ya then?
  • Is it any surprise the Jonas Brothers are virgins?
  • I MUST NOT IMITATE BART SIMPSON
    I MUST NOT IMITATE BART SIMPSON
    I MUST NOT IMITATE BART SIMPSON
    I MUST NOT IMITA
  • addick1965
    addick1965 Posts: 5,092
    I hate quorn
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  • pete_tong1
    pete_tong1 Posts: 2,653
    your sister is your mother...
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,220
    When whispers go wrong 12,078
  • DA9
    DA9 Posts: 11,091
    Not at those temperatures your not!
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,220
    w***ers
  • [quote][cite]Posted By: Henry Irving[/cite]w***ers[/quote]

    Can I quote you on that ?
  • DA9
    DA9 Posts: 11,091
    I'm sure he means winners?
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,220
    [cite]Posted By: miserableold-ish git[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Henry Irving[/cite]w***ers

    Can I quote you on that ?

    AKFA was trying to make a serious point about keeping threads on topic and you lot have turned it into a long running joke so certainly you can quote me.

    I'm sure AFKA feels exactly the same way ; - )
  • Addick Addict
    Addick Addict Posts: 39,767
    [cite]Posted By: Henry Irving[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: miserableold-ish git[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Henry Irving[/cite]w***ers

    Can I quote you on that ?

    AKFA was trying to make a serious point about keeping threads on topic and you lot have turned it into a long running joke so certainly you can quote me.

    I'm sure AFKA feels exactly the same way ; - )

    But he said threadssssssssssssss so as long as we only do it with this one everyone should be happy ;-)
  • HIs wife has banished him to the spare room. Can't blame her - wasn't just jazz mags you know - it was.....

    free-form jazz!!! The shock must have been terrible, the poor woman...
  • Modern or Trad ?