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The Chase-ITV [Paddy versus The BEAST! - Match Thread]

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  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,824
    Early contender for thread of the year here 
  • PaddyP17 said:
    When u nut but she keep suckin


    At which point did you wake up and realise it was just a dream?
    You wake up and the bed is broken.
  • When Marcus didn't call the day after and just pissed back up north #used


  • Just watched it and then caught up with this thread, one of the best for sure! 
    Well done Paddy
  • Paddy you absolutely ran the show, big well done mate and congrats on the dough! 
  • LargeAddick
    LargeAddick Posts: 32,559
    Watched it last night, thought you were excellent Paddy, congratulations on beating The Beast and winning the cash.
  • blackpool72
    blackpool72 Posts: 23,670
    Seriously impressed. 
    Well played mate 
  • king addick
    king addick Posts: 3,699
    Paddy....stop being successful please....we arent used to success atm on this forum!!

    Well done though! 
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  • cafc999
    cafc999 Posts: 4,967
    Cannot wait for the following threads of "Has Paddy lost it?" & "Paddy's legs have gone"
  • bobmunro
    bobmunro Posts: 20,843
    cafc999 said:
    Cannot wait for the following threads of "Has Paddy lost it?" & "Paddy's legs have gone"

    I can't wait for the blossoming romance with the lovely Eleanor thread.

    (I can live without jazz!)
  • CAFCsayer
    CAFCsayer Posts: 10,223
    Have you poked her yet @PaddyP17 ?
  • Well done, Paddy. We watched it last night, you were brilliant.
  • Talal
    Talal Posts: 11,485
    Very well done. Perhaps came across a little smug but I probably would if I was that bright! 
  • CAFCsayer
    CAFCsayer Posts: 10,223
    Eleanor could eat corn on the cob through a Venetian blind.

    You still would
  • Addickted
    Addickted Posts: 19,456
    Eleanor could eat corn on the cob through a Venetian blind.
    She'd already bought the first part of her Polo pony.
  • The question on what team did Alan Shearer score 131 goals for? According to Wiki, he scored 112 goals for Blackburn & 148 for Newcastle.
  • The question on what team did Alan Shearer score 131 goals for? According to Wiki, he scored 112 goals for Blackburn & 148 for Newcastle.
    112 is only league goals.
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  • CAFCsayer said:
    Eleanor could eat corn on the cob through a Venetian blind.

    You still would
    Obviously. I'd then have a punt on her in the 14.50 at Taunton  ;)
  • _MrDick
    _MrDick Posts: 13,104
    seth plum said:
    I know he was nervous, watching as his father I could tell. I would be equally proud of him whatever the outcome, but so delighted the nerves didn't take over and he melted.
    I reckon the other players were pleased he didn't melt either.
    Surreal experience today.
    Are you looking forward to the racket coming from the home studio 🤣🤣 You should get @PaddyP17 to buy you some ear plugs out of the winnings 
  • seth plum
    seth plum Posts: 53,448
    Now you guys, you guys.
    It seems when you're on these programmes and they ask you stuff you have to say something.
    Home Jazz Studio slips out, as does Formica!
    Incidentally to all the Philistines out there, I have learned over the past couple of decades that Jazz is a whole lot better than it is reputed to be.
    The worse bit is I know for sartin sure that Patrick and Bradley Walsh had an exchange about Charlton, but it must've been Palace bastard producers who cut that out. Ruined the whole show for me obvs as that would've been the highlight.
  • seth plum said:
    Now you guys, you guys.
    It seems when you're on these programmes and they ask you stuff you have to say something.
    Home Jazz Studio slips out, as does Formica!
    Incidentally to all the Philistines out there, I have learned over the past couple of decades that Jazz is a whole lot better than it is reputed to be.
    The worse bit is I know for sartin sure that Patrick and Bradley Walsh had an exchange about Charlton, but it must've been Palace bastard producers who cut that out. Ruined the whole show for me obvs as that would've been the highlight.
    To be fair I imagine if they ask what you are thinking of doing with the winnings and you say "dunno... debts. Life?  Soon goes doesn't it?" etc, you're not getting on in the first place!
  • O-Randy-Hunt
    O-Randy-Hunt Posts: 10,636
    seth plum said:
    Now you guys, you guys.
    It seems when you're on these programmes and they ask you stuff you have to say something.
    Home Jazz Studio slips out, as does Formica!
    Incidentally to all the Philistines out there, I have learned over the past couple of decades that Jazz is a whole lot better than it is reputed to be.
    The worse bit is I know for sartin sure that Patrick and Bradley Walsh had an exchange about Charlton, but it must've been Palace bastard producers who cut that out. Ruined the whole show for me obvs as that would've been the highlight.
    To be fair I imagine if they ask what you are thinking of doing with the winnings and you say "dunno... debts. Life?  Soon goes doesn't it?" etc, you're not getting on in the first place!
    Neither would 'hookers and cocaine brad' I would guess.
  • seth plum said:
    Now you guys, you guys.
    It seems when you're on these programmes and they ask you stuff you have to say something.
    Home Jazz Studio slips out, as does Formica!
    Incidentally to all the Philistines out there, I have learned over the past couple of decades that Jazz is a whole lot better than it is reputed to be.
    The worse bit is I know for sartin sure that Patrick and Bradley Walsh had an exchange about Charlton, but it must've been Palace bastard producers who cut that out. Ruined the whole show for me obvs as that would've been the highlight.
    To be fair I imagine if they ask what you are thinking of doing with the winnings and you say "dunno... debts. Life?  Soon goes doesn't it?" etc, you're not getting on in the first place!
    "Putting it all on black as soon as you roll the credits Brad" 
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,977
    When someone disturbs your afternoon nap and you don’t know what day, week, year or universe you’re in.


  • Fumbluff
    Fumbluff Posts: 10,126
    PaddyP17 said:
    When you accidentally say formica; Belgrano; Keith Lemon; scorpion; The Proclaimers; and home jazz studio all in the same hour 


    I have a genuine fear that this is both your poop and sex face 🤮
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,849
    PaddyP17 said:
    When you accidentally say formica; Belgrano; Keith Lemon; scorpion; The Proclaimers; and home jazz studio all in the same hour 


    Mate,I wouldn’t worry,  I have read your post re the Elpis answer five times and I am still none the wiser.