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Erling Haaland
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But what does he bring to the team apart from the goals?4
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But can he do that on a wet Tuesday night at the Valley.Cafc43v3r said:
it would take our entire first team and coaching staff a good 30 minutes just to balance the three balls!3 -
48 career assistsSantaClaus said:But what does he bring to the team apart from the goals?0 -
Don’t know if this is a “whoosh” but wasn’t this the one that was revealed to be fake?Cafc43v3r said:0 -
He has a 200m release clause for clubs outside the Premier League. He’ll be at Real Madrid or PSG within 2-3 years.0
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He will certainly make his dad a very rich man.Callumcafc said:He has a 200m release clause for clubs outside the Premier League. He’ll be at Real Madrid or PSG within 2-3 years.0 -
Dropped for not scoring a hat-trick at the weekend.3
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Aneke. Goal every 16 minutes this season. Take that, Harland!2
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Go get him Tommy!
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I'd definitely think it was a worthwhile gamble. However a quick Google shows its bullshitMendonca In Asdas said:Go get him Tommy!0 -
Why would Bristol Rovers be tweeting that anyway?1
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Oops, Bristol Rovers account hacked!sam3110 said:Why would Bristol Rovers be tweeting that anyway?0 -
Seen a few accounts tweet that but it’s not accurate - that’s not his goalscoring record and Haaland isn’t even his surname.Mendonca In Asdas said:Go get him Tommy!
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_Tjåland0 -
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Definitely only looks 18 very believable 🙄Mendonca In Asdas said:Go get him Tommy!3 -
Footballers are a different breed, that player could definitely be 18.oohaahmortimer said:
Definitely only looks 18 very believable 🙄Mendonca In Asdas said:Go get him Tommy!
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Christ, he must’ve had a hard paper round!Mendonca In Asdas said:Go get him Tommy!2 -
Because the guy in the photo is actually 35.oohaahmortimer said:
Definitely only looks 18 very believable 🙄Mendonca In Asdas said:Go get him Tommy!
Literally nothing in the tweet is true.2 -
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Step 1: Change surname by deed poll to HaalandCafc43v3r said:
Step 2: Get huge contract at PL clubStep 3: Sit in the reservesStep 4: PROFIT3 -
The very idea that a premier league manager would sign a player for no other reason than that they are related to a world class player is ludicrous.
Just ask Graeme Souness. 😉4 -
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Guess who is back?
(Yes I know it was 1 game...)0 -
Erling Haaland has now scored as many PL goals as Gareth Southgate but in 415 fewer games12
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Just 1 goal shy of the 97/98 and 98/99 golden boot winning total and he's played 10 and a half games.6
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I really hope he stays fit, as this is going to end up being a record that's probably never going to be broken. You've got the best passer of the ball I'm the world, supplying the best finisher in the world.6
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Oops wrong thread0
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6 short of the total that won Golden Boot last season.... In October.Chris_from_Sidcup said:Just 1 goal shy of the 97/98 and 98/99 golden boot winning total and he's played 10 and a half games.
It's mental. Absolutely Mental.0 -
He could well beat the Golden Boot for the last 4 seasons before the world cup break.thenewbie said:
6 short of the total that won Golden Boot last season.... In October.Chris_from_Sidcup said:Just 1 goal shy of the 97/98 and 98/99 golden boot winning total and he's played 10 and a half games.
It's mental. Absolutely Mental.
The "goals in a season" so cups, internationals etc in the Premier league era is about 40. He has 22 already.
Dixie Dean must be shitting it.
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