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  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 10,961
    The Don't Let Me Go music in the new iPhone storage ad - nails down a blackboard is easier to tolerate
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,148
    Not read all, so I may well not be the first to mention "drop". As in the new series/album "drops" this week.

    Just fuck off! 
  • ME14addick
    ME14addick Posts: 9,761
    'We have a plan, they have no plan'. I'm sick of hearing this every time a politician is interviewed.
  • Hack. What is a hack? Have I just seen a hack of how to cock an egg in an air fryer, or have I just watched a video of an Australian dude cooking his breakfast.
  • ads
    ads Posts: 3,224
    cock an egg
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,021
    Hack. What is a hack? Have I just seen a hack of how to cock an egg in an air fryer, or have I just watched a video of an Australian dude cooking his breakfast.
    Are you sure that's an Australian breakfast and not a Portuguese one?
  • Forward planning - how often has anyone carried out backward planning?
  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,223
    Backward planning is hindsight?
  • Forward planning - how often has anyone carried out backward planning?
    Many a Charlton board in recent times 
  • Hal1x
    Hal1x Posts: 4,265
    edited April 2024
    Forward planning - how often has anyone carried out backward planning?
    Well theres planning ie for todays training and saturday's match, and future planning ie for the summer transfer window, or for next two or three managers after this.
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  • Garrymanilow
    Garrymanilow Posts: 13,167
    I hate the football forum favourite of 'if x player is the answer what is the question'. Absolutely meaningless. 
  • Gribbo
    Gribbo Posts: 8,484
    I hate the football forum favourite of 'if x player is the answer what is the question'. Absolutely meaningless. 
    Yeah it is, how we sposed to know what the question is if we don't even know who the player is.

    Or is X a new Chinese winger we're looking at?
  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,223
    I though X was formally Twitter.
  • Wheresmeticket
    Wheresmeticket Posts: 17,304
    Hack. What is a hack? Have I just seen a hack of how to cock an egg in an air fryer, or have I just watched a video of an Australian dude cooking his breakfast.

    I need this in my life.
  • SuedeAdidas
    SuedeAdidas Posts: 7,737
    Gribbo said:
    I hate the football forum favourite of 'if x player is the answer what is the question'. Absolutely meaningless. 
    Yeah it is, how we sposed to know what the question is if we don't even know who the player is.

    Or is X a new Chinese winger we're looking at?
    X wingers are in Star Wars ain’t they?
  • DamoNorthStand
    DamoNorthStand Posts: 10,934
    'Limbs'.

    Not the act of genuinely letting emotion out at a game (ie us at Wembley after Bauer).

    More the phrase - 'it was total limbs'.

    My 15 year old son came back from Woking after they scored in the 89th minute and said 'Dad it was total limbs'.

    Oh fuck off son - it was a load of pissed twats all jumping around like a load of bellends.
  • jimmymelrose
    jimmymelrose Posts: 9,750
    iaitch said:
    Has anyone ever boiled their piss? Is it the basis of a culinary sauce? 
    No, but I once had a friend when I was about 15 who opened the door and we went through to the kitchen where he was frying his cum just for a laugh. 
  • LargeAddick
    LargeAddick Posts: 32,559
    iaitch said:
    Has anyone ever boiled their piss? Is it the basis of a culinary sauce? 
    No, but I once had a friend when I was about 15 who opened the door and we went through to the kitchen where he was frying his cum just for a laugh. 
    'a friend' 😂
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,021
    edited April 2024
    'Done [insert place name]'. Especially when used by people who flit between hotel bar and hotel pool for their entire holiday and see nothing of the place they claim to have 'done'. 
  • Brownie12
    Brownie12 Posts: 1,525
    Period of time. 

    As against a period of what, exactly?
    That 5 day one that women have once a month ….except it’s not 5 days. It’s a lifetime. 
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  • 'talk to' as in ' I will talk to the slides on budgets', instead of using 'talk about ', 'address', 'cover', 'explain', etc.
    Infuriating.
  • 'Cancelled', as in a celebrity being cancelled.

    Which actually means a small section of social media has whinged about them and then they carry on as normal.  Nothing has been cancelled.
  • Plurals on footballers names.

    "He's not as good as your Walkers, your Alexander-Arnolds" etc.

    There's only one of each.  "He's not as good as Walker or Alexander-Arnold" would do fine.
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,021
    The overuse of Jean-Baptiste Alphonse Karr's phrase, 'plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose'. It's even made an appearance, not once, but twice, on yesterday's post-match thread.

    Here are some things to remember about this phrase for anyone contemplating its use. 1. Invariably, it adds nothing in terms of meaning. 2. If, by chance, you have stumbled across a situation where it is meaningful and relevant, it can just as easily be said in English. 3. Nobody will think you are big or clever. 4. Nobody will imagine that you are living a giddyingly sophisticated lifestyle, arguing the finer points of philosophy whilst sipping the outlandishly good coffees and brandies outside a Left Bank café in the Parisian sunshine. 

    Plus on l’utilise, plus je suis énervé.
  • Socially: it is what it is
    Business: clients who say they will circle back after unpacking our proposal 
  • cblock
    cblock Posts: 1,959
    Anytime soon really pisses me off, how is that different from anytime?
  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,223
    Trying to arrange something, ask for comments. There's always one that says 'I'll just go with the flow'.

    Just give me your opinion instead of copping out. 
  • swordfish
    swordfish Posts: 4,234
    "Pre loved" i.e. second hand.
  • andipandi
    andipandi Posts: 1,175
    On point, as in 'The flavour is on point'. I much prefer the phrase 'Flavour and clouds all day bro.'
  • JiMMy 85
    JiMMy 85 Posts: 10,193
    "And that's a perfect segue into our next subject..."
      
    As soon as a presenter (very often on a podcast) acknowledges a segue, it ceases to be a segue. A segue is "an uninterrupted transition from one piece of music or film scene to another". A good presenter knows they have segued into the next subject and doesn't need to celebrate their own luck or brilliance.